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has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Axtacy on Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:08 am

i need some serious help guys....apparently i have this part of skin that is stuck to my penis and its freakin' weird....it can't be pulled down fully because of the attachment...is it something i should be worried about? 'cause i'm freaking out here....

please don't laugh... :oops:
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Jackal on Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:40 am

Oh, you're one of those rare people with "foreskin-itis", you probably won't find anything on Google, people try to keep it low key.

I'm sorry to hear it, but I don't want to be the one to share the bad news in regards to your penis, so I'll let someone else who is aware of the situation tell you about it.

Once again, so sorry to hear about this.
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby volsey on Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:28 am

Cant help you much, but maybe you should give this guy a call. He seems to have found a way to cure this foreskin-itis.
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby The X on Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:42 am

Firstly, you have a foreskin....this is natural....are you aware of differences between circumcised & uncircumcised penises? if not, basically watch porn, they're all uncircumcised....the foreskin is attached to the underside of the head (glans or whatever the heck they call it), so this is natural....just wanted to get that out of the way before people tell you that you've got a medical problem....the main question I would ask is can you pull back your foreskin so that the head is exposed?!? if you can, then you have no issues....

if you can't pull the foreskin back because it's too tight & painful, then you probably have phimosis (or foreskin-itis)....it might be genetic or it might just be that nobody told you to pull it back through childhood or whatnot....either way, if this is the case, you're going to need to see a doctor, no way around that....the two main options that I'm aware of are circumcision or the less invasive option, which is topical steroids, which thins the skin & after a little while, you should be sweet....best to deal with those sort of penis issues straight away, as you don't want it to cause problems later....
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Axtacy on Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:49 am

apparently yes i can pull it till it shows the head but no further....is that good or bad?
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby The X on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:09 am

Axtacy wrote:apparently yes i can pull it till it shows the head but no further....is that good or bad?

it depends, if you can pull it down so that the whole head is showing, then yes, good & healthy....the little connector bit will prevent you from pulling it any further....however, if you are only able to pull it down to show part of head, then that's a problem....
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Axtacy on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:14 am

my head is slanted so yea i can show the whole head...does that count as healthy? if so...thanks a million man...was really freaking out...i thought i have some kind of disease that's incurable or something...
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby The X on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:46 am

yep, you're fine....understandable that you would freak, especially with all porn & images are of circumcised....so no need for you to worry, sounds like you're fine (Y)
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Patr1ck on Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:41 pm

OMG cut it off!! :hump:
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby The X on Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:15 pm

Pdub wrote:OMG cut it off!! :hump:

what? and lose some sensitivity? :lol: :hump:
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby benji on Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:55 pm

You're on the internet. Go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis (And that page contains this picture of an uncircumsized one for "comparison" purposes: Mod edit - I had to cut his cock off.)
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Jackal on Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:04 pm

Bastards, just couldn't play along could you.
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Axtacy on Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:00 am

shit! i thought you were serious Jackal.... :shake:

i was actually scared off by your post...i'm just 16....i'm gullible...
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Oznogrd on Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:12 am

Axtacy wrote:shit! i thought you were serious Jackal.... :shake:

i was actually scared off by your post...i'm just 16....i'm gullible...
Cutting it off is how i lost my legs...the doc missed the first time..best decision ever :lol:

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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Jackal on Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:56 am

Axtacy wrote:shit! i thought you were serious Jackal.... :shake:

i was actually scared off by your post...i'm just 16....i'm gullible...


That's me, Mr. Serious. Always.
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Andrew on Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:09 am

The X wrote:if not, basically watch porn


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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Chaoot on Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:17 pm

The X wrote:...if not, basically watch porn, they're all uncircumcised...


The X wrote:yep, you're fine....understandable that you would freak, especially with all porn & images are of circumcised....so no need for you to worry, sounds like you're fine (Y)


So what is it, are they circumcised or not? This kid is gonna get :? especially when he finds out it's not there just for pissing... it will be like :shock: shock and owe
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby The X on Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:37 am

I'd say it should be fairly obvious which way I roll :lol:

anyways, enough talk on this topic....
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Leander on Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:41 am

It is quite normal. Many adolescents have it during puberty. Go and see a doctor.
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Patr1ck on Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:43 am

Sell your foreskin on ebay.
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby [Q] on Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:28 pm

the x sounds like an expert on penises. <insert your favorite Axel joke here>
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby The X on Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:07 pm

Qballer wrote:the x sounds like an expert on penises. <insert your favorite Axel joke here>

As Benji alluded to, information is easily available on internet (i.e. porn, Google, Wiki) these days....
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby shadowgrin on Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:41 am

After being gone for a while and reading this thread, I ask myself: What the hell happened to this (NLSC) place?
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Jackal on Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:53 am

It did dumb down drastically, but I'm guessing that has to do with the age gap?

Either we got old, or we got smarter. It can't be us...it can't be.
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Re: has anyone have this problem before?

Postby Andrew on Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:03 am

shadowGrinch wrote:After being gone for a while and reading this thread, I ask myself: What the hell happened to this (NLSC) place?


It doesn't really strike me as being much different to the classic penis size thread in the old Forum, except back then everyone had a chuckle and then moved on.
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