I'm in love with 2 women and is it safe?

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Postby [Q] on Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:24 am

you gotta be kidding me.
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Postby Fcuk Orlando on Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:07 am

beau_boy04 wrote:Stay tuned!

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Postby Gundy on Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:10 am

lol. I have some advice. Post some pics of their smokin' bods! Or, post a pic of yourself. You must be such a stud...gettin' all that tang and all. C'mon, don't let me down!
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Postby Dan's Brain on Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:52 am

Who the fuck let him back in the building? Didnt we change the locks?
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Postby shadowgrin on Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:11 am

I have the feeling that we are all participants in beau-boy's online experiment.
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Postby Lamrock on Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:24 am

How did this thread get to be 5 pages?
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Postby shadowgrin on Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:28 am

Like Bigfoot, Elvis, and Tupac, some mysteries can never be explained.
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Postby Oznogrd on Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:51 am

kill yourself before you reproduce is my advice beau
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Postby Lean on Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:20 pm

I suggest an IP check.
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Postby The X on Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:05 pm

:lol: classic

ahh well, karma has a way of working these things out (Y)
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Postby Andrew on Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:32 pm

beau_boy04 wrote:Any advice? suggestions?


Why bother asking? You don't seem all that interested or receptive to the perspective and advice people have been offering so far.

With that in mind, my advice is to floss regularly and look both ways before crossing the road.
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Postby Lean on Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:01 pm

Agreed, I think beau_boy is losing it. Better check if your head is in NTFS format.
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Postby Andrew on Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:29 pm

Yeah, I'd recommend a format.
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Postby cyanide on Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:26 am

The X wrote:ahh well, karma has a way of working these things out (Y)

Agreed. On the bright side, the chances of getting caught had just increased. Based on his last post, though, I'm starting to think he's just full of shit.
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Postby Jackal on Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:35 am

Only now?
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Postby Drex on Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:51 pm

Just so you know, it may not be safe to be in love with 2 women, then "being in love" with 3 is practically saying good bye to your testicles. They'll be dog food soon.
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Postby Andrew on Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:36 pm

cyanide wrote:Based on his last post, though, I'm starting to think he's just full of shit.


It does change the tone of the thread somewhat but even if that's the case I still have to gripe. In a good story, the hero can't get the girl(s) this early; it kills all suspense, you can't get behind him without any kind of underdog aspect to his character. The humour is lacking too; the comedian's bread and butter is talking about how he comes up short with women, not boasting about his conquests. You've got the unintentional humour but I don't know if it can ably carry the story. I'd give it a C- so far.
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Postby Fizdale on Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:23 pm

Dayum, reading this has a bit of suspense as you guys said, lolz, "stay tuned"

Is this a show or story tellin or something?

Nice job son (Y)

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Postby Lean on Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:13 pm

:lol:

I really don't know the sense of this thread. Maybe he just fumbled when he typed the title.
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Postby shadowgrin on Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:47 pm

Andrew wrote:It does change the tone of the thread somewhat but even if that's the case I still have to gripe. In a good story, the hero can't get the girl(s) this early; it kills all suspense, you can't get behind him without any kind of underdog aspect to his character. The humour is lacking too; the comedian's bread and butter is talking about how he comes up short with women, not boasting about his conquests. You've got the unintentional humour but I don't know if it can ably carry the story. I'd give it a C- so far.

That's for a normal type of story but for a porn story the lead get's the girl very early and bangs her in an instant. Just like what beau_boy is doing/writing/imagining/fantasizing...

Here's a suggestion, if beau_boy posts again regarding his "escapades" may be we should stop posting words and instead post lolcat pics. A lot of lolcat pics.
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Postby Andrew on Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:33 pm

See, I don't think it's porn. It's more of a risque romantic comedy, possibly straight to DVD.
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Postby Patr1ck on Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:23 am

Sounds like an erotic B movie that has the sex scenes cut short and the filler story emphasized.
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Postby el badman on Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:51 am

He's watching too many Columbian novelas I think.
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Postby Angelo on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:44 pm

:| i have a feeling that the 2 girls faces are these pics

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and beau_boy's face is this
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and if they "successly " have a baby then it would look like this
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Postby Valor on Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:57 pm

oh crap, after seeing those i want to puke :-x :-x :-x
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