I'm in love with 2 women and is it safe?

you gotta be kidding me.

Stay tuned!

lmfao

lol. I have some advice. Post some pics of their smokin' bods! Or, post a pic of yourself. You must be such a stud...gettin' all that tang and all. C'mon, don't let me down!

Who the fuck let him back in the building? Didnt we change the locks?

I have the feeling that we are all participants in beau-boy's online experiment.

How did this thread get to be 5 pages?

Like Bigfoot, Elvis, and Tupac, some mysteries can never be explained.

kill yourself before you reproduce is my advice beau

I suggest an IP check.

classic

ahh well, karma has a way of working these things out

Any advice? suggestions?

Why bother asking? You don't seem all that interested or receptive to the perspective and advice people have been offering so far.

With that in mind, my advice is to floss regularly and look both ways before crossing the road.

Agreed, I think beau_boy is losing it. Better check if your head is in NTFS format.

Yeah, I'd recommend a format.

ahh well, karma has a way of working these things out

Agreed. On the bright side, the chances of getting caught had just increased. Based on his last post, though, I'm starting to think he's just full of shit.

Only now?

Just so you know, it may not be safe to be in love with 2 women, then "being in love" with 3 is practically saying good bye to your testicles. They'll be dog food soon.

Based on his last post, though, I'm starting to think he's just full of shit.

It does change the tone of the thread somewhat but even if that's the case I still have to gripe. In a good story, the hero can't get the girl(s) this early; it kills all suspense, you can't get behind him without any kind of underdog aspect to his character. The humour is lacking too; the comedian's bread and butter is talking about how he comes up short with women, not boasting about his conquests. You've got the unintentional humour but I don't know if it can ably carry the story. I'd give it a C- so far.

Dayum, reading this has a bit of suspense as you guys said, lolz, "stay tuned"

Is this a show or story tellin or something?

Nice job son

*forgets to put green font*

I really don't know the sense of this thread. Maybe he just fumbled when he typed the title.

It does change the tone of the thread somewhat but even if that's the case I still have to gripe. In a good story, the hero can't get the girl(s) this early; it kills all suspense, you can't get behind him without any kind of underdog aspect to his character. The humour is lacking too; the comedian's bread and butter is talking about how he comes up short with women, not boasting about his conquests. You've got the unintentional humour but I don't know if it can ably carry the story. I'd give it a C- so far.

That's for a normal type of story but for a porn story the lead get's the girl very early and bangs her in an instant. Just like what beau_boy is doing/writing/imagining/fantasizing...

Here's a suggestion, if beau_boy posts again regarding his "escapades" may be we should stop posting words and instead post lolcat pics. A lot of lolcat pics.

See, I don't think it's porn. It's more of a risque romantic comedy, possibly straight to DVD.

Sounds like an erotic B movie that has the sex scenes cut short and the filler story emphasized.

He's watching too many Columbian novelas I think.

i have a feeling that the 2 girls faces are these pics





and beau_boy's face is this



and if they "successly " have a baby then it would look like this





HAPPY HALLOWEEN

oh crap, after seeing those i want to puke