Poop.

[Jackal]

How many times a day do you poop? I usually go twice a day. If I have the runs, then I go more often.

I like when I eat strange colored food, my poop is all colory. It makes me proud. I also feel proud when I take out a really big one. Once I was at this place and it was so much poop I flushed like 4 times in the fear of it touching me. (Piling up.)

What do you do while you poop (besides poop?) I usually count the tiles (why I dunno?) read the Men's Health or look at the little facts on the calender that's in the pooroom.

How bout you? Tell me about your poop. Please?

[[Q]]

I'm one of those people that only sit on the toilet when I need to go. I don't understand it when people go and sit there for like 20-30 mins reading and all that.

i usually don't poop very often, maybe it's because i don't eat too often. but usually when i take protein powder it gives me the runs and some nasty doo doo.

[buzzy]

Tell me about your poop. Please?

What's with all the investigating lately, J?

Hmm I usually poop once to twice a day. Most of the times I want it to get it over with fast, but sometims I wanna take my time, seeking rest. I love how calm it is at the toilet. Sometimes I read a mag, listen to music or even play on my PSP.

[bowdown]

my turd is rigid and long so i must maneuver it so it does not poke me back in the ass after it hits the bowl; so i cannot read or listen to music while taking a deuce. usually once a day or less 0_o

[axare]

i poop for like 2-3 times a week....seems like that is unusual....at least to my relatives....

recently have been experiencing a swollen a-hole right straight after my poop....

usually do crossword puzzles or read something....when i'm in the process of pooping.....and usually will get caught up in it and forget that i haven't wiped my ass....

and yea bowdown, i hate it when that happens the whole water splashing back at your ass thing....

[bowdown]

yea and its really weird that each time it splashes right on ass hole not even on the cheeks

[Joe']

I usually go once a day, sometimes I hold it because I don't wanna stop what I'm doing, some other times I sit there 'til the poop comes out, even if I don't feel the need to go...

The length of my stay in the bathroom depends on how lazy I'm feeling at the moment. Sometimes I'm there for hours (I've got a small TV, stereo and comic books there.) My sister would knock at the door and ask if I'm dead, to which I reply "No, just completely relaxed... 'til now."

I know you Americans/Canadians?/Australians?/Northern Europeans? don't even know what it is, but I always use the bidet. I don't like wiping.

[Jugs]

I shit when I shit I guess. I don't schedule it.

[Lean]

I usually poop twice.

I don't know why but I can only poop at home, I don't feel the poop wanting to come out when I'm at work or just simply away from home.

My poop <3 home.

[Oznogrd]

Joe' I'm offended you think I as an American dont know what a bidet is. Who hasnt seen the hilarious scene with Paul Hogan in Crocodile Dundee trying to figure out what the fuck the thing is for?

And sorry, for me, shooting water at my ass is a little too close to an enema for my liking.

[Drex]

Agree with Gonzo.

I go once a day, right before bedtime.

[Patr1ck]

When I poop I think about other's poop and how it affects my poop. I also think about how I can poop to improve everybody else's poop.

My most proud moments are the ones that have stopped up a public toilet.

[Jackal]

My most proud moments are the ones that have stopped up a public toilet.

You are my poop God.

I knew you were shitty, but you take things to a whole new level.

[shadowgrin]

This thread is full of shite.

Every morning.

[Dramacydal]

Once a day or once in 2 days. Depends on how much I've eaten.

I'm one of those people that only sit on the toilet when I need to go. I don't understand it when people go and sit there for like 20-30 mins reading and all that.

Exactly.

[Jackal]

It's relaxing. It's quite relaxing being in a room locked away from the rest of the world with nothing but your poop.

Just you & your poop against the world. Come on now...

[buzzy]

It's relaxing. It's quite relaxing being in a room locked away from the rest of the world with nothing but your poop.

Just you & your poop against the world. Come on now...

Amen.

Depends on how much I've eaten.

No 'shit'.

[Joe']

Joe' I'm offended you think I as an American dont know what a bidet is. Who hasnt seen the hilarious scene with Paul Hogan in Crocodile Dundee trying to figure out what the fuck the thing is for?

And sorry, for me, shooting water at my ass is a little too close to an enema for my liking.

I don't know, I always thought you didn't use 'em over there (and many other places). But yeah, forgot about Crocodile Dundee lol, that movie's hilarious.

As for shooting water at my ass, believe it or not, it's more common here in Southern Europe (as well as in the Southern Cone, where I grew up) to use a bidet than wiping. There are virtually no bathrooms without a bidet here in Italy. Even some public toilets have bidets over here. And, well, I'm too fucking lazy to wipe, I prefer to let an appliance do it all for me while I read my comic books.

[el badman]

I don't know, I always thought you didn't use 'em over there (and many other places).

Well, some people may know what it's for, but you're right Joe, I've never seen any here so I'll assume it just doesn't exist in the US.

No daily dump for me, only 2/3 times a week maybe. That probably explains why I cannot gain weight anymore. I'd go daily if I felt it was needed, but my body just got used to it by now, I must have been that way for about 20 years now...

[hova-]

2-4 times a day. I am also someone who kind of relaxes while doing it. So I can sit there for about 20 mins max. and read basketball or soccer magazines. It's just a nice small place where you are on your own and where it is quiet. That's what I appreciate. That is also the reason why I hate public toilettes. Takes me 2 mins on them ^^

[Joe']

I don't know, I always thought you didn't use 'em over there (and many other places).

Well, some people may know what it's for, but you're right Joe, I've never seen any here so I'll assume it just doesn't exist in the US.

Jeez, I'm sorry

[bowdown]

2-4 times a day. I am also someone who kind of relaxes while doing it. So I can sit there for about 20 mins max. and read basketball or soccer magazines. It's just a nice small place where you are on your own and where it is quiet. That's what I appreciate. That is also the reason why I hate public toilettes. Takes me 2 mins on them ^^

wow 4 times a day? most people eat 3 meals a day.

[benji]

Well, some people may know what it's for, but you're right Joe, I've never seen any here so I'll assume it just doesn't exist in the US.

They'd never put them in public places, but you can easily buy one for at home. As Amazon so helpfully suggested when I searched. (Shit, the real ones are expensive.)

[hova-]

2-4 times a day. I am also someone who kind of relaxes while doing it. So I can sit there for about 20 mins max. and read basketball or soccer magazines. It's just a nice small place where you are on your own and where it is quiet. That's what I appreciate. That is also the reason why I hate public toilettes. Takes me 2 mins on them ^^

wow 4 times a day? most people eat 3 meals a day.

Ye, dunno why, but I think it has nothing to do with how much I eat. It's just like on some days when I have time I go whenever I feel only a bit like. On a Hip Hop Festival this year with only public plastic toilets I did not go for 3 days ^^. So I think it depends on the opportunity.