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Poop.

Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:38 am

How many times a day do you poop? I usually go twice a day. If I have the runs, then I go more often.

I like when I eat strange colored food, my poop is all colory. It makes me proud. I also feel proud when I take out a really big one. Once I was at this place and it was so much poop I flushed like 4 times in the fear of it touching me. (Piling up.)

What do you do while you poop (besides poop?) I usually count the tiles (why I dunno?) read the Men's Health or look at the little facts on the calender that's in the pooroom.

How bout you? Tell me about your poop. Please?

Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:49 am

I'm one of those people that only sit on the toilet when I need to go. I don't understand it when people go and sit there for like 20-30 mins reading and all that.

i usually don't poop very often, maybe it's because i don't eat too often. but usually when i take protein powder it gives me the runs and some nasty doo doo.

Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:21 am

Tell me about your poop. Please?


What's with all the investigating lately, J? :lol:

Hmm I usually poop once to twice a day. Most of the times I want it to get it over with fast, but sometims I wanna take my time, seeking rest. I love how calm it is at the toilet. Sometimes I read a mag, listen to music or even play on my PSP.

Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:28 am

my turd is rigid and long so i must maneuver it so it does not poke me back in the ass after it hits the bowl; so i cannot read or listen to music while taking a deuce. usually once a day or less 0_o

Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:43 am

i poop for like 2-3 times a week....seems like that is unusual....at least to my relatives....

recently have been experiencing a swollen a-hole right straight after my poop....

usually do crossword puzzles or read something....when i'm in the process of pooping.....and usually will get caught up in it and forget that i haven't wiped my ass....

and yea bowdown, i hate it when that happens the whole water splashing back at your ass thing....

Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:14 am

yea and its really weird that each time it splashes right on ass hole not even on the cheeks

Re: Poop.

Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:16 am

I usually go once a day, sometimes I hold it because I don't wanna stop what I'm doing, some other times I sit there 'til the poop comes out, even if I don't feel the need to go...

The length of my stay in the bathroom depends on how lazy I'm feeling at the moment. Sometimes I'm there for hours (I've got a small TV, stereo and comic books there.) My sister would knock at the door and ask if I'm dead, to which I reply "No, just completely relaxed... 'til now."

I know you Americans/Canadians?/Australians?/Northern Europeans? don't even know what it is, but I always use the bidet. I don't like wiping.

Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:50 pm

I shit when I shit I guess. I don't schedule it.

Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:54 pm

I usually poop twice.

I don't know why but I can only poop at home, I don't feel the poop wanting to come out when I'm at work or just simply away from home.

My poop <3 home.

Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:43 pm

Joe' I'm offended you think I as an American dont know what a bidet is. Who hasnt seen the hilarious scene with Paul Hogan in Crocodile Dundee trying to figure out what the fuck the thing is for?

And sorry, for me, shooting water at my ass is a little too close to an enema for my liking.

Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:54 pm

Agree with Gonzo.

I go once a day, right before bedtime.

Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:05 pm

When I poop I think about other's poop and how it affects my poop. I also think about how I can poop to improve everybody else's poop.

My most proud moments are the ones that have stopped up a public toilet.
Last edited by Patr1ck on Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:25 am, edited 1 time in total.

Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:27 pm

Pdub wrote:My most proud moments are the ones that have stopped up a public toilet.


You are my poop God.

I knew you were shitty, but you take things to a whole new level.

Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:49 pm

This thread is full of shite.

Every morning.

Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:51 pm

Once a day or once in 2 days. Depends on how much I've eaten.

Qballer wrote:I'm one of those people that only sit on the toilet when I need to go. I don't understand it when people go and sit there for like 20-30 mins reading and all that.

Exactly.

Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:39 pm

It's relaxing. It's quite relaxing being in a room locked away from the rest of the world with nothing but your poop.

Just you & your poop against the world. Come on now...

Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:41 pm

Jackal wrote:It's relaxing. It's quite relaxing being in a room locked away from the rest of the world with nothing but your poop.

Just you & your poop against the world. Come on now...


Amen.

Depends on how much I've eaten.


No 'shit'. ;)

Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:35 am

DrGonzo wrote:Joe' I'm offended you think I as an American dont know what a bidet is. Who hasnt seen the hilarious scene with Paul Hogan in Crocodile Dundee trying to figure out what the fuck the thing is for?

And sorry, for me, shooting water at my ass is a little too close to an enema for my liking.


I don't know, I always thought you didn't use 'em over there (and many other places). But yeah, forgot about Crocodile Dundee lol, that movie's hilarious.

As for shooting water at my ass, believe it or not, it's more common here in Southern Europe (as well as in the Southern Cone, where I grew up) to use a bidet than wiping. There are virtually no bathrooms without a bidet here in Italy. Even some public toilets have bidets over here. And, well, I'm too fucking lazy to wipe, I prefer to let an appliance do it all for me while I read my comic books.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:53 am

I don't know, I always thought you didn't use 'em over there (and many other places).

Well, some people may know what it's for, but you're right Joe, I've never seen any here so I'll assume it just doesn't exist in the US.

No daily dump for me, only 2/3 times a week maybe. That probably explains why I cannot gain weight anymore. I'd go daily if I felt it was needed, but my body just got used to it by now, I must have been that way for about 20 years now... :oops:

Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:07 am

2-4 times a day. I am also someone who kind of relaxes while doing it. So I can sit there for about 20 mins max. and read basketball or soccer magazines. It's just a nice small place where you are on your own and where it is quiet. That's what I appreciate. That is also the reason why I hate public toilettes. Takes me 2 mins on them ^^

Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:08 am

el badman wrote:
I don't know, I always thought you didn't use 'em over there (and many other places).

Well, some people may know what it's for, but you're right Joe, I've never seen any here so I'll assume it just doesn't exist in the US.


Jeez, I'm sorry :lol:

Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:48 am

hova- wrote:2-4 times a day. I am also someone who kind of relaxes while doing it. So I can sit there for about 20 mins max. and read basketball or soccer magazines. It's just a nice small place where you are on your own and where it is quiet. That's what I appreciate. That is also the reason why I hate public toilettes. Takes me 2 mins on them ^^

wow 4 times a day? most people eat 3 meals a day.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:10 am

el badman wrote:Well, some people may know what it's for, but you're right Joe, I've never seen any here so I'll assume it just doesn't exist in the US.

They'd never put them in public places, but you can easily buy one for at home. As Amazon so helpfully suggested when I searched. (Shit, the real ones are expensive.)

Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:51 am

bowdown wrote:
hova- wrote:2-4 times a day. I am also someone who kind of relaxes while doing it. So I can sit there for about 20 mins max. and read basketball or soccer magazines. It's just a nice small place where you are on your own and where it is quiet. That's what I appreciate. That is also the reason why I hate public toilettes. Takes me 2 mins on them ^^

wow 4 times a day? most people eat 3 meals a day.


Ye, dunno why, but I think it has nothing to do with how much I eat. It's just like on some days when I have time I go whenever I feel only a bit like. On a Hip Hop Festival this year with only public plastic toilets I did not go for 3 days ^^. So I think it depends on the opportunity.
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