JT_57 (alpha version) wrote:Just watched the Kingdom of Heaven.
Despite having a star studded cast (Liam Neeson, Jeremy Irons, Edward Norton, and Legolas) the film was a snoozefest to me.
ELLEN PAGE
That’s right! I found it in the fridge, behind the purple stuff! Now relinquish the bathroom key geeves, I for shizz need to spout.
RAINN WILSON
I can barely understand you. Is there a reason you’re talking like what seems like a teenager designed by a committee of adults that have researched youth by watching MTV around the clock?
ELLEN PAGE
Yes, and you better start talking like that too or you’ll have no place in the movie, Dwight.
ELLEN PAGE
Hey Olivia. So I’m pregs for real.
OLIVIA THIRLBY
OhMyGodLikeForRealForRealPregs?
ELLEN PAGE
Holy crap, what the hell are you saying? Did someone encrypt your copy of the script or something?
OLIVIA THIRLBY
YouShouldTotallyGetAnAToTheBortion.
ELLEN PAGE
Yeah. First I need you to help me salvage the chair I lost my virginity in, which is on a lawn for some reason that is almost definitely quirky.
They take the chair, then ELLEN sets up an entire living room
set in front of MICHAEL CERA’S HOME.
MICHAEL CERA
Ellen, hey. I like the couch on my front sidewalk, it’s incredibly quirky of you.
ELLEN PAGE
Yeah, well I’m pretty quirky.
MICHAEL CERA
So what are you doing here? Do you need someth-
ELLEN PAGE
Wait, hold on. Your track team is about to come running by and I need to do a voiceover narration for no particularly reason, even though I only do it like three more times in the entire movie.
but you didnt answer my question, do kids reall talk like that?
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