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Postby J@3 on Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:58 am

http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98489

Seriously, read this thread from start to finish... it's long (30+ pages) but it's worth it. I've never seen anyone get killed like this on the internet before, I used to think I was clever looking up IP's and finding duplicate accounts etc but I'm nothing compared to these guys. All hail.

For those of you too lazy to read and want to miss 90% of the hilarity...

This guy who posts there (his name is Nick) seems to piss people off alot, bragging about his car, how rich he is, where he lives etc. The guy was originally spamming some poker site, it turns out the site he was spamming was actually registered to him. Someone did a search on his name and found his address/phone number etc, then followed it up by discovering that the guy (Nick) is actually a convicted sex offender. They then figure out that he doesn't live where he said he did, he either lives at another address that they discovered, or he lives at home with his mother... who he listed as a "relative".

So anyway this guy constantly denies he's the one they have found, even though they found mug-shots and stuff he still says it isn't him, it's a different guy, his name is Nick not Nicholas (lol) until someone discovers his MySpace and posts pictures of him, which show that he is clearly the guy in the mugshot from the sexual offenders website. Someone also chimes in having looked at his insurance details from the car he says he owns outright (some $60,000 car) and it turns out while he does own the car, he is actually paying it off... not owning it outright. They found the details on the car he is constantly bragging about owning by entering the name/address of the person he claims is not him :lol: anyway I'm only about half way through it, but you get the jist
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Postby JT_55 on Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:57 am

lol...wtf? Wow, I'm still on the first page, but wow...
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Postby Patr1ck on Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:51 am

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Postby --- on Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:57 am

Read the whole damn thing, that's insane. I don't really know what else to say. Talk about the tables turning BIG TIME.
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Postby benji on Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:30 am

South Carolina Sex Offender Registry wrote:Statute: VIRGINIA STATUTE 18.2-63
Literal: CARNAL KNOWLEDGE OF CHILD 13 - 15 YEARS OLD
Age Of Victim: 15

J J wrote:There's no way I'd date immature narcissistic bitches no matter how alluring they are.
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Postby cyanide on Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:54 pm

I can't believe I waded through all those threads, but shit, the guy got one huge public humiliation. The internet can be one cruel place :shock:
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Postby JT_55 on Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:24 pm

Well, can't say they didn't have it in for them. How long did it take you guys to read the whole thing?
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Postby J@3 on Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:31 pm

It took me ages, there's like 10 pages full of stupid "OMG we're watching!!" posts... but then there'll be something else good, like the guy who worked on his car or "Kim"'s MySpace or the stuff about the guy punching him in the balls :lol:
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Postby Srbija on Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:22 pm

Rofl, the first page fucks him up.

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Postby Abctest123 on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:05 pm

The thread you linked NEEDS to be saved somehow just in case it gets deleted or editted in anyway before I finish reading this. I just finished reading the first page and it's already pretty funny :lol: , though it's getting late and I'm gonna sleep. Hope it's still there and uneditted tomorrow
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Postby Chino on Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:14 pm

Wow! This is a big time ownage! :shock:

Edit: Also, that was the longest thread I've seen in my life. :shock:
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Postby shadowgrin on Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:57 pm

But if you eliminate the
Jae wrote:"OMG we're watching!!" posts

it's not that long. The final pages, 30-38, is basically those kind of posts.
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Postby Andrew on Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:18 pm

The fact that he didn't just walk away after the revelations of the first page as they continued to give him more and more rope boggles the mind, but it did make for an entertaining read. Good stuff. (Y)
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Postby shadowgrin on Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:37 pm

Not mind boggling, some people are just stupid.
Like dwyane/converse.
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Postby Pera on Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:58 am

Amazing.

I've read to page 15. The part where they find out about his true identity is hilarious and were he denies that it isn't him is also pretty funny.

I'm also shocked how many coverage it got. There are literally new posts every minute.

Thanks for sharing.
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Postby JT_55 on Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:14 am

Yes, Mofo, it's still there.

6 more pages since I went to sleep? Fuck this.

EDIT: The way that guy edits his first posts...reminds me of someone familiar, doesn't it?
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Postby Patr1ck on Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:07 am

LMAO, the last page (Bottom of pg 46 and quoted on 47)has a letter to the vice president of the USA, Dick Cheney, with an automated response.
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Postby shadowgrin on Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:21 pm

Wow, it reached 40+ pages now.
It just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
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Re: Ownage? No, complete & utter internet destruction...

Postby Nick on Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:39 pm

Wow i feel sorry for him.

For being such a douche.

He was obviously home-schooled. He probably lived with his parents all his life and never grew up until one day he got too old to have girlfriends of his mental age.

What a dickhead.
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Postby Fitzy on Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:16 pm

thats crazy, i managed to read the whole thing and the length them guys to is mad, maybe even scary
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Postby Steve [The Spiderman] on Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:36 am

that's hilarious.
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Postby Drex on Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:14 am

Hehe, what a fucking douche :lol:
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