
Jugs wrote:My mother nearly caught me looking at porn. I had like a picture of a chick dressed in a skirt or whatever, she wasn't nude but the other IE windows i had open were. My mother walked in and gasped so I hit Windows Key then Alt+M and my background was of a nude chick covering her tits with her hands and my mother gasped again and I opened up My Computer.
Jugs wrote:she's like you know what happens when you get caught so I start swinging my arm in a spanking action sort of way and my mother is like 'do you want to talk about it'
they're fully clothed models!
Just when your background was supposed to be a safe haven.
Qballer wrote:yeah I always try to do it when everyone else's gone, so you don't have to be paranoid bout every sound that you hear coming from the next room...
Andrew wrote:ruffryder8 wrote:Just wondering........Can i start the flame war
No.
This thread is not an excuse for a flame war, nor is it for discussions regarding the NBA. That's what NBA Talk is for.
This is more of a "Bad day at the office" kind of thread, not an invitation to flame or discuss a topic that has its own thread or section elsewhere.
Jugs wrote:What the fuck is this shit.
There's some really corny ass show showing on channel 7 called Passions or something really crap that. And there's this annoying little kid with the fucking biggest fattest head i've ever seen and he talks so fucking much with his annoying high pitched fucking voice. And his head is fucking huge.
My God.
Jugs wrote:my background was of a nude chick covering her tits with her hands and my mother gasped again
Jugs wrote:My mother was like ARE YOU LOOKING AT PORNO? and
I'm like no! they're fully clothed models!
Jugs wrote:we changed the conversation about wat clothes to put in the washing basket
Riot wrote:Qballer wrote:yeah I always try to do it when everyone else's gone, so you don't have to be paranoid bout every sound that you hear coming from the next room...
Well the worse part about doing it when someone is home is the fact that you cannot have sound. I am so paranoid that someone will hear it so I go without sound unless I know I am home alone.
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dadamafia wrote:Riot wrote:Qballer wrote:yeah I always try to do it when everyone else's gone, so you don't have to be paranoid bout every sound that you hear coming from the next room...
Well the worse part about doing it when someone is home is the fact that you cannot have sound. I am so paranoid that someone will hear it so I go without sound unless I know I am home alone.
Get headphones.
Then lock the door.shadowgrin wrote:dadamafia wrote:Riot wrote:Qballer wrote:yeah I always try to do it when everyone else's gone, so you don't have to be paranoid bout every sound that you hear coming from the next room...
Well the worse part about doing it when someone is home is the fact that you cannot have sound. I am so paranoid that someone will hear it so I go without sound unless I know I am home alone.
Get headphones.
Then you won't be able to hear the sound of someone entering the room or sneaking up on you.
JaoSming, laxative addict.
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