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Postby Fitzy on Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:27 pm

only a little punch :lol:
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Postby Riot on Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:50 pm

I got some great news at work this evening. One of them is in regards to the Viking game tomorrow. My boss told me I can get the day off and that everything is taken care of. So tomorrow I am Metrodome bound! That, in itself, is freaking sweet. However, on the way out he told me that a select few employees are getting raising starting Monday. I will be one of those employees. Instead of making $7.50/hr I will be getting $8.10/hr. I've only been working there for about two and a half months so that is pretty sweet.
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Postby Jugs on Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:57 pm

OOOOOOOH MY FUCKING GOD

My fucking stupid computer cock cunt pichka ti materina! jebote!!!!!!!!

Fucken, it starts to be all laggy and shit, only my login, my sister's is fine. So I decide to fucken turn off the computer and when I restart it comes up with Windows could not start because the following file is missing or corrupt <Windows Directory>\system32\hal.dll Please re-intall ya mum.

So I google search the fucking error and it tells me to put in the XP setup disc to reboot it off. So I put it in there and it asks me to boot up from disc so i press enter and then it does jack shit and goes back to that fucken screen.

Now I'm fucked because I've forgotten my MSN address password and secret question answer. God fucking damn, eat my shit cruel world!
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Postby koberulz on Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:57 pm

i ordered the unforgiven pay per view replay for tonight, and then some fucktard posted the result of the fucking main event in a videogame discussion forum in the topic title, and even after the mods deleted the content of the thread they didn't get rid of the spoiler in the title. i've now had two results spoiled that way.
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Postby Jugs on Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:05 pm

My mother nearly caught me looking at porn. I had like a picture of a chick dressed in a skirt or whatever, she wasn't nude but the other IE windows i had open were. My mother walked in and gasped so I hit Windows Key then Alt+M and my background was of a nude chick covering her tits with her hands and my mother gasped again and I opened up My Computer.

My mother was like ARE YOU LOOKING AT PORNO? and I'm like no! they're fully clothed models! and she's like, you can't look at porn and i'm like yeah i know, I'm under aged and she's like you know what happens when you get caught so I start swinging my arm in a spanking action sort of way and my mother is like 'do you want to talk about it' and i'm like i know i know, use rubber! and then we changed the conversation about wat clothes to put in the washing basket and some school project crap.

Quite an adventure.

I got the use rubber thing from Boyz N Da hood. I watched all of it today at my friend's house. Best gangsta experience ever.
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Postby J@3 on Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:51 pm

Your nickname is "Jugs" and she's surprised you look at porn?
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Postby cyanide on Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:47 pm

Jugs wrote:My mother nearly caught me looking at porn. I had like a picture of a chick dressed in a skirt or whatever, she wasn't nude but the other IE windows i had open were. My mother walked in and gasped so I hit Windows Key then Alt+M and my background was of a nude chick covering her tits with her hands and my mother gasped again and I opened up My Computer.


:lol: Just when your background was supposed to be a safe haven.

Jugs wrote:she's like you know what happens when you get caught so I start swinging my arm in a spanking action sort of way and my mother is like 'do you want to talk about it'


That is so wrong :lol:
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Postby Indy on Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:32 am

Haha, when my mom first found porn on the computer she said "make sure you clear this history, I don't want your brother seeing this."

Granted, she never caught me untill I was 17 though.
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Postby Pera on Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:48 am

Haha funny shit Jugs.I don't know how can you get caught with porn I was never caught myself,but true I got fast fingers :lol: .

they're fully clothed models!

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Just when your background was supposed to be a safe haven.

Amen,thank god for backgrounds haha.
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Postby Riot on Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:59 am

You have to have a plan when you watch porno with other people in the house. I usually have another website up along with my porn with the cursor on the "X" so I have easy access to close the window. The only tricky part is getting your pants on quick enough!

With that said...I've never been caught. :P
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Postby [Q] on Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:34 am

yeah I always try to do it when everyone else's gone, so you don't have to be paranoid bout every sound that you hear coming from the next room...
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Postby Riot on Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:58 am

Qballer wrote:yeah I always try to do it when everyone else's gone, so you don't have to be paranoid bout every sound that you hear coming from the next room...


Well the worse part about doing it when someone is home is the fact that you cannot have sound. I am so paranoid that someone will hear it so I go without sound unless I know I am home alone.
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Postby jerry on Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:38 am

Andrew wrote:
ruffryder8 wrote:Just wondering........Can i start the flame war :D


No.

This thread is not an excuse for a flame war, nor is it for discussions regarding the NBA. That's what NBA Talk is for.

This is more of a "Bad day at the office" kind of thread, not an invitation to flame or discuss a topic that has its own thread or section elsewhere.

i was reading the first page and i laughed my ass off. but now you guys are starting discussions


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Postby Gedas on Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:39 pm

When I read this I suddenly felt very normal.
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Postby Jugs on Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:30 am

What the fuck is this shit.

There's some really corny ass show showing on channel 7 called Passions or something really crap that. And there's this annoying little kid with the fucking biggest fattest head i've ever seen and he talks so fucking much with his annoying high pitched fucking voice. And his head is fucking huge.

My God.
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Postby --- on Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:39 am

I forgot to post this yesterday... This didnt make me angry but the guy that it happened to sure was...

Yesterday I saw one of these (Chrysler 300c, didnt see what year): Image


Get rear-ended by one of these (Checked the dudes registration as I walked past, 1979 Honda Civic):
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There wasnt a huge amount of damage, but there was enough. The thing that made me laugh so hard is when the guy got out of his Civic to the screams of the other guy only to say "Yeah well calm down mate, You have to understand my car is damaged too" omg I can not explain the other guys face after he said it
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Postby J@3 on Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:55 am

Jugs wrote:What the fuck is this shit.

There's some really corny ass show showing on channel 7 called Passions or something really crap that. And there's this annoying little kid with the fucking biggest fattest head i've ever seen and he talks so fucking much with his annoying high pitched fucking voice. And his head is fucking huge.

My God.


Fuck yeah, Passions is the bomb :lol: that little kid is a 20 something year old actor with some kind of disorder. He actually died in real life on the exact same day his character died on the show :shock:
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Postby Indy on Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:30 am

Flite you completely changed the picture of the car that hit the 300. What car was it????????? :evil:
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Postby --- on Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:08 am

yeah sorry. I wrote 81 by accident (it was 4.39 am lol) and then noticed afterwards, and i thought maybe i put an 81 honda as the pic as well? So i did the same google search that i did to get the original pic, and couldnt find it. Just to be safe i put a new pic up instead.
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Postby shadowgrin on Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:44 pm

Jugs wrote:my background was of a nude chick covering her tits with her hands and my mother gasped again

Considering both of her hands were covering her tits, then she was exposed "down there." No wonder your mother gasped again.
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Jugs wrote:My mother was like ARE YOU LOOKING AT PORNO? and
I'm like no! they're fully clothed models!

... that are about to take their clothes off! :cheeky:
Jugs wrote:we changed the conversation about wat clothes to put in the washing basket

She didn't change the conversation, it was still in relation to your porn viewing. Your mum didn't probably want to wash your laundry soiled with your man-juice.
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Postby dada on Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:56 pm

Riot wrote:
Qballer wrote:yeah I always try to do it when everyone else's gone, so you don't have to be paranoid bout every sound that you hear coming from the next room...


Well the worse part about doing it when someone is home is the fact that you cannot have sound. I am so paranoid that someone will hear it so I go without sound unless I know I am home alone.



Get headphones. (y)
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Postby JaoSming on Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:09 pm

This sucks.

Remember a little whlie back those "Liquid Ice" mints whose commercial had the Duff sisters?

Well Halls recently came out with these things called Bursts and they are really good. It never really hit me that Halls is a medicene company so Ive been popping these mints ~10 a day.

Well yesterday I finally decided to read the back of the box when I was takin a shit and it says

Other Information Excess Consumption may have a laxative effect


...well that explains it, Ive been averaging ~7 shits a day the past two days, just thinking I got sick....


....the worst part is, Im still eating the damn things! They are damn good!

In conclusion: Fuck Halls, Fuck Hippies, and Fuck Zombies.
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Postby shadowgrin on Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:53 pm

dadamafia wrote:
Riot wrote:
Qballer wrote:yeah I always try to do it when everyone else's gone, so you don't have to be paranoid bout every sound that you hear coming from the next room...


Well the worse part about doing it when someone is home is the fact that you cannot have sound. I am so paranoid that someone will hear it so I go without sound unless I know I am home alone.



Get headphones. (y)

Then you won't be able to hear the sound of someone entering the room or sneaking up on you.

:lol: JaoSming, laxative addict.
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Postby dada on Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:34 am

shadowgrin wrote:
dadamafia wrote:
Riot wrote:
Qballer wrote:yeah I always try to do it when everyone else's gone, so you don't have to be paranoid bout every sound that you hear coming from the next room...


Well the worse part about doing it when someone is home is the fact that you cannot have sound. I am so paranoid that someone will hear it so I go without sound unless I know I am home alone.



Get headphones. (y)

Then you won't be able to hear the sound of someone entering the room or sneaking up on you.

:lol: JaoSming, laxative addict.
Then lock the door. (y)
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Postby Riot on Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:07 am

My door does not have a lock. Plus, if you shut and lock the door it becomes suspicious. I never shut my door so if I did they would know something is up.
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