Release *wink wink, squirt squirt*

[8-Hype]

But why does the Lord reportedly have to kill a kitten?

[j.23]

I didn't either..

And no surprise here, I think j.23 is pretty much known as the NLSC's biggest jerker/teabagger/pervert.

thanks pal. i think you guys will catch up though, i might be a tad older than some of you and i started quite young, lol. i pretty much wanted to hit the edit button after looking at everyone elses results, especially yohance

[Cable]

You have made 6.5 gallons and 54.245126 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 46.222222222222 yards.
You have killed approximately 299,520,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1664 kittens.

[cyanide]

But why does the Lord reportedly have to kill a kitten?

Because the Lord knows that kittens are adorable, and would it make you smile to know that you killed a kitten by beating your meat? For a comprehensive and more accurate reason, why don't you just read that Wikipedia article?

Actually, forget it. Just go beat off and keep in mind you're killing a kitten in the process.

[axare]

Who jerks off at 11 years old?

Who doesnt?

I didn't...i was told it was bad for you and I believed it.

Should i try stopping.....

[Nick]

You have made 3.65625 gallons and 30.512883375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 26 yards.
You have killed approximately 168,480,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 936 kittens.

I thought i wacked it a fair amount, but some of you guys here must sleep and masturbate or something.

[debiler]

You have made 14.21875 gallons and 118.661213125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.0111111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 655,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3640 kittens.

I really have too much time (and plenty of that funny sticky stuff) on my hands.

[8-Hype]

But why does the Lord reportedly have to kill a kitten?

why don't you just read that Wikipedia article?

I actually read it, but it doesn't have any answer to my question. That's why I asked here.

[Its_asdf]

To be honest, asking something like that wouldn't normally done by someone who functions properly.

[jerry]

You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 0 yards.
You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
You have killed 0 kittens.

Yea I remember the days when i was like 11 and I was dry shooting. Don't worry Jerry i na few years you'll be able to produce like the rest of us.

i dont masturbate.

[cyanide]

I actually read it, but it doesn't have any answer to my question. That's why I asked here.

In conjunction to what Its_asdf said:

To be honest, asking something like that wouldn't normally done by someone who functions properly.

Now, taking that quote into consideration, read what you wrote:

But why does the Lord reportedly have to kill a kitten?

Think long and hard about that one, and eventually you'll get it. I hope.

[Pera]

You have made 0.609375 gallons and 5.0854805625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 4.3333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 28,080,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 156 kittens.

Meh,I'm young.
I've been doing it a lot lately since I got internet

[Jing]

You have made 30.333333333333 gallons and 253.14392133333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.6177777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,048,320,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5824 kittens

Interesting....

[dada]

You have made 30.333333333333 gallons and 253.14392133333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.6177777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,048,320,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5824 kittens

Interesting....

Continuing to speak to you on MSN is a decision I think I will have to rethink.

[Joe']

Who jerks off at 11 years old?

Actually I started "jerking off" at age 10...Almost everyone in my class "jerked off" for the first time at age 10.
Anyways, here are my results:

You have made 7.3125 gallons and 61.02576675 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 52 yards.
You have killed approximately 336,960,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1872 kittens.

[jerry]

Who jerks off at 11 years old?

Actually I started "jerking off" at age 10...Almost everyone in my class "jerked off" for the first time at age 10.
Anyways, here are my results:

You have made 7.3125 gallons and 61.02576675 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 52 yards.
You have killed approximately 336,960,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1872 kittens.

i think you have a weird class.
no-one(i dont think) at my school does it

[The Other Kevin]

Where you you go, pre-school?

[hipn]

Jerry is like Tod Flanders... honestly.

[Joe']

I think Jerry just feels bad about the kittens lol.
It's in men's nature to kill kittens, don't say it is weird.

[Its_asdf]

5 bucks says that Jerry just wants to sound like a saint and probably has done it enough times to rival j.23's numbers.

[jerry]

5 bucks says that Jerry just wants to sound like a saint and probably has done it enough times to rival j.23's numbers.

...

I'm freaking 12. I dont masturbate.

[Its_asdf]

^That explains a lot.

[Joe']

Jerry...uhm...you're gayer than my pink Lacoste shirt.

[jerry]

Jerry...uhm...you're gayer than my pink Lacoste shirt.
Come on, don't act like a little girl.

wtf

[J@3]

When you registered at the NLSC, did you show Andrew the parental permission thing?