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Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:34 am

But why does the Lord reportedly have to kill a kitten?

Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:43 am

cklitsie wrote:I didn't either.. :?

And no surprise here, I think j.23 is pretty much known as the NLSC's biggest jerker/teabagger/pervert. :lol:


thanks pal. :x i think you guys will catch up though, i might be a tad older than some of you and i started quite young, lol. i pretty much wanted to hit the edit button after looking at everyone elses results, especially yohance :lol:

Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:36 am

You have made 6.5 gallons and 54.245126 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 46.222222222222 yards.
You have killed approximately 299,520,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1664 kittens.

:chug:

Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:11 am

8-Hype wrote:But why does the Lord reportedly have to kill a kitten?


Because the Lord knows that kittens are adorable, and would it make you smile to know that you killed a kitten by beating your meat? For a comprehensive and more accurate reason, why don't you just read that Wikipedia article?

Actually, forget it. Just go beat off and keep in mind you're killing a kitten in the process.

Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:00 pm

Yohance Bailey wrote:
axare wrote:
Jugs wrote:Who jerks off at 11 years old?


Who doesnt?



I didn't...i was told it was bad for you and I believed it.


Should i try stopping.....

Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:03 pm

You have made 3.65625 gallons and 30.512883375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 26 yards.
You have killed approximately 168,480,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 936 kittens.

I thought i wacked it a fair amount, but some of you guys here must sleep and masturbate or something.

Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:40 pm

You have made 14.21875 gallons and 118.661213125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.0111111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 655,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3640 kittens.


I really have too much time (and plenty of that funny sticky stuff) on my hands. :mrgreen:

Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:59 pm

cyanide wrote:
8-Hype wrote:But why does the Lord reportedly have to kill a kitten?


why don't you just read that Wikipedia article?


I actually read it, but it doesn't have any answer to my question. That's why I asked here.

Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:59 am

To be honest, asking something like that wouldn't normally done by someone who functions properly.

Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:02 am

hammertime23 wrote:
jerry wrote:
You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 0 yards.
You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
You have killed 0 kittens.


Yea I remember the days when i was like 11 and I was dry shooting. Don't worry Jerry i na few years you'll be able to produce like the rest of us. :hump:

i dont masturbate.

Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:06 am

8-Hype wrote:I actually read it, but it doesn't have any answer to my question. That's why I asked here.

In conjunction to what Its_asdf said:

Its_asdf wrote:To be honest, asking something like that wouldn't normally done by someone who functions properly.

Now, taking that quote into consideration, read what you wrote:

8-Hype wrote:But why does the Lord reportedly have to kill a kitten?

Think long and hard about that one, and eventually you'll get it. I hope.

Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:21 am

You have made 0.609375 gallons and 5.0854805625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 4.3333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 28,080,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 156 kittens.

Meh,I'm young.
I've been doing it a lot lately since I got internet :hump:

Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:15 am

You have made 30.333333333333 gallons and 253.14392133333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.6177777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,048,320,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5824 kittens


Interesting....

Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:25 am

Jing wrote:
You have made 30.333333333333 gallons and 253.14392133333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.6177777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,048,320,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5824 kittens


Interesting....




Continuing to speak to you on MSN is a decision I think I will have to rethink. :lol:

Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:56 am

Jugs wrote:Who jerks off at 11 years old?


Actually I started "jerking off" at age 10...Almost everyone in my class "jerked off" for the first time at age 10.
Anyways, here are my results:

You have made 7.3125 gallons and 61.02576675 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 52 yards.
You have killed approximately 336,960,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1872 kittens.

Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:36 am

Joe. wrote:
Jugs wrote:Who jerks off at 11 years old?


Actually I started "jerking off" at age 10...Almost everyone in my class "jerked off" for the first time at age 10.
Anyways, here are my results:

You have made 7.3125 gallons and 61.02576675 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 52 yards.
You have killed approximately 336,960,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1872 kittens.

i think you have a weird class.
no-one(i dont think) at my school does it

Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:38 am

Where you you go, pre-school?

Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:42 am

Jerry is like Tod Flanders... honestly.

Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:10 am

I think Jerry just feels bad about the kittens lol.
It's in men's nature to kill kittens, don't say it is weird.

Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:25 am

5 bucks says that Jerry just wants to sound like a saint and probably has done it enough times to rival j.23's numbers.

Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:45 am

Its_asdf wrote:5 bucks says that Jerry just wants to sound like a saint and probably has done it enough times to rival j.23's numbers.

...

:roll: I'm freaking 12. I dont masturbate.

Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:54 am

^That explains a lot.

Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:37 am

Jerry...uhm...you're gayer than my pink Lacoste shirt.
Last edited by Joe' on Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:08 am

Joe. wrote:Jerry...uhm...you're gayer than my pink Lacoste shirt.
Come on, don't act like a little girl.

wtf

Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:25 pm

When you registered at the NLSC, did you show Andrew the parental permission thing?
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