Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:34 am
Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:43 am
cklitsie wrote:I didn't either..![]()
And no surprise here, I think j.23 is pretty much known as the NLSC's biggest jerker/teabagger/pervert.
Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:36 am
You have made 6.5 gallons and 54.245126 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 46.222222222222 yards.
You have killed approximately 299,520,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1664 kittens.
Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:11 am
8-Hype wrote:But why does the Lord reportedly have to kill a kitten?
Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:00 pm
Yohance Bailey wrote:axare wrote:Jugs wrote:Who jerks off at 11 years old?
Who doesnt?
I didn't...i was told it was bad for you and I believed it.
Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:03 pm
You have made 3.65625 gallons and 30.512883375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 26 yards.
You have killed approximately 168,480,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 936 kittens.
Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:40 pm
Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:59 pm
cyanide wrote:8-Hype wrote:But why does the Lord reportedly have to kill a kitten?
why don't you just read that Wikipedia article?
Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:59 am
Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:02 am
hammertime23 wrote:jerry wrote:You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 0 yards.
You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
You have killed 0 kittens.
Yea I remember the days when i was like 11 and I was dry shooting. Don't worry Jerry i na few years you'll be able to produce like the rest of us.
Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:06 am
8-Hype wrote:I actually read it, but it doesn't have any answer to my question. That's why I asked here.
Its_asdf wrote:To be honest, asking something like that wouldn't normally done by someone who functions properly.
8-Hype wrote:But why does the Lord reportedly have to kill a kitten?
Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:21 am
You have made 0.609375 gallons and 5.0854805625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 4.3333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 28,080,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 156 kittens.
Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:15 am
You have made 30.333333333333 gallons and 253.14392133333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.6177777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,048,320,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5824 kittens
Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:25 am
Jing wrote:You have made 30.333333333333 gallons and 253.14392133333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.6177777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,048,320,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5824 kittens
Interesting....
Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:56 am
Jugs wrote:Who jerks off at 11 years old?
You have made 7.3125 gallons and 61.02576675 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 52 yards.
You have killed approximately 336,960,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1872 kittens.
Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:36 am
Joe. wrote:Jugs wrote:Who jerks off at 11 years old?
Actually I started "jerking off" at age 10...Almost everyone in my class "jerked off" for the first time at age 10.
Anyways, here are my results:You have made 7.3125 gallons and 61.02576675 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 52 yards.
You have killed approximately 336,960,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1872 kittens.
Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:38 am
Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:42 am
Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:10 am
Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:25 am
Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:45 am
Its_asdf wrote:5 bucks says that Jerry just wants to sound like a saint and probably has done it enough times to rival j.23's numbers.
Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:54 am
Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:37 am
Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:08 am
Joe. wrote:Jerry...uhm...you're gayer than my pink Lacoste shirt.
Come on, don't act like a little girl.
Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:25 pm