Funny pick-up lines...

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Funny pick-up lines...

Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:18 pm

here are some real hilarious pick-up lines, although, kids, don't try this next time you go out hunting... :lol:

here we go:

If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!


I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?


Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?


Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass!



How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!



If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?



If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.


Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted



You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!



The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.



You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."




Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.



I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.



Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby J@3 on Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:00 pm

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Postby Jugs on Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:24 am

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I used that line, now all the girls at my high school are all over me, but they found out my secret, so I couldn't go all the way with anyone except the one with the crossed eyes and fuzzy hair :shock: .

Do you want to back to my house for some pizza and sex? "no" Why?.... Don't you like pizza?


I wish you were a door so i could slam you all day


Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me


My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute


If you were the last woman and i was the last man on Earth, I bet we could do it in public.
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Postby Fenix on Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:53 am

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes always work:
"I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely ... breathtaking ... heinie. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it."


"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."
"Excuse me?"
"The ... party. With the ... with the pants. Party with pants?"
"Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?"
"That's it."
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Postby FendeR` on Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:46 am

<3 Anchorman.

Anchorman wrote:"And they named it, San Diego, which of course means... a whale's vagina."


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Postby Emiliano on Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:44 am

"Have I seen a picture of you before? Oh yea, it was in the dictionary next to the word DAMN!!"

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Postby Rip32 on Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:59 am

Are you from Memphis? Because your the only Ten-I-See.


My bed is broke, can i sleep in yours?
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:29 am

Are you from Memphis? Because your the only Ten-I-See.


:doh: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jay-Peso on Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:32 am

"do u work at subway?because you just gave me a footlong"


:lol:

EDIT: I pasted the wrong thing but it's fixed now :oops:
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Postby The X on Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:29 am

"let's play carnivore, you sit on my face and I'll eat" :lol:

my mate actually used that one and got a slap for that effort :lol:
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Postby Andrew on Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:43 pm

There's a Dominos ad running on Australian FTA TV right now that offers these gems:

"Here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
"Get your coat. You're pulled."
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:34 pm

If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!


Well, this is still my favorite... :lol:
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Postby cyanide on Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:55 am

My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute


The sad this is, I can see myself doing that :lol:

Some others:

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?


I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?


I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.


Save a horse, ride a cowboy.


Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
if you were killed tomorrow, i WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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Postby FendeR` on Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:05 am

Oh, another of my favorites.

Do you work for UPS? Because I swore I saw you staring at my package.
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Postby Indy on Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:56 am

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?


My friend said something like that to someone once.

It didn't end up well.
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Postby COOLmac© on Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:30 pm

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hi chic. dont mind the chin its not the only one that's long you know :cheeky:

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use this only in extreme cases.... :lol: when you need a quickie or something :mrgreen: 8-)
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Postby Blue Nugget on Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:09 am

Nice shoes,wanna fuck?


Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Re: Funny pick-up lines...

Postby Keo on Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:49 am

Nietzschean Pride/DWeaver wrote:If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Lmao, that's a good one. :lol: You can get plenty of these lines if you just watch Fresh Prince.
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Re: Funny pick-up lines...

Postby Emiliano on Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:30 am

*Sensation* wrote:
Nietzschean Pride/DWeaver wrote:If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Lmao, that's a good one. :lol: You can get plenty of these lines if you just watch Fresh Prince.


100% TRUE :cool:
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Postby iG® on Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:28 am

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