Funny pick-up lines...

here are some real hilarious pick-up lines, although, kids, don't try this next time you go out hunting...

here we go:

If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?

Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass!

How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted

You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.

You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Hi, I'm COOlmac

Hi, I'm COOlmac

I used that line, now all the girls at my high school are all over me, but they found out my secret, so I couldn't go all the way with anyone except the one with the crossed eyes and fuzzy hair .

Do you want to back to my house for some pizza and sex? "no" Why?.... Don't you like pizza?

I wish you were a door so i could slam you all day

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me

My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute

If you were the last woman and i was the last man on Earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes always work:

"I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely ... breathtaking ... heinie. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it."

"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."
"Excuse me?"
"The ... party. With the ... with the pants. Party with pants?"
"Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?"
"That's it."

<3 Anchorman.

"And they named it, San Diego, which of course means... a whale's vagina."

"Have I seen a picture of you before? Oh yea, it was in the dictionary next to the word DAMN!!"

Are you from Memphis? Because your the only Ten-I-See.

My bed is broke, can i sleep in yours?

Are you from Memphis? Because your the only Ten-I-See.

"do u work at subway?because you just gave me a footlong"

EDIT: I pasted the wrong thing but it's fixed now

"let's play carnivore, you sit on my face and I'll eat"

my mate actually used that one and got a slap for that effort

There's a Dominos ad running on Australian FTA TV right now that offers these gems:

"Here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
"Get your coat. You're pulled."

If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

Well, this is still my favorite...

My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute

The sad this is, I can see myself doing that

Some others:

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Oh, another of my favorites.

Do you work for UPS? Because I swore I saw you staring at my package.

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

My friend said something like that to someone once.

It didn't end up well.

hi chic. dont mind the chin its not the only one that's long you know

hi, I'm COOLmac

use this only in extreme cases.... when you need a quickie or something

Nice shoes,wanna fuck?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Lmao, that's a good one. You can get plenty of these lines if you just watch Fresh Prince.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Lmao, that's a good one. You can get plenty of these lines if you just watch Fresh Prince.

100% TRUE

"Do you have boobs?" - "Yes" - "Why don't you wear them for then?"