I am a lucky piece of shit (Story)
Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:53 am
Yeah...
On Saturday Morning....I woke up to piss
but I was asleep like...You know what I mean...But anyways...From what my Mom thinks...She thinks I tripped over my Comforter in the Hallway...and got WALLED by the Closet door right in my Face 
then she said I came running to her...and I got blood stains on her bed...not that much though...and My mom said I went into my Bathroom Looked in the Mirror and Smiled and saw a Shitload of blood...so I spit some blood in the sink...then my mom said I passed out on the bathroom floor...Eyes in the back of my head and shit...and my mother said I gargled 
but then I got up and ran to my bed with a Washcloth to my Mouth and I remembered everything from there...
Now...From My view....I run to my Mother "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME!" then I run into the bathroom...Spit in the sink...and Dream...or something...then i woke up...
Basically what I am trying to say I sustained a VERY SCARY INJURY I was scared man...I thought I was gonna end up like my Home Boy, Kanye West.
Anyways...I ended up with a Hole above my Upper lip or something...(IT HAS DESTROYED MY MUSTACHE!) I got 4 Stitches on the Outside and 2 on the INSIDE
On Saturday Morning....I woke up to piss
but I was asleep like...You know what I mean...But anyways...From what my Mom thinks...She thinks I tripped over my Comforter in the Hallway...and got WALLED by the Closet door right in my Face then she said I came running to her...and I got blood stains on her bed...not that much though...and My mom said I went into my Bathroom Looked in the Mirror and Smiled and saw a Shitload of blood...so I spit some blood in the sink...then my mom said I passed out on the bathroom floor...Eyes in the back of my head and shit...and my mother said I gargled but then I got up and ran to my bed with a Washcloth to my Mouth and I remembered everything from there...
Now...From My view....I run to my Mother "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME!" then I run into the bathroom...Spit in the sink...and Dream...or something...then i woke up...
Basically what I am trying to say I sustained a VERY SCARY INJURY I was scared man...I thought I was gonna end up like my Home Boy, Kanye West
.
Anyways...I ended up with a Hole above my Upper lip or something...(IT HAS DESTROYED MY MUSTACHE!
) I got 4 Stitches on the Outside and 2 on the INSIDE
Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:13 am
Damn. Aren't us forum members unhappy. We were hoping it could be more seriousgreen means sarcastic right?
Did you wake up after you ran into the door?
Did you wake up after you ran into the door?
Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:26 am
Yeah...I ran to my mom 
Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:00 am
and I got blood stains on her bed
Was it your first time?
Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:07 am
NBA_Fan_23 wrote:and I got blood stains on her bed
Was it your first time?
Lol.
You forgot to post in green.
Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:21 am
Sorry 
I'll remember the green rule next time. Remember, green could mean one of 2 things. It could be philly, or it could be the money. Terrell Owens is a champ
I'll remember the green rule next time. Remember, green could mean one of 2 things. It could be philly, or it could be the money. Terrell Owens is a champ
Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:05 pm
This one's too easy.
Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:28 pm
You related to Mr. Hankie?I am a lucky piece of shit
Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:40 pm
Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:42 pm
Ending up like Kanye West must be one's doom... LOL 
What about this mustache thing? Post a pic,
Get well
What about this mustache thing? Post a pic,
Get well
Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:11 pm
Tales wrote:Ending up like Kanye West must be one's doom... LOL
What about this mustache thing? Post a pic,
Get well
It looks like Mr. Hanky's.
Fri Mar 12, 2004 11:45 am
Got Stitches Removed....I'm fine sort of...but it was kind of Scary
YOU GUYS ARE GAY
YOU GUYS ARE GAY
Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:32 pm
Old School Floppy wrote:On Saturday Morning....I woke up to piss
LOL. You should watch your grammer dude, i thought you were saying you woke up to a pissed bed at first glance, hahaha.