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I am a lucky piece of shit (Story)

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I am a lucky piece of shit (Story)

Postby Old School Fool on Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:53 am

Yeah...

On Saturday Morning....I woke up to piss :lol: but I was asleep like...You know what I mean...But anyways...From what my Mom thinks...She thinks I tripped over my Comforter in the Hallway...and got WALLED by the Closet door right in my Face :( then she said I came running to her...and I got blood stains on her bed...not that much though...and My mom said I went into my Bathroom Looked in the Mirror and Smiled and saw a Shitload of blood...so I spit some blood in the sink...then my mom said I passed out on the bathroom floor...Eyes in the back of my head and shit...and my mother said I gargled :shock: but then I got up and ran to my bed with a Washcloth to my Mouth and I remembered everything from there...

Now...From My view....I run to my Mother "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME!" then I run into the bathroom...Spit in the sink...and Dream...or something...then i woke up...

Basically what I am trying to say I sustained a VERY SCARY INJURY I was scared man...I thought I was gonna end up like my Home Boy, Kanye West :(.

Anyways...I ended up with a Hole above my Upper lip or something...(IT HAS DESTROYED MY MUSTACHE! :lol:) I got 4 Stitches on the Outside and 2 on the INSIDE
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Postby Ruff Ryder on Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:13 am

Damn. Aren't us forum members unhappy. We were hoping it could be more seriousgreen means sarcastic right?

Did you wake up after you ran into the door?
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Postby Old School Fool on Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:26 am

Yeah...I ran to my mom :?
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Postby Matthew on Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:00 am

and I got blood stains on her bed

Was it your first time? :)
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Postby Ruff Ryder on Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:07 am

NBA_Fan_23 wrote:
and I got blood stains on her bed

Was it your first time? :)


Lol. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You forgot to post in green. :P
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Postby Matthew on Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:21 am

Sorry :twisted: I'll remember the green rule next time. Remember, green could mean one of 2 things. It could be philly, or it could be the money. Terrell Owens is a champ :)
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Postby Robby on Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:05 pm

This one's too easy. :lol:
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Postby Tony on Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:28 pm

I am a lucky piece of shit
You related to Mr. Hankie?
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Postby Stevan on Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:40 pm

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Postby Bill Russell on Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:42 pm

Ending up like Kanye West must be one's doom... LOL :D

What about this mustache thing? Post a pic, (Y)

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Postby Ruff Ryder on Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:11 pm

Tales wrote:Ending up like Kanye West must be one's doom... LOL :D

What about this mustache thing? Post a pic, (Y)

Get well (B)


It looks like Mr. Hanky's.
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Postby Old School Fool on Fri Mar 12, 2004 11:45 am

Got Stitches Removed....I'm fine sort of...but it was kind of Scary :?

YOU GUYS ARE GAY

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Postby Nick on Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:32 pm

Old School Floppy wrote:On Saturday Morning....I woke up to piss :lol:

LOL. You should watch your grammer dude, i thought you were saying you woke up to a pissed bed at first glance, hahaha. :D
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