'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

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'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby Andrew on Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:08 am

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SCIENTISTS have identified the Marilyn Monroe hormone that is linked to an hour-glass body shape in women, and also an increased desire to trade-up to new men.

Women who have high levels of oestradoil also show elevated confidence and a greater inclination to have sex outside of their current relationship, according to the US-based research.

The ovarian steroid hormone is also associated with having a symmetrical face, large breasts and a low waist-to-hip ratio.


So that girlfriend who cheated on you or the fiance who broke it off a month before the wedding isn't a cold hearted bitch, she simply has a high level of oestradoil.

It's interesting, though. After all, much emphasis is placed on how promiscuity and pre-marital sex is portrayed in music, television and movies, as they're often blamed for lowering moral standards and whatnot. Personally, I think the entertainment industry cops too much blame as it is but if these hormonal imbalances/abnormalities can be linked to certain behaviour then I think it's fair to say that certain people have a predisposition to act a certain way rather than necessarily imitating what the media is supposedly glamourising.
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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby Jackal on Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:26 am

They should look for a hormone that explains why women get so bitchy.

Then again, if they weren't whining and moaning and bitching all the time, they'd probably be dudes...so nevermind.
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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby Andrew on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:32 am

Haven't they found that hormone already?
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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby Jackal on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:40 am

Chromosome you mean?
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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby Andrew on Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:27 am

Well, that too.
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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby shadowgrin on Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:34 am

I hope no one tells Doobie about the fat gene. Instant excuse to quit.
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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby Doobie on Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:02 am

Theres a fat gene? Damn Shadow, that explains it all. God, I'm gonna give up now if I'm gonna be fat forever.
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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby Jackal on Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:50 am

Ain't no God damn fat gene, put a little work in to it, bitch.

Mila Kunis doesn't like fat guys stalking her.
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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby Andrew on Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:22 am

You're in if you're a former child star, though.
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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby Jackal on Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:07 pm

Mila Kunis is very similiar to Michael Jackson when you think of it...

Both wide eyed, short white girls with a thing for Culkin.
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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby Andrew on Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:04 pm

Reminds me of a Greg Morton joke I saw on a comedy special the other day, talking about the cold weather. "It was Michael Jackson cold. I'm sure it was into the teens."
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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby Mandich on Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:05 am

Hahaha, nice one guys, a classic Andrew. :D

Dobbie, are you really as fat as I think you are???
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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby Andrew on Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:12 am

You mean like this?

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No, I'm guessing not.
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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby shadowgrin on Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:20 pm

Not this one neither:

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Re: 'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

Postby Doobie on Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:18 am

I posted pics of myself in the doobie chronicles, go ahead and laugh your lives away.
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