'Marilyn Monroe' hormone discovered

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SCIENTISTS have identified the Marilyn Monroe hormone that is linked to an hour-glass body shape in women, and also an increased desire to trade-up to new men.

Women who have high levels of oestradoil also show elevated confidence and a greater inclination to have sex outside of their current relationship, according to the US-based research.

The ovarian steroid hormone is also associated with having a symmetrical face, large breasts and a low waist-to-hip ratio.

So that girlfriend who cheated on you or the fiance who broke it off a month before the wedding isn't a cold hearted bitch, she simply has a high level of oestradoil.

It's interesting, though. After all, much emphasis is placed on how promiscuity and pre-marital sex is portrayed in music, television and movies, as they're often blamed for lowering moral standards and whatnot. Personally, I think the entertainment industry cops too much blame as it is but if these hormonal imbalances/abnormalities can be linked to certain behaviour then I think it's fair to say that certain people have a predisposition to act a certain way rather than necessarily imitating what the media is supposedly glamourising.

They should look for a hormone that explains why women get so bitchy.

Then again, if they weren't whining and moaning and bitching all the time, they'd probably be dudes...so nevermind.

Haven't they found that hormone already?

Chromosome you mean?

Well, that too.

I hope no one tells Doobie about the fat gene. Instant excuse to quit.

Theres a fat gene? Damn Shadow, that explains it all. God, I'm gonna give up now if I'm gonna be fat forever.

Ain't no God damn fat gene, put a little work in to it, bitch.

Mila Kunis doesn't like fat guys stalking her.

You're in if you're a former child star, though.

Mila Kunis is very similiar to Michael Jackson when you think of it...

Both wide eyed, short white girls with a thing for Culkin.

Reminds me of a Greg Morton joke I saw on a comedy special the other day, talking about the cold weather. "It was Michael Jackson cold. I'm sure it was into the teens."

Hahaha, nice one guys, a classic Andrew.

Dobbie, are you really as fat as I think you are???

You mean like this?



No, I'm guessing not.

Not this one neither:

I posted pics of myself in the doobie chronicles, go ahead and laugh your lives away.