here we go:
If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass!
How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted
You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
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