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Ever been caught?

Postby Mandich on Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:37 am

Ok, I was looking at harwood classics and came across this topic, I'm looking of giving it a rebirth.

so...

Ever been caught of wacking it off. Post all funny things you have, don't be ashamed, I'll start first

It was a hard day, I was watching TV, and I saw a really hot actress, I pulled my pants down and started wacking it. Then my sister came in, i though she was asleep. She is 4 years older than me, and she saw my "precious". She started screaming and my parents woke up. She told on me, she said I was wacking it. I was so uncomfortbale, i got grounded for about a week. Damn now I laugh every time I think of this. It was about a year and half ago.

Common guys, your next
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby JaoSming on Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:59 am

My first RA (a hot Alaskin girl) used her key to open my door to let my roommate in.

I jumped up on my bed, stood up and got her right in the eyes and yelled,


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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby buzzy on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:57 am

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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby bowdown on Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:44 am

i never risk it when it comes to jerking off. i make sure the coast is clear and my senses go on high alert looking for possible intruders.
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby Andrew on Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:42 am

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Because as Finch said, it happens to the best of us.
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby el badman on Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:20 am

I'm sure beau_boy04 would have plenty of those inspiring stories to tell....
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby Laxation on Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:21 am

They say the most sensitive part of your body whilst jacking it is your ears... true to that, I havnt been caught. Been caught before/after, but not during...
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby diddy on Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:59 am

never !
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby Lean on Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:16 am

el badman wrote:I'm sure beau_boy04 would have plenty of those inspiring stories to tell....


Whatever happened to that thread?
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby Its_asdf on Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:27 am

Probably contracted some sort of STD along with beau_boy.
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby Mandich on Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:00 am

common guys post some stories, I'm sure everyone has one. :D
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby JaoSming on Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:33 am

cmon cat, no one wants to be embarrassed online
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby el badman on Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:57 am

cmon cat, no one wants to be embarrassed online

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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby buzzy on Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:59 am

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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby JaoSming on Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:34 am

I got caught

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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby Patr1ck on Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:54 am

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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby JaoSming on Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:55 am

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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby HeatThreePeat on Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:05 am

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hehehe... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby Andrew on Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:35 am

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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby Fcuk Orlando on Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:29 pm

Man my sister and my mom both have almost caught me but I just got lucky.
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby Jackal on Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:57 pm

With them? :cheeky:
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby JaoSming on Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:48 pm

How old are you?

16

18? You're first.

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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby BIG GREEN on Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:43 am

This guy is way too interested in discussing masturbation stories with males on this message board. Now if we knew for sure women would join the conversation...that's different.
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Re: Ever been caught?

Postby bowdown on Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:54 am

My senses go on high alert when I do it. Never been caught.
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