JaoSming wrote:Yep, goto a college that costs a lot and screws you out of your previous degree's credits, have a girlfriend with an abusive past and a pure bitch of a mother, get a psychopathic roommate who attacks the people who prevent him from drinkin & driving & also has access to guns, and stop physically playing any sport that you love because of numerous knee injuries. Also college food helps as well.
All of that stress, lack of exercise and shitty food will fatten your ass right up.....
Oh you poor poor man! I think I gained 15lbs just listening to that. I think its time for a wiifit, that'll get me in tip top shape.