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Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:45 am

cyanide wrote:It's a scene from a comedy show in Belgium, from what I've read. Something like MadTV.



It's from this show: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235922/

A sketch show that makes fun of human interest shows. It has a cult status in Belgium, we even had to watch it in school.

Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:08 am

Let me tell ya it's brilliant. Well at least that sketch we're talking about. Seemed pretty real and is absolutely hilarious.

Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:09 pm

next_warrior wrote:Image
Smartass


That page is no longer available on yahoo, but google cached it and here are some of the answers given.

They just blew up the Omni in Atlanta. I hope you are not near there!

I am over by the beach... I am hiding in the sewer hoping dem don't find me... RUN!!! They are heading west!

Dammit! Russia beat us to teleportation technology! Ok! This has happened before! Here's what you do!

A: Get every bottle in your house and fill it with water. Russians melt when they make contact with water! I learned this from 'The Wizard of Oz'
B: Run in the direction of the nearest large body of water! If there is none nearby, see B2
B2: Call the police, they will send fire trucks to your location. The fire trucks have high-powered hoses that instantly destroy anything Russian made.
C: Wait for already said forces from Michigan to come. It has already been reported on the news that their private army has been equipped with the latest Super-Soakers. They will be moving out as soon as possible!
D: Change your radio station to 94.2FM, they will be giving evacuation locations.
E: If you do not have access to a radio, phone, or any other source of communication, find the nearest fire hydrant and open it. Michigan forces will be looking for water blasting into the sky, and will come to you immediately
F: If all else fails, hide in the nearest enclosed area with a knife. Russians have no ability to open doors and will attempt to slide underneath it. When they do, strike!

I just heard on cnn that Chuck Norris is on the way to help the peeps down in georegia fight off those rushkies..

Nothing can stop chuck norris when hes on a mission to kill, even the invisible, soundless tanks created by the russians

Russians are very stealthy creatures. Kind of like ninjas. They are probably hiding in your kitchen right now...give yourself up, they will be merciful.

Relax. I'm in Michigan and we heard about it on the news. Many of us are on our way in a convoy of pick-up trucks to help! Stand-by and stay where you are until we get there!edit: We are bringin' shot-guns and hound-dogs!

You are probably already dead and don't know it yet.

i dont ritely no nothin bout no rusians i here say them comee sunsabiches caynt find they bely butin ifn they aint got no map

Oh Hai! Rush'nz makes invisbul attak. Ceiling Cat to the reskoo! Wayt fr me.

Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:52 am

You gotta watch this. The whole clip, till the end. I almost died laughing.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_L-gbpKZpo[/youtube]

Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:17 am

meh

Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:24 am

I saw that a couple years ago. If you let it finish and watch the Jeff Ross part that shows up on the bottom, he makes fun of Shaq and it's hilarious.

Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:49 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x02PqtMgBBA[/youtube]

funny thing is that on the screen the letters L M A and O are all grouped together nicely. Andreas can you translate?

in the longer clip, she actually does it again at the end and they give her water.

Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:27 am

LMAO

"Wooo. Okay."

good one. Really liked to hear a translation, how she tries to explain it. :lol:

Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:07 am

Full clip + Subtitles.

Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:58 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPxRPVQRyFw[/youtube]

Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:06 pm

Skewering children's programming and movies:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45GMI5h3RbI&feature=related[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4spMEAL6YOY[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQhgXTrT4UI[/youtube]

Not a bad sync job on the last one.

Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:13 pm

Andrew wrote:Skewering children's programming and movies:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQhgXTrT4UI[/youtube]

Not a bad sync job on the last one.


:applaud: :crazyeyes: :mrgreen: that one was just AWESOME!

Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:30 pm

I despised Sharon Stone & especially Joe Pesci in that movie. Assholes.

Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:34 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWdiHtv6T6s&feature=related[/youtube]

Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:01 pm

Image

Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:51 am

That's so mean :lol:

Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:45 pm

But how does MOGGASPARZ really feel?

Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:21 pm

http://www.youtube.com/v/PbRh2DzOt8M&hl=en&fs=1

Lmao. so embaressing. She leaked a lil bit.

edit: idk how to make video screen appear right here

Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:56 pm

Like this:

Code:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40[/youtube]

Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:03 am

Patrick's certainly dressed for the occasion.

Image

Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:04 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3aRebr75fg[/youtube]

A couple talks about how beautiful it is to make love to a miniature stallion.

Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:53 pm

bowdown wrote:http://www.youtube.com/v/PbRh2DzOt8M&hl=en&fs=1

Lmao. so embaressing. She leaked a lil bit.

edit: idk how to make video screen appear right here

:lol: that was awesome!

Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:07 am

Here's a prank some of my friends pulled on another friend.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY4fBYnIt4A[/youtube]

Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:10 pm

cyanide wrote:A couple talks about how beautiful it is to make love to a miniature stallion.


You couldn't make up the stuff in that video if you tried. Gotta love how casual they are about the whole thing.

Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:18 pm

What the...? How gross is that? She sucks it off, he has anal sex with it..."hubba hubba" noise...Jesus Christ, I don't know if I should laugh before vomiting or simply puke right now.
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