Do you shave your balls?

[Jackal]

No need, this is unlegible gibberish, that'll be legible gibberish.

[PiksS]

No need, this is unlegible gibberish, that'll be legible gibberish.

i',m realy sorry l;ike realy, but sorry, i love you man, i think you and me could liver in one house like cpoulpel you know! gibbresihs, what you tlaking aboiy!

[diddy]

Oh, I get it. You can stereotype but I can't.

shadowgrin, probably! why shouldn't i?

There you go. According to you, since I was dumped by a Russian girl, I can call all of them whores, which, again, I didn't, I was just stereotyping.

so what? i don't like this kind of stereotypes!

in fact Moscow already has 3 skyscreapers - it's our first

Wow, three skyscrapers. It took a more than a hundred years (the first modern skyscrapers were built around 1890 in NYC and Chicago) for the first skyscraper to be built in Russia and you brag about it?

yeah, our country was dropted down in the hundreds of years in economy development because of tataro-monghols, then 1-st and second great wars, so, for our country it's great! in fact, i have heard on some TV channel that Moscow has the largest number of the most expencive cars in the world. in my city 1 square meter of real estate(not in the center of the city) costs near 1700 euro! in Moscow this number much greater, so we finally rising up! it was just a lyric digression!

okay, but, if u have the armpits hairs they're(armpits) getting stinky much faster then when u haven't (hairs)

Have you actually ever tried deodorant?

WHAT??? What is that??? could u gimme a pic of that stuff? i'm so dump, that i haven't even heard 'bout dat!!!

not cold climate! we have 15+ in april, 30+ in summer and 15 + in september, in winter - 0 -10 (Celsius)

I've been to Moscow in June a few years back and it was barely 60° (F) at noon, not even 50° in the early morning. In fact, as far as I know, it never gets higher than 75° there. The highest ever temperature recorded in Moscow is barely higher than 90°. There is proof of this (just check any weather statistics website), there's none of your claims.

so what? for people, who lives in some climate zone for a long time, they have been adapted to in and feeling good! okay, whatever!

if views are opposing and if there is some negative staces, so, of course there no respect anymore!

Wow... So you don't respect people who disagree with you? God, by this logic you don't respect [s]pretty much[/s] anyone in the world.

not, i'm not! the context was different!

but when some person talks like joe, there couln't be any respect and loyality!

Once again, I was stereotyping, just the way you did. You called men who don't shave their bodies "YETI". By your logic you're as much of a "bitch" as me, since I don't shave my body and I could've been offended by your comment.

okay, it's your opinion, but i'm talking bout "balls", as the thread's name! so yeti is in the pants
if i'm talking 'bout shaving the whole body, what i, think, nobody does, i would call myself yeti too, cuz i have a lot hairs on my chest, legs, stomach and arms!

[PiksS]

Who you calling gay?....maybe it's the buzz talking righjt now but the only gay perosn over heerr is gay may be yoiu, for adminitg yoiur not gayu mjua!

dude don' get at me mad, i just was saying, don't you lie ame abiut my dram girl, i wanmt to have sex witha italian or spanish girl!. sorry. butthe italian for me was more appieling when i tired ir from dictonary tyou know, like slellrena but nobody tried to changi it, anywahyws don't get at me, i just dtired to keep to my drasm laive, so no offence!!

dude, iam not druinlk just al ittel tipsu, u know kcouple ofr beers an a little wodkla and a beer and so nojn just having some time!

ek dint; kjnow how its english but tehre s nothig dto do, so just got drunk,tyimorowe gonaan translkite aevruting whayt i wtriten down, i joep soi!

i',m realy sorry l;ike realy, but sorry, i love you man, i think you and me could liver in one house like cpoulpel you know! gibbresihs, what you tlaking aboiy!

O my god!.....i'm a little ashamed, but i still want to apologize about this! next time when i'm watching a movie i will eat popcorn instead of a sixpack of beer and 0,5 wodka, or even better, i will choose another day for drinking, becouse there's nothing happening in Wednesday. I'm really sorry again, gosh my head is killing me!

[dansensei]

Who you calling gay?....maybe it's the buzz talking righjt now but the only gay perosn over heerr is gay may be yoiu, for adminitg yoiur not gayu mjua!

dude don' get at me mad, i just was saying, don't you lie ame abiut my dram girl, i wanmt to have sex witha italian or spanish girl!. sorry. butthe italian for me was more appieling when i tired ir from dictonary tyou know, like slellrena but nobody tried to changi it, anywahyws don't get at me, i just dtired to keep to my drasm laive, so no offence!!

dude, iam not druinlk just al ittel tipsu, u know kcouple ofr beers an a little wodkla and a beer and so nojn just having some time!

ek dint; kjnow how its english but tehre s nothig dto do, so just got drunk,tyimorowe gonaan translkite aevruting whayt i wtriten down, i joep soi!

i',m realy sorry l;ike realy, but sorry, i love you man, i think you and me could liver in one house like cpoulpel you know! gibbresihs, what you tlaking aboiy!

O my god!.....i'm a little ashamed, but i still want to apologize about this! next time when i'm watching a movie i will eat popcorn instead of a sixpack of beer and 0,5 wodka, or even better, i will choose another day for drinking, becouse there's nothing happening in Wednesday. I'm really sorry again, gosh my head is killing me!

CHEERS!!!!!

[diddy]

Who you calling gay?....maybe it's the buzz talking righjt now but the only gay perosn over heerr is gay may be yoiu, for adminitg yoiur not gayu mjua!

dude don' get at me mad, i just was saying, don't you lie ame abiut my dram girl, i wanmt to have sex witha italian or spanish girl!. sorry. butthe italian for me was more appieling when i tired ir from dictonary tyou know, like slellrena but nobody tried to changi it, anywahyws don't get at me, i just dtired to keep to my drasm laive, so no offence!!

dude, iam not druinlk just al ittel tipsu, u know kcouple ofr beers an a little wodkla and a beer and so nojn just having some time!

ek dint; kjnow how its english but tehre s nothig dto do, so just got drunk,tyimorowe gonaan translkite aevruting whayt i wtriten down, i joep soi!

i',m realy sorry l;ike realy, but sorry, i love you man, i think you and me could liver in one house like cpoulpel you know! gibbresihs, what you tlaking aboiy!

O my god!.....i'm a little ashamed, but i still want to apologize about this! next time when i'm watching a movie i will eat popcorn instead of a sixpack of beer and 0,5 wodka, or even better, i will choose another day for drinking, becouse there's nothing happening in Wednesday. I'm really sorry again, gosh my head is killing me!

u made my day!!!

[PiksS]

It's not funny, it's just sad that you get drunk like this!.....my body just hates me, my doctor just called me an idiot.....will get some fast food and a beer

EDIT: Now i feel just fantastic and can replay to joe'
So Joe', You can try to prove me evrything you want about italian girls, but all i know, i still would prefer my steriotyped girl!....aaaa....brown skined with long dark hair and big brown eyes, i'm already getting a boner! Fuck, why am i stuck here in latvia
And about the pizza, since i love to eat a lot, like really love to eat, epsecially when pizza is one of my favourite.......i went to a lot of pizza restourants in italy, the pizzas till 15 euros were just discusting, but over 15euros the pizza was so fucking delicous.....
and about my italian, 1st of all....i don't know any italian, so please don't judge my spelling or anything about my italian, atleast i tried to speak some, so that i don't sound a jerk by only speaking english, or even better latvian!
anywhys Sicily was more awsome than Centre-north italy especially the Lipari, loved there, the only thing i hated in italy was the beer, how i hate Heiniken and Calsberg, i was so fucking lucky when i saw Warsteiner or any other german/english beer....had to stick with the high %.

[Angelo]

I hate shaving the hair in my balls cuz its itchy

[Axel]

This thread is hilarious. I could only imagine trying to type in a second language while wasted. I can't even speak Spanish worth a damn when I am sober.

[PiksS]

:lol:

This thread is hilarious. I could only imagine trying to type in a second language while wasted. I can't even speak Spanish worth a damn when I am sober.

well....english is not my second language, but 3rd.....when i'm drunk i can like type normally, but yesterday i guess i had a little too much!

[Axel]

:lol:

This thread is hilarious. I could only imagine trying to type in a second language while wasted. I can't even speak Spanish worth a damn when I am sober.

well....english is not my second language, but 3rd.....when i'm drunk i can like type normally, but yesterday i guess i had a little too much!

I've been struggling for 4 years now with spanish. I have no idea how the you Europeans speak so many damn languages!

That probably comes across as bitchy, but really it's envious. I am about to give up on Spanish actually. I plan on dropping my class at the beginning of next semester.. lol

[PiksS]

:lol:

This thread is hilarious. I could only imagine trying to type in a second language while wasted. I can't even speak Spanish worth a damn when I am sober.

well....english is not my second language, but 3rd.....when i'm drunk i can like type normally, but yesterday i guess i had a little too much!

I've been struggling for 4 years now with spanish. I have no idea how the you Europeans speak so many damn languages!

That probably comes across as bitchy, but really it's envious. I am about to give up on Spanish actually. I plan on dropping my class at the beginning of next semester.. lol

Tv my mate!....i learned speak german when i was 4 years old, and english when i was 6....
and next year i'm going to take spanish courses, love that language! i already know some basics of it!

[diddy]

PiksS, in fact in Russia a lot of brown eyed, dark haired girls! and i've noticed one fact: in COMMON bigger % of dark haired girls are skinny and have bigger tits that blondes has, but blondes has bigger and more beautifull asses!!! and i love blonds!!

[Axel]

Blondes are overrated. If I were going to go straight it would be for a brunette like Alyssa Milano.

[PiksS]

PiksS, in fact in Russia a lot of brown eyed, dark haired girls! and i've noticed one fact: in COMMON bigger % of dark haired girls are skinny and have bigger tits that blondes has, but blondes has bigger and more beautifull asses!!! and i love blonds!!

i know that there are a lot of dark haired, but they are just dark haired, they don't have the latina-girl feel!.....and i'm sick of blonde girls, don't know why, but i just prefer dark haired!.....i know one thing, before i die i will fuck a black girl with big ass ghetto booty, a spanish talking latina girl and a japanese girl, don't know why but i have fetish for those small little japanese girls!.....they are just so cute!

[diddy]

PiksS, man, u're on fire! must be a little too much vodka yeasteday??? buy the way, there are much more white girls in Russia now that looks like a latino with big nice butts and so on, must be mutation! by the way, besides naturally blond hair and crazy smile and voise, that i've been killed away 4 years ago in my future wife Kate, i was so sick of her awesome ass! and in 4 years it become much better!!!! man, i just can't talking nomore! i'm crazy!

[PiksS]

PiksS, man, u're on fire! must be a little too much vodka yeasteday??? buy the way, there are much more white girls in Russia now that looks like a latino with big nice butts and so on, must be mutation! by the way, besides naturally blond hair and crazy smile and voise, that i've been killed away 4 years ago in my future wife Kate, i was so sick of her awesome ass! and in 4 years it become much better!!!! man, i just can't talking nomore! i'm crazy!

They only look like, but they arn't!....it would be like buying a fake gucci bag, looks like the real thing, but isn't!

[diddy]

so i'm happy with what i have and to my mind it's the best! but i get your point!

[PiksS]

so i'm happy with what i have and to my mind it's the best! but i get your point!

of course you are!....4 years is hell a lot of time!
I on the other hand don't have any relationship and i don't value a girl as she is, for me it's one night stand with a spanish girl, black big ass booty and a japanese girl!....

[diddy]

PiksS, well, it's all pesonal stuff! everyone (99%) come to this sooner or later, just need some time!

[cyanide]

This page just got hilarious. Ahh... Europeans are funny

i have heard on some TV channel that Moscow has the largest number of the most expencive cars in the world.

You heard this while you were living in the USSR, right?

[diddy]

no, man, in Russia, 2008!

[Patr1ck]

Exclamation!

I never shave down there. Even if I wanted too, it would probably come back darker and thicker. If a girl has a problem with it, she can use her hand at the base to keep it out of the way.

[benji]

it would probably come back darker and thicker

I didn't know you were an old wife, Pdub.

[Joe']

This page turned into that Family Guy episode with the "foreign guys at the bar" bit.

our country was dropted down in the hundreds of years in economy development because of tataro-monghols, then 1-st and second great war

I'm not going to respond to your whole post because it's ridiculous, but this part just cracked me up. Love it how Russians, for some reason I'm not aware of, never consider seventy years of communism as a cause to their economic and social issues.