Do you shave your balls?

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:26 pm

I love bail outs.

Ok, I'll stop. Apologies.

by **diddy** on Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:35 pm

cool talk!

by **el badman** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:37 am

As shadowgrin mentioned, if shaving your armpits is about odors and sweat, showers and deodorants usually do the trick... :roll:

I can't even imagine shaving anything else but my beard, I would definitely feel like part of my manhood went away.

by **cyanide** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:13 am

Diddy wrote:kid, i've started to shave when i was 12

I started shaving when I was 6. Damn, that makes me a bigger man!

Jackal wrote:I'm going to shave my balls and take pictures of the whole procedure so that you guys can enjoy.

by **B-BaLL_KiLLer** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:21 am

Damn people but I am not gay like some of you, no offense, but shaving ya balls is fucking gay. Period... Just Sayin.

by **GoHornets** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:26 am

B-BaLL_KiLLer wrote: I am not gay like some of you

Name the gays in these forums

by **B-BaLL_KiLLer** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:36 am

I said no offensive and i won't be talkin about people here cuz i don't even know half them. LoL Ya understand me right.

by **benji** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:38 am

but shaving ya balls is fucking gay

Care to explain why?

by **PiksS** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:43 am

B-BaLL_KiLLer wrote:Damn people but I am not gay like some of you

Who you calling gay?....maybe it's the buzz talking righjt now but the only gay perosn over heerr is gay may be yoiu, for adminitg yoiur not gayu mjua!

by **B-BaLL_KiLLer** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:50 am

lol no i was just sayin gosh. Its just my point of view of shaving balls.
And listen i am sorry if i called some of you gay lol it was just a joke damn.
BTW everyone is different. But damn it looks like you gonna explode in violence
all over me bro.

by **benji** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:52 am

lol no i was just sayin gosh. Its just my point of view of shaving balls.

And I was just asking why that is your point of view. Gosh. Don't explode all over me bro. That's a right only for certain people on this forum.

by **B-BaLL_KiLLer** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:23 am

lol ya funny, I really don't have an explantion for why i think its wrong.
We all have different cultures and beliefs, understand?
What do you mean "thats right for certain people on this forum"?

by **el badman** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:27 am

What do you mean "thats right for certain people on this forum"?

Some distinguished members here have achieved such a high level of wisdom/enlightment/lolcat mastery that they can get away with anything.

by **cyanide** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:36 am

B-BaLL_KiLLer wrote:We all have different cultures and beliefs, understand?

So discrimination is a culture and you don't have an explanation for discrimination?

I'm sorry if that was hard to register... er, understand.

by **Jackal** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:22 am

el badman wrote:Some distinguished members here have achieved such a high level of wisdom/enlightment/lolcat mastery that they can get away with anything.

I'd like to know which "distinguised members" you're talking about. Out of curiosity ofcourse.

by **Joe'** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:24 am

Don't go there dude. Joe's living in Italy and he's from Argentina. You're pretty much fucked

Word. Not even Italian chicks beat Argentine chicks.

Joe, we don't care about you or your family. Methinks that the only way to settle this is in a war between Russian and Italian chicks, with pictures.

I was just trying to prove the point that not all Italians are dark-haired, short, funny people. I'd take the picture challenge, though, if it was allowed by the forum rules.

kid, i've started to shave when i was 12, and for now, i have a lot of hairs on my chest and a lot of other places, in this thread we're talking balls

You, among others, were the one that brought up armpits and other areas. You started shaving when you were twelve, that's great. You're the only Russian I know that has, and I'm friends with two whole Russian basketball teams. In fact, as I said, all the Ruskies I know look like dolls.

u stupid freak, if u know some Russian prostitutes u have no rights to call other so, i can say either bout your girls, but i'd be clever!

Oh, I get it. You can stereotype but I can't.

Whata you talking abouta Joe? No meataballs for you then.

Gosh, not even Italian-American gangsters from New Jersey talk like that.

in fact Moscow already has 3 skyscreapers - it's our first

Wow, three skyscrapers. It took a more than a hundred years (the first modern skyscrapers were built around 1890 in NYC and Chicago) for the first skyscraper to be built in Russia and you brag about it?

okay, but, if u have the armpits hairs they're(armpits) getting stinky much faster then when u haven't (hairs)

Have you actually ever tried deodorant?

not cold climate! we have 15+ in april, 30+ in summer and 15 + in september, in winter - 0 -10 (Celsius)

I've been to Moscow in June a few years back and it was barely 60° (F) at noon, not even 50° in the early morning. In fact, as far as I know, it never gets higher than 75° there. The highest ever temperature recorded in Moscow is barely higher than 90°. There is proof of this (just check any weather statistics website), there's none of your claims.

Don't you lie to me!....I have been to italy for 24 days, and the only part where the girls look like you discribed were in North-Italy, the commercial part of Italy.....but when you go to Sicilia you have my type of girls over there (with the sexy big brown eyes), and actually the people in italy were pretty short, i saw only 2 guys taller than me, one was black, the other was Irish

:lol: So, supposedly I, who have been living here for over six years (and came on holiday A LOT before that), am lying about my own country, while you, who have visited it for less than a month, are right. This is great.

Northern Italy is where I, as well as 30 of Italy's 60-million inhabitants, live. Sicily barely has 5 million inhabitants, that's not even 10% of Italy's overall population. So, by saying Italian women are brunette, dark-eyed and short, you are stereotyping, since it's true only in Southern-Italy.

Also, the fact that you saw only two guys taller than you doesn't mean Italians are short. You're 6-9 according to what you said in the "career thread", tall begins at 5-11/6-0 (1,80 m), so you haven't proved anything. There are lots of short people in the South, but in the Centre-North the average height is 5-10, just like everywhere else in Europe (except the ex-Jugoslavia countries where it's higher). If you see height charts, you'll see there's a listing for Southern Italy and another one for the Centre-North section.

and i never said anything about pasta (even in one restoraunt it was one of the best i ate), and pizza (even under 15euros the pizza was discusting)....and about talking funny, I found apealing to say "Chau", "Grande La Birra, prego" and "Gracias or Gracie" also "Chin, Chin" was my favourite saying over there.
Dude you need to relax about russian girls, don't be so harsh on them, before you havn't tried them!

I know you didn't say anything about the food, I was just listing other common stereotypes about Italian people. Your pizza comment makes no sense anyway. As for the pasta, of course it's the best you've eaten, pasta is Italian, therefore Italians make it better.

What do you mean by "appealing"? Also, "Chau" is an Argentine word, not Italian. You're looking for "Ciao". "Gracias" is Spanish and "Gracie" is, as far as I know, just a diminutive for the female name Grace, which is not Italian. The Italian for "Thanks" is "Grazie".
By saying "Grande la birra, prego", you sound like a jerk. It should be "Grazie" instead of "Prego", which is the Italian for "You're welcome".

I have "tried" Russian girls. I wouldn't have said they were "manipulating bitches" if I didn't. They're also un-trusting, and they think they're superior. No, thank you.

that's right, man! let's kick that bitch's ass!

Wow, that's so gangsta!

okay, man! i'm still learnig english, day by day! sorry for wrong speling! by the way, if u come to Russia in summer, on the beach, or just some central street, u'll see how "cold" are russians... but, enougth women talking, everyone would stick with his own opinion!

It's not just the spelling (notice the double "L" there), you don't use capital letters or correct punctuation. Sum that up with the gangsta talk, the spelling, etc. It's very irritating.

he deserves it, i didn't called italian women like he did bout Russian!

I just stereotyped the way you and other people did in this thread.

shadowgrin, probably! why shouldn't i?

There you go. According to you, since I was dumped by a Russian girl, I can call all of them whores, which, again, I didn't, I was just stereotyping.

if views are opposing and if there is some negative staces, so, of course there no respect anymore!

Wow... So you don't respect people who disagree with you? God, by this logic you don't respect [s]pretty much[/s] anyone in the world.

but when some person talks like joe, there couln't be any respect and loyality!

Once again, I was stereotyping, just the way you did. You called men who don't shave their bodies "YETI". By your logic you're as much of a "bitch" as me, since I don't shave my body and I could've been offended by your comment.

by **Jackal** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:32 am

Someone...

Suck my balls?

by **Joe'** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:45 am

What? No caption? You call that a lolcat? :shake:

by **el badman** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:47 am

I'd like to know which "distinguised members" you're talking about. Out of curiosity ofcourse.

Damn, some of you are especially on the edge today, I was only kidding...
But you're one of threm don't worry :wink:

by **Jackal** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:50 am

I figured you'd respond assuming I was talking with myself in mind, but I was seriously just curious.

Anyways, it had a caption, I cut it off. I was too lazy to suck my balls caption it.

by **PiksS** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:09 am

Joe' wrote:
Don't you lie to me!....I have been to italy for 24 days, and the only part where the girls look like you discribed were in North-Italy, the commercial part of Italy.....but when you go to Sicilia you have my type of girls over there (with the sexy big brown eyes), and actually the people in italy were pretty short, i saw only 2 guys taller than me, one was black, the other was Irish

:lol: So, supposedly I, who have been living here for over six years (and came on holiday A LOT before that), am lying about my own country, while you, who have visited it for less than a month, are right. This is great.

Northern Italy is where I, as well as 30 of Italy's 60-million inhabitants, live. Sicily barely has 5 million inhabitants, that's not even 10% of Italy's overall population. So, by saying Italian women are brunette, dark-eyed and short, you are stereotyping, since it's true only in Southern-Italy.

Also, the fact that you saw only two guys taller than you doesn't mean Italians are short. You're 6-9 according to what you said in the "career thread", tall begins at 5-11/6-0 (1,80 m), so you haven't proved anything. There are lots of short people in the South, but in the Centre-North the average height is 5-10, just like everywhere else in Europe (except the ex-Jugoslavia countries where it's higher). If you see height charts, you'll see there's a listing for Southern Italy and another one for the Centre-North section.

and i never said anything about pasta (even in one restoraunt it was one of the best i ate), and pizza (even under 15euros the pizza was discusting)....and about talking funny, I found apealing to say "Chau", "Grande La Birra, prego" and "Gracias or Gracie" also "Chin, Chin" was my favourite saying over there.
Dude you need to relax about russian girls, don't be so harsh on them, before you havn't tried them!

I know you didn't say anything about the food, I was just listing other common stereotypes about Italian people. Your pizza comment makes no sense anyway. As for the pasta, of course it's the best you've eaten, pasta is Italian, therefore Italians make it better.

What do you mean by "appealing"? Also, "Chau" is an Argentine word, not Italian. You're looking for "Ciao". "Gracias" is Spanish and "Gracie" is, as far as I know, just a diminutive for the female name Grace, which is not Italian. The Italian for "Thanks" is "Grazie".
By saying "Grande la birra, prego", you sound like a jerk. It should be "Grazie" instead of "Prego", which is the Italian for "You're welcome".

I have "tried" Russian girls. I wouldn't have said they were "manipulating bitches" if I didn't. They're also un-trusting, and they think they're superior. No, thank you.

dude don' get at me mad, i just was saying, don't you lie ame abiut my dram girl, i wanmt to have sex witha italian or spanish girl!. sorry. butthe italian for me was more appieling when i tired ir from dictonary tyou know, like slellrena but nobody tried to changi it, anywahyws don't get at me, i just dtired to keep to my drasm laive, so no offence!!

by **Its_asdf** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:13 am

Dude, you type like me when I'm drunk. :lol:

by **PiksS** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:18 am

Its_asdf wrote:Dude, you type like me when I'm drunk.

dude, iam not druinlk just al ittel tipsu, u know kcouple ofr beers an a little wodkla and a beer and so nojn just having some time!

by **Jackal** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:32 am

Get drunk...then go online. Bad to the bone.

Wild child.

by **PiksS** on Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:39 am

Jackal wrote:Get drunk...then go online. Bad to the bone.

Wild child.

sorry it just t5he 3day of the wwek dint; kjnow how its english but tehre s nothig dto do, so just got drunk,tyimorowe gonaan translkite aevruting whayt i wtriten down, i joep soi!

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