[Username] - Help me become a better [position]

[Jackal]

Enough of the silly threads, want to become a better player, use the template and people will give you advice.

Better yet, go somewhere where people actually care.

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Best of luck.

[Sauru]

wanna be better? here is my advice. get off the fucking computer and work your ass out til you cant stand no more, then go another half hour

[Jackal]

So do you suggest I should shoot with Kobe's jumpshot or with Shawn Marions?

[MadNice]

Damn you are a jack ass.

[Jackal]

And you're a whore, so we're even. Punkass pendeja.

Go have your quinceanera.. and then come back, when you're a full grown bitching woman instead of a 13 year old bitch waiting to be molested you little shit.

[Oskar]

I don't find nothing too bad about those threads, though with all this hate and stuff coming out, I think I shouldn't have done it. You see, a nice example of a 'good person', he's reading them as he enjoys (I guess), and if there are people who don't like it, then he tells them to leave. He's right, if you don't like it, you shouldn't even care about it.

But well, carry on, I don't really care as long as uhm.. dunno.

[Jackal]

Seriously though Oskar, two of them were more than enough. Especially when all the needed advice that needs to be given, has been given.

Go out and work on your game. Sitting and waiting for us to give you advice isn't the way to become better.

But all right, if people are actually that stupid and believe it'll help, fine...atleast keep it in one thread where you spare the rest of the people that aren't interested in every tom, dick & harry asking to become better by magic.

It's not too much to ask from both sides, you have your way...we get a non-bullshit filled Gen-Talk. Especially when a dumbass like MadNice is the one asking for the advice, after the shit he spewed out in NBA talk, I can't see why anyone would be bothered to help his faggot ass out.

[el badman]

I don't think we would make fun of these threads if it didn't feel so much like a way to only boost your post count.
I mean, do you truly care about what members from a video game forum think could be a good way to improve your PG skills? Come on

[Sauru]

So do you suggest I should shoot with Kobe's jumpshot or with Shawn Marions?

depends on the day, i think mon-wed you should shoot with marions then switch it up for the rest of the week

[Nick]

Wow Jackal, you really feel strongly about that...

[Jackal]

Anything to be a better player Nick, anything.

[Oskar]

Actually, some tips I got helped me.
And also, I don't sit here to get that answer or something, I train, then I come and check it out.

[diddy]

i need help too! but i know how to improve my weakness - i need to shoot the ball more and more! (i've got bad midlevel and 3-pt shot, so i usually dribble to the rim or playing back to the rim)! just training, run, shoot, dribble and u'll be okay!

[Its_asdf]

I guess I don't mind these threads as much as Jackal but I also thought that becoming better at anything isn't a difficult concept to grasp.

Just practice and work on your weaknesses is pretty much the only thing that will help you get better. If you have difficulty understanding anything, simply do your own research. That's part of having a good work ethic and wanting to improve instead of having other random people on an internet forum do it for you. That should end any future thread of this kind.

[Laxation]

Couldn't agree more...
Thread of the year.

Quick fixes are for fags.

[shadowgrin]

Seriously though Oskar, two of them were more than enough. Especially when all the needed advice that needs to be given, has been given.

Add to that that two of the first threads are referring to the same position of PG. Couldn't Oskar just posted in the same thread as CKal or just read what the others said to CKal since it's the same addressed for PG play?

[Jackal]

That would take away from the whole "daily update" thing they wanted to have going. Sort of like a blog, both of them would start bitching "go make your own thread, get out of mine."