Jackal - Developing to be a better asshole.

[Jackal]

Oskar & Ckal made one, so I figured I should too.

I'll also update my progress, basically like a gossip column. Telling you how many people I was rude to, how many people I pissed off and how many people pissed me off and how. I practice every minute of my life to be a superior asshole and with help and tips from you guys, I'm hoping to be the best asshole the world has ever seen. Somewhat the Michael Jordan of assholes.

Basic info:

21, Male, microscopic penis, big ego, a born asshole, big tough guy on the internet, a scared dipshit in real life, single (unless you want to call my right hand Cindy), I've got an amazing 1 mm vertical, that's how much my penis rises when I see big, lime goblins posting.

Playing style:

I curse a lot, I'm generally rude, I don't look to make a positive contribution whenever I can, I cause problems with my troublesome behaviour and am known to make a snide remark here and there. Mostly I'm the center, powerforward, smallforward, shooting guard and point guard asshole of my team which consists of semi good assholes much like myself.

Good skills:

Well...I think I'm good enough for everyone to know those.

Bad skills:

I don't post as often as I used to, I sometimes try to be nice, I've actually started liking some posters, so I guess this stunts my growth as world class asshole.

So, any tips? I'm looking forward to a bunch of videogame forum wankers to help me better my basketball skills...no wait, asshole skills. So yeah, let me have them.

Are there any instructional videos that have some drills on being better? I've got a couple of books regarding the topic, but if I had a visual element in my training regime, I'm sure I'd latch on a lot faster.

Thanks for reading, love you guys. XXOXOO, anyone want cybersex just hit me up on sexy_jackal@hotmale.com

Kthnxbai.

[buzzy]

@hotmale

XD


I think you're already the perfect asshole.

You should play in the NBAss

[Oskar]

As much as I got it, it was mostly against me. Well, it's okay, thanks.

[Jackal]

Not really, it was just for some humor, don't get your panties in a bunch. I don't know you well enough to want to bother to make fun of you.

Notice I poke fun at myself, me and I.

[el badman]

My recommendations:
- start and finish each post with "FUCK OFF", or a quote from Dr Phil.
- randomly insult anyone who has less than 100 posts, in any thread.
- translate each post in Dutch and any other language that you speak, each in a different color, font and size.
- create more threads such as this one

[Lamrock]

As much as I got it, it was mostly against me. Well, it's okay, thanks.

Why would it be? You are a new member that nobody really knows, your topic came second and has 9 views, and it is of him poking fun of himself.

-After each post, you should say "Mods, please close this topic" to get the final word.
-Make each post either size 24 or size 2.
-Create a novelty user title like benji's that ruins stretches the forum
-Be yourself

Hotmale... heh

[Oskar]

As much as I got it, it was mostly against me. Well, it's okay, thanks.

Why would it be? You are a new member that nobody really knows, your topic came second and has 9 views, and it is of him poking fun of himself.

-After each post, you should say "Mods, please close this topic" to get the final word.
-Make each post either size 24 or size 2.
-Create a novelty user title like benji's that ruins stretches the forum
-Be yourself

Hotmale... heh

It kind a looked like it was offensive to me, because mostly stuff was written like me, I don't know, it just felt so. Sorry, for my false opinion then.

[Indy]

I don't like that you talked about your penis, it offended me. Please use restraint in talking about taboo subjects in the future, thanks.

[PiksS]

single (unless you want to call my right hand Cindy)

Is there any possibility to meet her?

Thanks for reading, love you guys. XXOXOO, anyone want cybersex just hit me up on sexy_jackal@hotmale.com

Does this cybersex include webcams? I have a fetish for small dicks

[Laxation]

or a quote from Dr Phil.
- randomly insult anyone who has less than 100 posts, in any thread.

Classic!

[Jackal]

PiksS, you don't qualify, sorry. You got that "e-mad eye syndrome" going for you, major turn off. Sorry.

[airBerlin]

Why would it be? You are a new member that nobody really knows, your topic came second and has 9 views, and it is of him poking fun of himself.

-After each post, you should say "Mods, please close this topic" to get the final word.
-Make each post either size 24 or size 2.
-Create a novelty user title like benji's that ruins stretches the forum
-Be yourself

*Wonders if he's the only one that went to the trouble of seeing what the tiny text said*

[Andrew]

Punctuate every sentence with this emoticon:

[Jackal]

Going off of the poll, you'd think people like me...then I realised that all of the choices I put in are in my favor.

[CKal]

Great job bumping that month old thread with a nice pic. You are now a better asshole.

[Jackal]

Shutup. It's good for you too, weights & cardio will help make you a better PG.

[Oskar]

Lol, why did you use so small text Jackasshole ?

[CKal]

I prefer to watch this heading its way to the Hardwood Classics.

[Drex]

You two trying to be assholes like Jackie boy?

[Patr1ck]

[s]This is how I am going to post now. Big fucking bold italic underlined crossed out text.[/s]

[s]But in white.[/s]

[Jackal]

Why? You're already the ultimate asshole.

[[Q]]

your mom likes it in the asshole

[runs away and hides]

[Oskar]

your mom likes it in the asshole

[runs away and hides]

[... into Jackasshole's mothers' asshole ]

[Patr1ck]

Why? You're already the ultimate asshole.

[s]Greed.[/s]

[Its_asdf]

Jackal is a smelly butt face. THERE I SAID IT!