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Postby Jing on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:33 am

Joe' wrote:I'm sorry, I just had a really awful day today. I get mad at every little thing when I'm mad. That makes sense...


he's 13, he doesn't know any better
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Postby JaoSming on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:46 am

.. do you play basketball ? barely, once a month now?
.. do you work out at all ? just got wiifit, does that count? other than that I walk 2 miles to and from work each day
.. you do exercises ? see above, nothing else other than that
.. tappin' it? whenever I want it...or whenever she wants it :cry: :cry: :cry:
.. masturbation? twice since I've been typing this, that should give you a good idea
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Postby Sauru on Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:41 am

damn twice, you are either a really fast masterbater(in which case i bow to your greatness) or you are a really slow typer(in which case OMG DIE NOW NEWB)
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Postby Oskar on Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:46 pm

Jing wrote:
Joe' wrote:I'm sorry, I just had a really awful day today. I get mad at every little thing when I'm mad. That makes sense...


he's 13, he doesn't know any better


and what's that supposed to mean ?
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Postby Its_asdf on Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:30 pm

It means his balls haven't dropped yet so he's overly sensitive at the moment because of his raging hormones.
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Postby BIG GREEN on Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:39 pm

Nothing on the internet is worth getting angry over. If one is gonna argue online...do it for fun/bordom..not cause you're legitimately angry...if you do then you've got mental problems.
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Postby Oskar on Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:40 am

Lots of needed information in this thread.
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Postby Sauru on Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:07 am

BIG GREEN wrote:Nothing on the internet is worth getting angry over.



i would argue that many people have gotten very angry over what they saw on thier boyfriend/girlfriends(spouse?) myspace/facebook/yearbook/whatever. then i guess the point could be made that they only saw in on the net and its actually happening in real life. anyway whatever this seemed pointless but still :D
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Postby BIG GREEN on Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:58 am

I see your point...so I suppose the exception could be made if it actually affects your personal life.
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Postby diddy on Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:11 pm

Jackal, yeah, u should do that, cuz all the fun u have in your life is masturbating!
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Postby BIG GREEN on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:08 pm

Ba dum bump!
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Postby Jing on Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:08 am

Whatever happened to the contest?
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Postby Sauru on Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:41 am

Jing wrote:Whatever happened to the contest?



the masterbating contest? i'm just not up for it
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Postby Jackal on Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:09 am

Diddy wrote:Jackal, yeah, u should do that, cuz all the fun u have in your life is masturbating!


You're right Diddy, I didn't marry a fat black woman who can't find her own vajayjay. :wink:

Just an influx of useful posts when some folks are on vacation.
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Postby Patr1ck on Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:09 am

Sauru wrote:
Jing wrote:Whatever happened to the contest?



the masterbating contest? i'm just not up for it


Jing, you win by default. You can stop now. :cheeky:
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Postby diddy on Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:51 am

Jackal wrote:
Diddy wrote:Jackal, yeah, u should do that, cuz all the fun u have in your life is masturbating!


You're right Diddy, I didn't marry a fat black woman who can't find her own vajayjay. :wink:

Just an influx of useful posts when some folks are on vacation.


u're lucky! so, i'm not marryed a fat black woman, too! i'm white Russian guy and my bride is white, slim and very sexy, so u miss with that commentary! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jackal on Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:32 am

You couldn't get a clue if it smacked you in the face.
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Postby Axel on Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:11 am

I never play basketball. I am starting to run with regularity now. Just need to stop smoking and I'll be good.
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Postby Jing on Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:25 am

I need a trophy.

Great sig Axel :lol:
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Postby Axel on Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:10 am

heh, thanks.

It was time for a new one.
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Postby joejam999 on Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:40 pm

Qballer wrote:when i read the title, i immediately read "How often do you masterbate?"

in that case, i'd say prolly like 5-7 times a week


I thought the same thing.

Andrew wrote:
Qballer wrote:when i read the title, i immediately read "How often do you masterbate?"

in that case, i'd say prolly like 5-7 times a week


Such a thread sounds like a Hardwood Classic waiting to happen. No pun intended.


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Postby shadowgrin on Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:42 pm

I thought this thread was going to have a quick death, proved me wrong. :lol:

el badman wrote:The winner gets an hour in a private chat room with shadowgrin

This obsession of yours has got to end. I told you before, I can't be your whore.
Axel wrote:Just need to stop smoking and I'll be good.

Fag-lover huh? :P
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Postby el badman on Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:58 am

This obsession of yours has got to end. I told you before, I can't be your whore.

I guess my sessions with the quack are still not paying... :(
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Postby Kbryant8 on Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:32 am

i`ll try to play basketball 5 times a week and that is my workout, practice and exercise.

Also my job is one big workout..
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Postby Sauru on Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:27 pm

my wife is going on vacation tomorrow and will be gone a full week so for the next 7 days i am gonna be living at the court :D
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