How can I stay warm while playing basketball?

[PiksS]

lol I'm not disagreeing or agreeing with you, I'm not even out to get you. I was just messing with you even from the beginning. I had no idea you'll go a bit ballistic, apologies.

I was also hoping to add that your misplaced anger might also be a sign of alcoholism because you haven't had a shot yet, just so you know.

It's alright, it's jsut too many people think that i'm an alcoholicer....even I'm not even close to one!

[shadowgrin]

If a lot of people close to you are concerned that you might be one, then you might really have a problem.

Ok, ok, I'll stop.


And you misspelled "just" to "jsut". You're drinking now aren't you?

Ok, I'm really stopping now trying to convince you that you're an alcoholic. Period.

[Joe']

Fellas, calm down. Why not discuss this over two ice cold, refreshing bottles of lager?

[Andrew]

it's not a problem!....I have been playing drunk, or still with alcohol in my blood, and I have to admit, even how sad it sounds, those were my best games with my best stats. Okey, the slam dunk contest was a disaster for me (I will never ever smoke pot and drink at the same night.) Anywhys, when I'm tipsy I get overhyped, and can't stop running, while I'm sober I'm lazy on the court. I even tested it, before each game, when i drank like one beer, I got like 20points, without one like 5points! Shit, I need some help, I'm fucking up my health and my career.....no wonder the big teams don't want to add me to the roster!.....

That's not an approach that would work for everyone. I can't say I've ever found alcohol to be a performance enhancing drug and I wouldn't personally recommend using it as such but to each their own.

[shadowgrin]

You could always try crack Andrew.

[Oznogrd]

http://www.alcoholscreening.org/


try that site

[Laxation]

That's not an approach that would work for everyone. I can't say I've ever found alcohol to be a performance enhancing drug and I wouldn't personally recommend using it as such but to each their own.

Its illegal to be under the influence of alcohol in some lawn bowl tournaments. It helps you relax, thus you can concentrate better.

[.jrmagic]

This is a really funny thread.

At least, I think it is.
We got from staying warm, to alcohol, what next?

[shadowgrin]

http://www.alcoholscreening.org/


try that site

My result:

Based on your Responses:It is likely that your current drinking patterns are hazardous or harmful to your health and well being. Your responses to the AUDIT (Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test) are in a range believed to be consistent with problems related to drinking. However, the AUDIT cannot diagnose any condition or tell you for certain if alcohol use is harming your health; rather, it is a screening test to determine the likelihood of problematic drinking, and thus whether you should seek further evaluation.

Many people are not aware of how their alcohol consumption compares to that of the general public. More than 89.5% of the general adult American population and 82% of men consume fewer drinks per week than you reported consuming.

Recommended Action:Because your results indicate that your drinking patterns may be hazardous or harmful, consider seeking further evaluation from your doctor or other qualified health professional, who can help you determine if your alcohol consumption is adversely affecting your health or interfering with your work and relationships. You may also want to learn more about health problems related to drinking and ways to reduce your risk. The links below will assist you in locating a local health professional for further assistance, and in making well informed health decisions about alcohol.

Fuck that shite.

[PiksS]

That's not an approach that would work for everyone. I can't say I've ever found alcohol to be a performance enhancing drug and I wouldn't personally recommend using it as such but to each their own.

Its illegal to be under the influence of alcohol in some lawn bowl tournaments. It helps you relax, thus you can concentrate better.

It's illegal also here, two of my teammates were disqualify last year in the playoffs, because they had that nasty alcohol stink. But myself on the other hand, go to the games with a nasty hang-over or under one beer, which isn't noticable with a nose.
In my last tournament at the end of March.....we went to Finland for a Eatser Tournament, well I still don't remember how I got that far, I was already high in the 1st hour when we got on the bus, took a shot for each green light.....The whole team was like drunk from 16:00-04:00, we went each night to a pub or club, and were back only in the night, then from 8:00-11:00 we looked like shit......then 12:00-16:00 we had games, which we won easily. And we started to drink right after the game in the locker room. But we got the 1st place, everybody were scared of us, and we had a great time......the little kids, when they saw us buying liquid, the 1st said: "They are drinking again" the 2nd kid: "They are always drinking", then 3rd kid said: "Yeah, but they still manage to win". And we didn't drink champagne from the cup, but we poir in some Finlandia!.....we even built our own cup from beer cans in the room!.....was a awsome time, sadly those days are over!

[.jrmagic]

It's illegal also here, two of my teammates were disqualify last year in the playoffs, because they had that nasty alcohol stink. But myself on the other hand, go to the games with a nasty hang-over or under one beer, which isn't noticable with a nose.

Um, does that mean you broke the law?
The tournament law I mean.

Ya must be a rebel.

[Oskar]

Lol PikS, I don't think that's the right attitude for excess.
That alcohol and stuff I mean.
I don't drink, smoke or nothing like that, much smarter decision, huh ? You want a life ? Get one, instead of a pot and stuff, though I ain't trying to be a teacher

[PiksS]

Lol PikS, I don't think that's the right attitude for excess.
That alcohol and stuff I mean.
I don't drink, smoke or nothing like that, much smarter decision, huh ? You want a life ? Get one, instead of a pot and stuff, though I ain't trying to be a teacher

boy, how old are you?....we all once said no to alcohol, but it's unbeatable I say!....

[shadowgrin]

we all once said no to alcohol, but it's unbeatable I say!....

Preach it! Preach it and spread the word.

[Dramacydal]

Dude, PiksS, what the fuck is wrong with you, my man? Why you so mad?

That kind of came out of nowhere, haha. All of a sudden you go all out. Chill, my man, just chill.

By the way, how you doing? Haven't heard from you in a long time.

[PiksS]

Dude, PiksS, what the fuck is wrong with you, my man? Why you so mad?

That kind of came out of nowhere, haha. All of a sudden you go all out. Chill, my man, just chill.

By the way, how you doing? Haven't heard from you in a long time.

Nothing's wrong with me....I aint mad, as JT said, I was having a drink yesterday....and I just wanted to talk!
I'm fine, I'm just fucking exhousted, thanks for asking I have the examination time right now.....so i thought to myself yesterday, way not to practice a little english here not the best place, but still! Also I'm trying to get in a team, which would pay me for playing!....How about you?

[GoHornets]

Congratulations then.

[JT_55]

as JT said

When referring a NLSC forum member as "JT", please also include number and version.

[.jrmagic]

Just so he doesn't mix JT_55, and JT_57 (alpha version) up?

[JT_55]

More or less. I just hope people don't think I'm a copycat.

[.jrmagic]

Wait a minute, who came up with JT anyway?

[shadowgrin]

He's not a copycat.
JT_55 is already a full working version, he's the original.
I'm merely an advance scout drone for JT_55.

My programming is set to gather information for JT_55 to fully understand organic beings known as humans. Once all the required parameters of my commands are met, I will no longer be a test version and be a complete version but by then my stored memory inputs will be dismantled and transferred to the JT_55 to further upgrade his own.
I will be nothing but an empty shell when my tasks are completed and I'm shut-down.

[.jrmagic]

Well, good-bye JT_57 (alpha version),

[Andrew]

Based on Your Responses:
Your results do not suggest that a pattern of excess drinking is harming your health. However, the amount you reported consuming on at least one occasion may increase your risk for injury or other immediate consequences. This risk is associated with having more than 3 drinks per occasion if you are a woman or someone over 65, or 4 drinks per occasion if you are a man age 65 or younger.

Recommended Action:
Consider setting a safer personal limit for how much alcohol you consume on one occasion. For some people and in certain situations, no amount of alcohol is safe. Follow the link below to learn more about wise consumption limits, when it's not safe to drink at all, and the kinds of problems that excess alcohol can cause. This information will help you make informed health decisions about alcohol.

About what I expected.

[shadowgrin]

Expected what a site like that will produce to convey guilt to those who answered the questions?

EDIT: I get it now Andrew.