Funny little msn convo

[Carmo]

So I just noticed that there was someone in my msn contacts that I had never seen before. I am "Woooooooooow" and she is "PsychoBiatch"(I got the iq info from her little personal message thing):

Wooooooooooow - hi psycho
PsychoBiatch - dont call me that
Wooooooooooow - lol
Wooooooooooow - dont have it as your name then
PsychoBiatch - look a kid called me that today and they walked away with aa broken nose
Wooooooooooow - lol, so then you go and put it as your msn name?
Wooooooooooow - thats smart
PsychoBiatch - no it isnt smart
Wooooooooooow - exactly my point!
Wooooooooooow - then you say you have an iq of 132
PsychoBiatch - i do
Wooooooooooow - good on ya
PsychoBiatch - just a shame idiots like you try and put people like me out of concept when you should be the one being teased and tormented about ur mind and how it works
Wooooooooooow - lol, yeah. that makes a whole lot of sense
PsychoBiatch - it would if u had a mind like me
Wooooooooooow - hahaha
Wooooooooooow - out of concept?
PsychoBiatch - yeah
Wooooooooooow - ok, so you think putting your name as something you dont want to be called is a logical thing to do?
PsychoBiatch - no but i like the name
Wooooooooooow - righteo
Wooooooooooow - i do like your hair though, i must say
PsychoBiatch - wateva
Wooooooooooow - lol
Wooooooooooow - you're such a nice girl
PsychoBiatch - no i aint nice i am a nasty piece of gear
Wooooooooooow - and thats something to be really proud of
Wooooooooooow - anything that helps you sleep at night and doesnt let anyone "put you out of concept", lol
PsychoBiatch - ur an asshole
Wooooooooooow - glad to help you get to sleep
PsychoBiatch - i dont sleep
Wooooooooooow - thats physically impossible
Wooooooooooow - you're a liar
PsychoBiatch - i party
PsychoBiatch - then when i party i pass out
Wooooooooooow - im betting you're so smart you party all the time and get drunk and pass out
Wooooooooooow - man i wish i was that smart
PsychoBiatch - just go fuck some dog
Wooooooooooow - not into that either, maybe only smart people do that?
PsychoBiatch - nah i go for really hot skater guys maybe you should try that
Wooooooooooow - guess its all for smart people!
PsychoBiatch - WATEVER
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG has been added to the conversation.
Wooooooooooow - lol
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - oi nob ed
Wooooooooooow - is this another smart person?
Wooooooooooow - wow, speaks a different language!
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - smarter thn u
Wooooooooooow - lol, yeah your spelling suggests that
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - listen nob ed! stop upsettin my girl or u gunna get hurt
Wooooooooooow - lol
Wooooooooooow - im sure you will be able to do that
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - yh i will
Wooooooooooow - ok, then come and hurt me big guy
PsychoBiatch - Oh he will come and hurt u
Wooooooooooow - hahaha, this is hilarious
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - yh i will
Wooooooooooow - hurry up then! im bored
PsychoBiatch - look buddy both of us have been in juvi or worse cause of assholes like you that piss us off
Wooooooooooow - yeah its always someone else's fault isnt it
PsychoBiatch - where u from anyway
Wooooooooooow - again, whatever helps you sleep at night
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - listen prick im in the army ok i can nd WILL kill you¬!
Wooooooooooow DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG, PsychoBiatch so you were in juvi, and now you're in the army?
Wooooooooooow - you're amazing!
PsychoBiatch - ALL YOU NEED IS A CHANGE OF HEART
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - yh i changed! i got out of juvi 6 months ago
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - nw i met her we both changed nd made a life
Wooooooooooow - wow, touching story
PsychoBiatch - OH IT IS SWEETIE
Wooooooooooow - now calling me sweetie! this is a bit awkward with your boy here and all
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - i dnt get jealous
PsychoBiatch - HA HA HA
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - only get jealous wen its more intimate then i kill
Wooooooooooow - what a great time to smile
PsychoBiatch - Oh it is aint it
Wooooooooooow - not really, i was being sarcastic
Wooooooooooow - maybe too smart to notice?
PsychoBiatch - nah
PsychoBiatch - i notice everything. especially smart asses cunts like you
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - u aint smart
PsychoBiatch - assed*
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - brb babes need food
PsychoBiatch - ok cutie
Wooooooooooow - alright hun
PsychoBiatch - look i dont like you and you dont like me but i want to know the truth
Wooooooooooow - huh?
Wooooooooooow - what truth
PsychoBiatch - do you every feel good about yourself especially after fucking something like a blind old lady or dog
Wooooooooooow - why would you ask such a personal question?
PsychoBiatch - because idiots like you dont know the difference
PsychoBiatch - between personal and humorous
Wooooooooooow - lol, i wish i was so smart like you
PsychoBiatch - wateva
PsychoBiatch - people like you make me sick
Wooooooooooow - well thats good, because i was hoping you would be sick
PsychoBiatch - u's bring our society down so fucking far that we cant possibly live with our selfs and thats why everyone in this fuckin world is fighting
Wooooooooooow - thats hilarious, coz i was thinking exactly the same thing about you!
Wooooooooooow - we must be twins!
PsychoBiatch - wow like i needed to know that
Wooooooooooow - had to find out sooner or later
PsychoBiatch - OMG YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
Wooooooooooow - nah i got plenty more if you want it!
PsychoBiatch - bring it on sweetie
Wooooooooooow - i dont get the sweetie? you hate me and you call me sweetie?
PsychoBiatch - sarcastic
PsychoBiatch - see u have 2
Wooooooooooow - have to what?
PsychoBiatch - u have run out of words
Wooooooooooow - lol, alright then
Wooooooooooow - if thats what you want to think
Wooooooooooow - so you get out of juvi and apparently turn your life around and now you talk about killing me?
Wooooooooooow - you guys are confusing people
Wooooooooooow - oops, bet you were afraid i was gone!
PsychoBiatch - funny
Wooooooooooow - yeah thats what im like
PsychoBiatch - ready to say sorry yet
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG has been added to the conversation.
PsychoBiatch - so....
Wooooooooooow - sorry?
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - NOB ED
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - can i call him tht
PsychoBiatch - yes
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - or is it NOB ED WITH A BUS ED!
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - come out nob ed or ave we scared u
PsychoBiatch - we scared him
Wooooooooooow - lol, you scared me?
PsychoBiatch - i bet ya we did
Wooooooooooow - what could possibly scare me?
PsychoBiatch - ur face in a mirror
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG has been added to the conversation.
Wooooooooooow - lol, thats a good one
Wooooooooooow - you're funny and smart!
PsychoBiatch - i know
PsychoBiatch - it runs in the family
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - i no shes smart
PsychoBiatch - look if i didnt have an IQ of 132 do u think i would be one here
PsychoBiatch - no i wouldnt i would be passed out in a gutter or even worse have a job
PsychoBiatch has left the conversation.
Wooooooooooow - wtf? she says something then leaves?
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - listen just forget it
Wooooooooooow - forget what
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - me nd her
Wooooooooooow - gladly
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - bye
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - prick
Wooooooooooow - see ya mate!

Have no idea where this chick came from. I didn't intend to be rude to her actually, I just assumed she didn't mind being called psycho considering it was in her name. I was just gonna ask how she got my email.......

Oh well!

[Nick]

DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - brb babes need food
PsychoBiatch - ok cutie
Wooooooooooow - alright hun

That was my favourite part.

[cyanide]

PsychoBiatch - ready to say sorry yet
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG has been added to the conversation.
PsychoBiatch - so....
Wooooooooooow - sorry?

Love the sarcasm.

Those two are absolutely dumb. So she has an IQ of 132 and thinks that being passed out in a house is better than being passed out in the gutter, and that her IQ helped her avoid a job? Durrr.

[Jugs]

What in the hell is a nob ed?

[eisfeld]

What in the hell is a nob ed?

Lol, just what I thought. Reads itself like those two were some twelve year old wannabe thugs trying to threat an old woman with school philosophy. Any idea why you had her on your list carmo?

[BigKaboom2]

Yeah, I need to know what a nob ed is now, as that guy apparently found it terribly amusing.

[J@3]

@ you trying to pick her up at the start.

Wooooooooooow - i do like your hair though, i must say

Anyways, funny post nob ed.

[Oznogrd]

all i can truly say about this is WTF?...amusing though. Gotta love people with the IQs of retarded chimps

[Carmo]

Haha, yeah I was laughing quite a lot the whole way through. Still don't get how people think threatening over msn is scary to someone?

Quote:
DAVE, SCROOGE!! BAH HUM BUG - brb babes need food
PsychoBiatch - ok cutie
Wooooooooooow - alright hun

That was my favourite part.

He said "babes" so I assumed he meant both of us...

What in the hell is a nob ed?

nob ed = knob head (im guessing)

Any idea why you had her on your list carmo?

I honestly have no idea at all. I looked at her display pic and I didn't recognise her one bit. I just thought I would have a bit of fun...

@ you trying to pick her up at the start.

Quote:
Wooooooooooow - i do like your hair though, i must say


Anyways, funny post nob ed.

thanks Jae, lol. Thing is, I actually thought her hair looked retarded...

[Cable]

It's so funny I almost don't believe it.

[Carmo]

It's so funny I almost don't believe it.

lol, well think of it this way then. I wouldn't have gone out of my way to make all that up. That would've taken a while, lol.

[eisfeld]

You're right carmo. A Nob eb is a knob head or dick head

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nob+ed

[Null17]

and a bus ed is?

[Carmo]

and a bus ed is?

Yeah I know! I really didn't get that bit either.....I just moved on because that guy was as much of a tool as a spanner.

[Oznogrd]

bus ed is i'd assume like a special ed kid?

[Null17]

maybe it's butthead?

[Sparks]

Hahaha, way funny.

PsychoBiatch - look if i didnt have an IQ of 132 do u think i would be one here
PsychoBiatch - no i wouldnt i would be passed out in a gutter or even worse have a job

I really don't get that.
Well, assuming she meant on instead of 'one' i can see what she's trying to say, although it's very stupid.... I mean WTF?!

[Cloudy]

NOB ED WITH A BUS ED

Wikipedia doesn't have that!

[shadowgrin]

*bump*
I don't want to create a new thread just for my post so I bumped this one.

Warning: the following is nonsense.

This convo came from a web based rpg game.
Some dude killed my character so I looked at the profile of the 'killer'.
Those in italics and grey are just an explanation of some of the terms. I also shortened some of my replies because they are long and relate mostly to the intricacies of the game.
Here's the convo after he killed me.

shadowgrin: Your avatar is the most retarded yet I have seen on TNR.

Ichikawa: your gonna see it more after i kill you over and over again. hehehe.
so much for bein a lvl 6 SJ (one of the highest ranks) that can be killed in one hit. now thats retarded.

shadowgrin: At least I'm not a wuss as to level insanely at Genin (a lower rank).
(Or in plain rpg terms, hording stats at lower levels to be much much stronger when leveling up)

Ichikawa: i started level holding at this level. i felt that im not strong enough to be an SJ yet. i wasnt too eager to look like an idiot feeding points (you earn points in the game when you kill other players) to other villages when they come around to raid, just like you and your pathetic build. who was your sensei?

shadowgrin: You just proved my point of being a coward.
I dropped my sensei (sort of your appointed guide in the game while at a lower level) as fast as I could. I wanted to learn this game on my own. Why be concerned with being an idiot? At least I'm not a coward. Guess you haven't heard of Leeroy Jenkins. Add to that I'm not keen on spending real money just to earn reputation points (pts. that can be used to earn add-ons that can strengthen your character)

Ichikawa: its a good thing you dropped your sensei early or he wouldve been to blame for your idiocy. i didnt buy my rep points i earned them from my squad (a sort of clan) for mass killing guys like you. and i play world of warcraft too.

shadowgrin: What's wrong with the way I play? I enjoy playing the game my own way. Last time I checked the purpose of games are to be enjoyable.

Also it still doesn't change the fact that your avatar is retarded.

Check mate. He stopped replying after that, yet he was still online as I checked.

What's interesting is he sent another player to assassinate my character. Payback I guess for calling him a retard.
My character is in the house so it can't be killed. (Rules of the game)
I didn't know it was an assassin at first, I just found out when I checked his profile. I found out he's a buddy with my previous killer, the one I had a convo before.
Here's the convo with the assassin

pyroheat: hello

shadowgrin: 'lo May I help you?

pyroheat: can we spar?

shadowgrin: Sorry I can't fight you. I'm recharging my stamina and chakra (sort of like mana in other rpgs) in the house.

pyroheat: hey..please...I have no stamina...But i need to test ur strenght

shadowgrin: You don't need to test my strength. All you have to do is read my nindo (profile) to find out why.
(I have written in my profile: Weakest. Ninja. Ever)

pyroheat: please can we fight

shadowgrin: Now you're just begging. Don't be needy.

pyroheat: GROW SOME BALLS AND DEFEND UR VILLAGE.
IM THROUGH BEING NICE NOW PLEASE FIGHT ME AND QUIT SLEEPING
(Sleeping is when the character recharges mana in the game)

shadowgrin: You forgot to say please. Now you're angry, I don't want to do it anymore.

pyroheat: u little shit.
Im ganna take my katana and shove it up ur 4th grade ass.
(o my bad u probably like it)
Damn it....Will u quit being a hipacrite and attack me...im a threat to ur village and a threat to ur wife.
....o im sorry u dont have one.
got to her first

shadowgrin: Now you're just pathetic. From needy to angry to pathetic. How pathetic.

pyroheat: YOu frickin hipacrite.
u said that you will defend ur village...now come and defend it.
before i kill all u ever loved
(He keeps calling me hypocrite because I wrote in my profile that I'll defend the village my character is in to the death)

shadowgrin: I only fight those who are worthy of killing me. Not needy idiots like you who beg for a fight.

pyroheat: You son of a bitch
quite talking trash and fight like u got nuts.
Look Ill defend u from that guy who kept chain killing u if u fight me
(chain killing: killing the same character repeatedly)

pyroheat: ichikawa...ill protect u from him and others if u wake up

shadowgrin: I have nothing against chain-killers. I'll even do it myself if I'm strong enough. Come to think of it, I think you chain-killed me sometime ago, that's why your avatar is familiar.

pyroheat: Ill pay u to wake up...

shadowgrin: Riiight. Assassin for hire as your nindo says so.
I don't need ryo (the game's money). I can even pay you to kill Ichikawa, myself, and yourself just for the heck of it.
That's why my stats are weak, I use my stamina and chakra for errands (to earn cash) . Money baby! YEAH!

pyroheat: Please...can i kill you one time....one time

shadowgrin: So you can show to your best customer Ichikawa that you killed me and collect your bounty?

No reply after that. He's also online with his buddy as I checked. Probably plotting against me.

This just proves that idiots are everywhere. Even in the internets, even those that love rpgs. I used to think that rpg gamers are smarter than your casual fps gamer. Guess I was wrong.

Yes, the avatar of the one who killed me is indeed retarded.
It's a photo of him in a ninja suit and the only thing covered on his face is his mouth.
He looks like...think Sit in a ninja suit.

[Jing]

What game was this Sounds like Naruto or something.
By the way, never saw the original thread, it was quite hilarious.

[Mikki]

One thing comes to mind.

[shadowgrin]

^ Exactly.
I'm the guy in the middle if I have to pick one.

What game was this Sounds like Naruto or something.

Yep, the game is based mostly on Naruto.