The Bragging Thread

Stevan its OK if you have a small DINGER...Most people in here have small dingers

I'm sure you would know.

My EA Sports Bio is at level 13. Yay.

I'm a level 27 EA Sports gamer.

I had my car up to 147 on a straight-away...no cops, no traffic, only went that fast for like 5 miles, but it was a fast five miles. Too bad I had to sell it. :'(

I'm working on two books at the moment...

I have three girls in three different college towns that I can have sex with, plus two in my town that I eventually will have sex with...

My penis is average and I'm proud of it!

I'm actually doing well in most of my classes...

I can do three reps of ten @ 45 lbs on curls (45 on each arm)...not too impressive, but good for me.

I had my car up to 147 on a straight-away...no cops, no traffic, only went that fast for like 5 miles, but it was a fast five miles. Too bad I had to sell it. :'(

147km/h or 147mp/h?

I have three girls in three different college towns that I can have sex with, plus two in my town that I eventually will have sex with...

Good for you! You should bragg about that

My penis is average and I'm proud of it!

How long is average and I bet I got longer than you

147km/h or 147mp/h?

MPH...

How long is average and I bet I got longer than you

I was mocking the other idiots in this thread saying their penis is big...that's nothing I care about, nor can it be proven, so why brag about it?

And don't call me 'fatso'...I'm not fat, and that's a violation of forum rules, don't you think?

I'm working on two books at the moment...

You mean you're writing 2 books? If this is the case, I pity the fools that will have to read em . I woudn't since I'm slow and all...but that's another story.

You mean you're writing 2 books? If this is the case, I pity the fools that will have to read em . I woudn't since I'm slow and all...but that's another story

Well, you already know I can write a bunch of stuff that has hidden meanings, so it's a start. I posted the first 10 pages or so ages ago in general talk, just do a keyword search for it...I'm about 50 pages into that one, just started the other. Haven't had time to write at the level I wanted for the first, although I know what I'm writing, so I felt like writing a young adult book that would be banned.

*cough* like you care *cough*

How many pages will you write Shane, before you call it a finish? 200 pages? And what is the other book about?

The first one will probably be about 300 pages, the second maybe 200 or so. I'm writing the second one about teenage suicide and the mental state people are in before they do it, plus exploring social reasons for it. Basically I'm trying to piss off as many people as I can by putting issues that face teenagers out in the open and ignoring the fact that there is virtually no prevention for that sort of thing in high schools and colleges.

The first one will probably be about 300 pages, the second maybe 200 or so. I'm writing the second one about teenage suicide and the mental state people are in before they do it, plus exploring social reasons for it. Basically I'm trying to piss off as many people as I can by putting issues that face teenagers out in the open and ignoring the fact that there is virtually no prevention for that sort of thing in high schools and colleges.

Interesting subjects, way too deep for me and all, but interesting . Some day when I get smart and all (I pray alot that day comes ) I'll do that keyword search thingy you suggested, but wait...if I'm smart then, I doubt I'll want to read your book then , Just messing Shane, what should I enter as keywords? Any tips?

They're both on the first page of general talk, one's like 'the beginning of a novel,' and the other is 'the novel continued (Eugene where are you?)' or something like that. I have done editing since then, so they aren't quite the same.

I caught a pass in Yesterdays Chargers vs. Jaguars game and fumbled it...
My former teammate (Trevor Huffman) signed with the Suns, but prolly won't make the team.

Finnboy whats it going to be?


Mighty Ducks vs Sabres?

sabres

I found out that a patient of mine who was in the PICU for 2 weeks, will start his first day of school tommorrow. He actually came and visited me today. I'm almost done with my first Children's book as well. I have two artist working on how my characters will look and i'll pick the best ones by November. Now, hopefully, I'll get published and be on the Oprah Winfrey show.

**if anyone cared**

I've met the love of my life, I got NBA League Pass ready for the season, I just got back from a wonderful vacation to Montreal and Vermont.

NBA Live comes out this month, it doesn't get any better. Now all I have to do is win the lottery.

I have an average penis but I get pu$$y--I'd rather have a medium penis and get play then sit at home by myself with a big dick anyday!