The Bragging Thread

by **Ruff Ryder** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 2:25 am

This is just the opposite of Tales's thread. As the title says, brag about anything you want.

Talk about the good things in your life!

by **Filip** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 2:34 am

Good thread dude (Y)

I broke my new speed record today! I was up with my car today at 112mp/h (180km/h) ! I have only had my driver license for about 1week so I'm a bit chicken still.
The speed limit on that road was 56mp/h (Half).

Proude :cool:

by **Filip** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 4:45 am

Back with new record that I broke just about 15minuts ago. Top Speed: 195km/h (121mph) ! Beat that ya fools!

by **ThisizaJackMove** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 5:20 am

I am bragging that I am not a dead-beat piece of shit dad that many other 19 year olds would be.

by **Jackal** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 5:43 am

I brag that my willie is bigger than everyone's on this board. (Y)

by . on Sat Oct 04, 2003 6:02 am

Psycho Jackal wrote:I brag that my willie is bigger than everyone's on this board.

U R forgetting someone over here Swa....but U are worth a good 2th place :wink:

by **Jackal** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 6:15 am

Dont you worry little boy, I'm sure when you start playing for the lakers, you can surgically enhance yours, but surely you dont think you compare to mine now do you? C'mon lets be serious. Those white chix like small things, no wonder you're a hit out there. The latina's out here would scoff at you boy, you cant compare with the (big)major leauge player like me. Anyways keep saving those €'s and I'm sure you can have it surgically enhanced like you said you were planning to. :lol:

Sumthing for my dutch friends: Bij mij geboorte kon ik kiezen uit een dikke lul of een goed geheugen,en nou ben ik vergeten wat ik gekozen heb!

As a good man once said:

[End Bullshit.]

by . on Sat Oct 04, 2003 6:19 am

Psycho Jackal wrote:Dont you worry little boy, I'm sure when you start playing for the lakers, you can surgically enhance yours, but surely you dont think you compare to mine now do you? C'mon lets be serious. Those white chix like small things, no wonder you're a hit out there. The latina's out here would scoff at you boy, you cant compare with the (big)major leauge player like me. Anyways keep saving those €'s and I'm sure you can have it surgically enhanced like you said you were planning to.

As a good man once said:

[End Bullshit.]

.......And U said that the guys from Curacao had a mouth?

.....your just like thos Swa´s :lol:

by **Jackal** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 6:26 am

k08e4mvp wrote: .......And U said that the guys from Curacao had a mouth? .....your just like thos Swa´s

Dammit, guys I've been influenced, but I still say I have a big willie

. (Is this spamming? :oops:

)

by . on Sat Oct 04, 2003 6:29 am

Sumthing for my dutch friends: Bij mij geboorte kon ik kiezen uit een dikke lul of een goed geheugen,en nou ben ik vergeten wat ik gekozen heb!

.....translation: When I was born I could choose between a big d!ck or a good memory....and now I forgot what I chose"

loool, if you cant remember what your choice was, then how do U remember you had the ability to choose?

......or maybe you just have small brains and a small :idea:

by **Jackal** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 6:37 am

k08e4mvp wrote:
Sumthing for my dutch friends: Bij mij geboorte kon ik kiezen uit een dikke lul of een goed geheugen,en nou ben ik vergeten wat ik gekozen heb!

.....translation: When I was born I could choose between a big d!ck or a good memory....and now I forgot what I chose"

loool, if you cant remember what your choice was, then how do U remember you had the ability to choose? ......or maybe you just have small brains and a small

Did I say it counts for me? C'mon man, I've proven that I have a big willie, and you know I'm in VWO (dunno it in english) so that doesnt count for me, it was just for the humor

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by **alexboom** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 9:01 am

Slam harder wrote:Back with new record that I broke just about 15minuts ago. Top Speed: 195km/h (121mph) ! Beat that ya fools!

great idea man, i see that you deserve your driver licence.

please kill yourself as you would like to but don't let your immaturity kill anyone else.

It's because of stupid guys like to that road controls are more and more developped and that young driver are usually bad seen on the road :roll:

And I'm not even talking of families ruined because of accidents. A friend of mine died in a moto accident last year. I hope I'll never see again her family and her fiance crying like they did.
My point of view is not biased because of this, but you should imagine what people can feel with such tragedies.

to end with a more positive note, well, I played basketball for 2h, and man, that's enough to make me happy

by **robit** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 9:30 am

Im in love!!!

by **Jackal** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 9:57 am

robit wrote:Im in love!!!

I love you too Robit.

Please dont make me go away from this forum, I love all of you guys :cry:

.

by **Colin** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 3:57 pm

I beat my friend in Madden 75 - 17 and they were using a team rated 97 overall while mine was 85. ('74 Raiders vs. My Falcons)

I got 18.5 out of 20 on a math test today.

I'm sexy.

by **Old School Fool** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 4:09 pm

I owned NFL-E Europe Alumni with my team of "Playmakers" from ESPN Show "Playmakers" it was a game played in a swamp of rain at Soldier Field on Madden 2004 i owned the NFL-E Europe Alumni with seconds left

105-100

OWNED

And i turn 13 years old on sunday :shock:

and my football team the Oakland Raiders lplay the Bears on TV on my birthday :wink:

by **Stevan** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 5:20 pm

I broke my new speed record today! I was up with my car today at 112mp/h (180km/h) ! I have only had my driver license for about 1week so I'm a bit chicken still.
The speed limit on that road was 56mp/h (Half). [/code]

Fuck man, that's not chicken. Though my car couldn't break 200 km/ph I would not even attempt it. Over a certain speed and you lose your license automatically. I did 140 comming home from a club one night which is not that big a deal, 3 lane road, nobody around, but I couldn't stop feeling bad afterwards and thinking "what if I got busted"...and worse what if something bad happened.
I have friends who do this shit constantly. One of them has a 180sx, 2ltr turbo, lucky that the car has a limiter which stops him from doing more than 180 km/ph. All he has to do though is snip a wire, the limiter is removed. Another friend did 250 km/ph in a Mitsu Cordia. Not very safe. Scary shit.

I had to laugh at your reply though Slam Harder, because you just got your license! Typical

Don't lose it though man, remember how hard it was to get it?

As for bragging? I have a bunch of school work comming up shortly, have to pay $550 for some summer classes I gotta do (which could have been spent on my car) so yeah nothing to brag about in terms of right now.

3 Weeks ago though I got season MVP at b-ball, and had some very good times when out clubbing :wink:

Oh and yes, I too have an abnormally large Penis. (which reminds me of the last time I stated the same thing in the old forum, and Yohance edited my post and wrote "small". Bastard!

Ah memories!)

by **Bill Russell** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 5:46 pm

I love the fact that I'm actually pretty sober right now... And the fact that I have pretty good friends which I like more and more every day... And the fact that I am single and ready to rock every fucking second... And the fact that I'm goin' to get a week off from school... And the fact that I got my 3rd research article approved... heh (Y)

by **Filip** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 6:38 pm

Stevan wrote:
I broke my new speed record today! I was up with my car today at 112mp/h (180km/h) ! I have only had my driver license for about 1week so I'm a bit chicken still.
The speed limit on that road was 56mp/h (Half). [/code]

Fuck man, that's not chicken. Though my car couldn't break 200 km/ph I would not even attempt it. Over a certain speed and you lose your license automatically. I did 140 comming home from a club one night which is not that big a deal, 3 lane road, nobody around, but I couldn't stop feeling bad afterwards and thinking "what if I got busted"...and worse what if something bad happened.
I have friends who do this shit constantly. One of them has a 180sx, 2ltr turbo, lucky that the car has a limiter which stops him from doing more than 180 km/ph. All he has to do though is snip a wire, the limiter is removed. Another friend did 250 km/ph in a Mitsu Cordia. Not very safe. Scary shit.

I had to laugh at your reply though Slam Harder, because you just got your license! Typical Don't lose it though man, remember how hard it was to get it?

As for bragging? I have a bunch of school work comming up shortly, have to pay $550 for some summer classes I gotta do (which could have been spent on my car) so yeah nothing to brag about in terms of right now.

3 Weeks ago though I got season MVP at b-ball, and had some very good times when out clubbing
Oh and yes, I too have an abnormally large Penis. (which reminds me of the last time I stated the same thing in the old forum, and Yohance edited my post and wrote "small". Bastard! Ah memories!)

Yeah offcourse I'm not driving like this every day, I just wanted to see what the car got + there were no cars around so there were no chance of crashing with anyone. Normally I drive quite slow. About 60mp/h which is legal, though I step on the gas sometime to feel the acceleration but that's legal.

by **Nick** on Sat Oct 04, 2003 11:59 pm

Stevan wrote:I have friends who do this shit constantly. One of them has a 180sx, 2ltr turbo, lucky that the car has a limiter which stops him from doing more than 180 km/ph.

Wow! I know somebody who does this shit constantly, has a 180sx and has a limiter... Wouldn't it be strange if we know the same person... :shock:

by **Tuomas** on Sun Oct 05, 2003 12:04 am

this winter is predicted to be the most coldest and snowiest in 10 years

yea, ice hockey... hmmm but how can you play if there's 1,5meters snow??? let's see...

by **Old School Fool** on Sun Oct 05, 2003 2:56 am

Finnboy whats it going to be?

Mighty Ducks vs Sabres?

by **Jackal** on Sun Oct 05, 2003 5:04 am

Stevan wrote:Oh and yes, I too have an abnormally small Penis.

by **Old School Fool** on Sun Oct 05, 2003 7:08 am

Stevan its OK if you have a small DINGER...Most people in here have small dingers :lol:

by **Stevan** on Sun Oct 05, 2003 2:45 pm

Wow! I know somebody who does this shit constantly, has a 180sx and has a limiter... Wouldn't it be strange if we know the same person...

LOL Barnsey, everyone with a 180sx does this, so it's a large list of people. The guy I'm talking about doesn't have his car at the moment. He is so skillfull that he managed to put it into a pole comming around a corner, didn't have insurance, and has waited several months for it to be fixed already. Before that, he was doing 180 constantly... now he cruises in his mum's camry

Psycho Jackal, yes you got me... by I compensate by having the quickest/wiggliest tongue in the west!!!

Stevan its OK if you have a small DINGER...Most people in here have small dingers

That's because most people in here haven't even removed the shrink wrapping yet!!! :evil:

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