Your "I'm going to hell for this" moments..

[J@3]

Ever had those moments in your life where you do something then immediately realized you are in for eternal damnation? Here are mine...

Urinated on a church by accident while drunk in England
Made jokes about a certain dead person's corpse being dug up and sat in my front window, then urinated on by my dogs (don't ask)
Referred to Princess Diana as a "cheating whore"... as true as that is despite the vulgarity, I did feel bad about it.
Threw rocks and eggs at someone's house, supposedly a guy who bashes women... only for an old woman to come out and see what the noise was
Got told off by a woman for not putting my delivered newspapers in the bin, then proceeded to fill her mailbox up with them instead.
Baited numerous posters (generally morons/Pinoy spammers) into doing something wrong here purely to get rid of them
Got completely wasted on scotch and weed, then accidentely nearly burnt my friends parents 1/2 million dollar house down
Accidental racist joke at uni that I will not repeat due to possible forum uprising

Now yours...

[Oznogrd]

Probably too many to name for me...

-Singing Nine Inch Nails-Heresy in a Homeless shelter chapel...
-During that same week I heard that beyonce song to the left to the left everything you own in a box to the left, and immideately thought of the homeless shelter Does sthe fact i was volunteering make up for those?
-Laughing hysterically at Special Olympics jokes
-laughing when i see people living up stereotypes (asians who barely speak english, White people who try to be races they're not, blacks who act like every stereotype there is of the race...et al.)
-purposefully scaring people at the beach and at theme parks when i see "race cars" on display (will pot a pic later but i'm a high double amp so i like to make it look like i got ran over)
I probably say "I'm going to hell for this" every other day...so i'll start posting it more often

[Sauru]

there was that one time, at a party, with that 14 yea.... you know, nevermind

[J@3]

Shane Hefty, is that you

[Its_asdf]

I tried to beat up my parents. I still feel bad about it even though I was like 7 at the time. Luckily, they gave me the ass kicking (verbally and physically) of my life and I never tried to do it ever again.

[Indy]

Fucked my friends girl.

There's others but that's the worst thing I've done. At least I was drunk as heeeelll, so I have that excuse. But she was sober.

[Sauru]

ok, i guess the worst thing i ever did was have sex with my girlfriends best friend, in the bed that my girlfriend was currently a sleep in. her best friend lived in denver and we flew her out for the week so they could hang out again. due to lack of room and no one wanting to sleep on the couch she spent the week in bed with us. probably a bad idea by my girlfriend cause one night after she fell asleep me and her friend got it on. thanks to the booze involved she never woke up either

[Indy]

Damn dude... right next to her?

That takes balls. Please tell me you guys at least went in to a different room.

[[Q]]

nothing too crazy.
-i said once that Mitch Kupchack is only capable of drafting scrubs with a bad heart.
-i was drunk and i groped my friend's titties while she was sleeping, but i think she knew somehow. maybe she woke up or something i dunno. it's probably the thing i feel worst about.
-i had anger management issues as a kid and i hated my sister (who's 5 yrs younger) with a passion. i got so mad at her one time i went latrell sprewell on her. i also opened a safety pin and left it on her bed. btw, i was like 11 or 12 at the time.

[Indy]

-i was drunk and i groped my friend's titties while she was sleeping, but i think she knew somehow. maybe she woke up or something i dunno. it's probably the thing i feel worst about.

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh man. I can't stop laughing at this one. That is solid gold right there.

[[Q]]

yeah her and I were never terribly close, but we hung out with the same circle of friends but yeah like I siad I was drunk but not exactly passed out yet. I thought we was asleep and figured she'd never know. I'm 85% sure she woke up or something and knows I did it becuase one of my close friends that she's close with almost mentioned it, but he stopped himself from saying anything to me probably because she told him not to.

[---]

I tried to beat up my parents. I still feel bad about it even though I was like 7 at the time. Luckily, they gave me the ass kicking (verbally and physically) of my life and I never tried to do it ever again.

I tried to fight my mum when I was like 8 years old. She laid the beat down on me and I never tried it again. When it started she stormed off not wanting to listen, then I was screaming at her from the top of the stairs and when she came up I hit her in the face ( ), she grabbed my leg and dragged me down the stairs and it hurt like hell on my back - I swear I have some sort of permanent damage from that.

EDIT: I completely forgot about last weekend. For weeks, some girl kept messaging a friend of mine and she was ugly as hell and lied 24/7 trying to impress him (about her Mazda 323...), and it quickly went from annoying fat girl to a fun game. We were texting her asking what she would do to meet up and she was saying some pretty fucked up shit. I texted her off my friends phone (who has a girlfriend, and this girl knows that) and asked if he bought 4 other guys round to her house would she give them all head and she's like "Hell yeah".

Anyway, I was at Matt's (the friend) and we see this red Mazda 323 parked accross the street looking into his house. We snuck round to the side of the house and opened the curtains slightly and saw it was that girl and Matt's like "Nah, I've had enough. We're going over to her house tonight to give her shit".

So we baited her into meeting up with us at her place (baited might be the wrong word considering she was begging to meet up just a couple days before) and we were sitting in the car waiting for her to get home. When she got out, I swear it was a whale in womens clothes and she had the biggest, and I mean the biggest head I have ever seen. I couldn't help but laugh.

Anyway Matt acted liek he wanted to get with her and then just went nuts on her. He was liken lookin her up and down (she thought he was gonna compliment her, you should of seen her face afterwards) and he's like... "Jesus, you're big. Are you pregnant?". He just kept going on and on and she was near tears and then she's like, well are you coming in?

Matt's like "Nah we're leaving" and I just had to finish her. She came and leaned on the window thing where I was sitting to talk to Matt, and after she goes "bye" I just started cracking up and was like "Fuck you have a huge head."

She bursts into tears and while I felt bad, it was so damn funny.

Teaches her for being a stalker anyway.

[Axel]

-> Got drunk at a Graduation Party. First time I had ever drank.
-> Had sex with a guy I had just met on his friend's futon in his dorm.
-> Smoked a cigar for the first time
-> Every other time I've gotten drunk
-> Being me and not believing in God

Luckily for me I've managed to always get over the notion that I'm going to hell. I now look forward to it.

[J@3]

-> Had sex with a guy I had just met on his friend's futon in his dorm.

Wtf I have definitely missed something here.

I thought my list was bad but Sauru, Qballer (could get arrested for that lol) and Shannon (:shock:) definitely beat it pretty badly.

[Axel]

-> Had sex with a guy I had just met on his friend's futon in his dorm.

Wtf I have definitely missed something here.

I thought my list was bad but Sauru, Qballer (could get arrested for that lol) and Shannon (:shock:) definitely beat it pretty badly.

lol, you haven't missed much. It was really recent.

basically it all happened while watching Borat. I guess that show really tends to bring it out in people lol. Me and this guy... in his friend Justin's room, with his 2 other roomates who were playing WoW.

i still feel pretty bad about it. probably should have offered to clean up.

o well. at least it was good.

[Matthew]

lmao!!

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I don't wanna make a one emoticon post, but...

[J@3]

This thread has certainly taken an interesting turn

[BigKaboom2]

probably should have offered to clean up.

Yeah, I definitely didn't see that coming.

[Jing]

Wow... That is the only emotion that justifies that. Thought it was a typo for a minute and had to re-read it.

[Silas]

Axel never makes typos

[[Q]]

probably should have offered to clean up.

Yeah, I definitely didn't see that coming.

what a pun.

[BigKaboom2]

Thank you, I was waiting to see if anyone would catch it. I didn't realize what I had done until after I submitted the post.

[Ty-Land]

I didn't realize what I had done until after I submitted the post.

Is that another pun???

I'm already calling for this to be submitted to Hardwood Classics.

[Lean]

Axel's post is one of the classics.

I'm down for it.