The Laugh It Up Thread

[Matt]

Ali G with NBA players

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPQVew0L ... ed&search=

[[Q]]

Ali G with NBA players

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPQVew0L ... ed&search=

i dunno if you're aware that they played these as commercials last year during the playoffs.
anyways, i love it how he called Wade a groupie... or a "hangers-on"

[Mikki]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLV3a4CgYLE

I love that! Look at Howard's face

Oh. Twice.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHSkckCPZ4s

check out the C-walk...

"he's twitchin'!"

Hahahaha!!

"You twitchin on me?"

Good stuff people.

[[Q]]

sweet. Mikki joining the comeback party.

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[Patr1ck]

Some IRC conversations

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

<The831st> soy milk makes you gay
<The831st> everytime i drink soy milk i cant help but think "man, i'd much rather have a dick in my mouth than this."

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG B!TCH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%


<NaStyChoC> hey babe asl?
<sweetangelic> hi, 14/f/aus ^^
<NaStyChoC> ive a real big cock..
<sweetangelic> o how big??
<NaStyChoC> 9in
<sweetangelic> dats prty big, mines only 8
<NaStyChoC> ok
<NaStyChoC> wait wtf

<rockorc1> wonder what loot it dropped
<DrtySOUTH> rockorc1: you're such a MMORPG nerd.
<DrtySOUTH> It dropped a Dale Earnhardt Amulet of Hickdom
<DrtySOUTH> +25 to Hillbilly and Trailer Park skills.
<DrtySOUTH> 75% resistance to Highschool Education element.

<James> i didn't know this sort of thing really happened, but the other day i came home from school early and walked in on my mom having sex with a ups guy.
<morningbell>What did you do?
<James> i hate my dad so i ordered a bunch of sh!t from the internet that will be delivered by ups.

For the Harry Potter lovers:
<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fecking impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

[Gundy]

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Wow, Dirk is one goofy dude. No wonder he such a choker.

[JaoSming]

you forgot a great one

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

[Dramacydal]

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

^Genius right there.

[Jackal]

Wait, now you're a Nuggets fan? This can't be. I thought you were a true Philly fan?

[shadowgrin]

Guess he's an A.I. fan or a bandwagoner.

[cyanide]

Wait, now you're a Nuggets fan? This can't be. I thought you were a true Philly fan?

It shocks me just as much

[Dramacydal]

Oh shit, I never thought this sig would cause such reactions.

I'm not a Nuggets fan, just an Iverson fan. And of course Sixers > Iverson. Best combination would have been AI being a Sixer, that's why I made that last sig (good ol' days, with Snow and Iverson) but I thought it didn't turn out well in terms of style. Anyways, I really liked this new sig but needed an avatar to go with it and I couldn't come up with anything else to put in but the DN logo. Now that I've thought about it and seen your reactions I guess it might give people the wrong picture...lol.

EDIT: Okay, I changed it. Sometimes I'm just too slow, lol. It took me quite some time to come up with the simple idea of putting AI's jersey number in the avy instead of the DN logo.

[Drex]

That's a lot better. It felt really cold in the Sixers corner, you know, there's like 3 of us

[Jackal]

Drama, don't you dare scare me like that again.

I was this close to cutting myself.

[cyanide]

I was this close to cutting myself.

Me too Thanks for clarifying, dramacydal.

[ixcuincle]

I don't know what was funnier , the Family guy Star Wars or the Robot Chicken star wars

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDe ... 7FC9D9D87A

if it's a repeat i apologize

[[Q]]

That's a lot better. It felt really cold in the Sixers corner, you know, there's like 3 of us

hey i repped the igoudala dunnk avatar for like a whole year

[Dramacydal]

LOL, you guys are crazy. I can't believe you really thought I turned my back on Philly and became a Nuggets fan. Even if you only thought so for a second I still find it quite offensive.

And to Jackal and cyanide, I bet I was even closer to cutting myself. Don't you ever hurt my feelings like that again.

[Axel]

I was also worried.

The sig is nice though. Better than your other.

Mine is pretty ugly, but I dont actually feel like changing it. Probably should to complement the new forums.

[Drex]

Hey Axel, don't you think we should change our avatars? It's been a couple months since Christmas

[Joe']

Hey Axel, don't you think we should change our avatars? It's been a couple months since Christmas

A couple? It's been seven months!

[Fitzy]

Get a head start for christmas in july

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Another one of those hilarious posts on the RealGM board. This one had me laughing so hard, the "......" parts cracked me up. Anyone who remembers that particular offseason should understand whats it's all about.

A lookback at scenes from 2003 FA period.



"Hey A.C"



"Hey, Bill Duffy, my agent! We haven't talked in a while. You remembered to take my player option with the Heat right? Due yesterday?"



"............."



"............."



"............."


"............."


Later that day.................



"How much do you love me Riley?"

[Axel]

Hey Axel, don't you think we should change our avatars? It's been a couple months since Christmas

nah, I figure it's like leaving the Christmas lights on the roof all year long. If I leave it like this for the rest of the year, there is no reinstallation when xmas comes rolling around again