Paris Hilton's Going To Jail

[Laxation]

mmmmmmm

[bigh0rt]

mmmmmmm

48 seconds and her face is in it for less than 5. There's no denying what a phenomenal can she has, but I could fry an egg on her face.

[---]

I think Vida is fine, I like her face. As for Beyonce looking like she "took a snow shovel to the face", your opinion but I can't see how you think that. She's beautiful

[Patr1ck]

Anyways, all famous people get touch ups. They all look like normal people without makeup. Most of them looked good at one point, but age catches up with everybody. I think there are only a few who look good without makeup.

In Vida's case, her body sais to me: "Your not going to marry me, so why look at my face when your drilling me when I've got all this?"

[Scotty]

I love the fact that they finally showed celebrities that their not untouchable
Paris Hilton thought she was but now
She'll get given hell in jail i bet

EDIT: They'll probably make a new show of her out of this

[shadowgrin]

Her family will just bribe the jail guards to protect her and the fellow prisoners to keep their hands off her.

[Matt]

http://www.glennferon.com/portfolio1/portfolio02.html

also check out the rest of the photos....some just look like dogs. That's why i don't call anyone hot, unless i can see them with my very own eyes.

They always add extra ass/breasts and take out imperfections.

[Tuomas]

Back on-topic. I hope she gets butt raped. Props to the justice system for putting a rich bitch in her place.

Amen to that. I never liked Paris Hilton, yuck... just the type of woman you would slap in the face, brgh.

[shadowgrin]

I would hit her. As long as I have a supply of antibiotics.

[Andreas Dahl]

Vida, as with most models are vastly over hyped, over beasted, over photo retouched..

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/2294/0004vida16sz.jpg
http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/6726/0005vida25bz.jpg
http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/6717/0006vida37fw.jpg
(Also see the picture in Matt's link)

Though she is pretty, it's ridiculous to say that she's one of the most beautiful women in the world (even after hours of photo retouching, thought that should of course not "count"). Especially since you can see more beautiful women practically every other day..

[Jeffx]

What'd i say? Ugly..

Yuck! You couldn't pay me to f--k that scarecrow. No curves at all.

[el badman]

Though she is pretty, it's ridiculous to say that she's one of the most beautiful women in the world (even after hours of photo retouching, thought that should of course not "count"). Especially since you can see more beautiful women practically every other day..

Yup, all these chicks are more than common looking without a gallon of makeup and a photoshop expert...
As far as Paris, she's one of the ugliest and stupidest creatures ever seen on this planet, she has a bad case of lazy eye, she's a STD factory and I certainly hope she'll get molested by a fat cellmate.

[Lean]

Get the warden to f**k her.

[Silas]

this thread has inspired me to do some serious touchup work on photoshop... i must say it's a lot of fun.

[Joe']

Especially since you can see more beautiful women practically every other day..

Not everyone lives in Sweden, Andreas

However, I agree with you and h0rt: Vida Guerra looks horrible even with gallons of make-up on. As for her butt, well, I may be the first male individual to say this, but I don't like it either: I like tall, slim women with long legs and a moderate, round butt, not some 4-feet-tall-giant-ass chick. Yuck!

As for Paris Hilton, she got what she deserved. Being rich doesn't mean that you're untouchable.

[SVSM/CC-23]

Paris Hilton to Jail? I think it`s the same category as:

[JaoSming]

reminds me of a pic on Mazz's myspace


that face never moves.

[Ryan]

This is truly pathetic.

Paris Hilton, who has been sentenced to serve 45 days in jail beginning on June 5th, 2007, was fortunate enough to have dedicated fans attempt to exonerate her by sending an open letter and petition to Governor Schwarzenegger. According to Paris Hilton’s Myspace, the fan wrote,

To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
State Capitol Building
Sacramento, CA 95814

Dear Governor Schwarzenegger:

Let me first begin by saying that I grew up as a child enjoying all of your wonderful films. You really are the truly great action hero for our time. You are doing a great job in the great state of California.

I would like to bring a matter to your attention that you may or may not already be aware of due to the excessive media coverage this matter has received recently:

Paris Whitney Hilton is 26 year old American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic “House of Wax”. In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer.

As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with DUI and sentenced to 45 days in Century Regional Detention Facility in California beginning on or before June 5, 2007.

We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. I do not support drunk driving or condone a person being spared from DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn’t go to jail, either. As depicted on Friday night’s episode “Nancy Grace” on Headline News (May 4, 2007), countless celebrities have been “slapped on the wrist” for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. Rappers Busta Rhymes and Eve still walk free after both being arrested for the same charges as Ms. Hilton just this past week.

Singer/actress Brandy Norwood’s California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulted in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and a woman is now dead possibly due to her reckless driving.

Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time.

This letter, with all due respect to you, sir, is to ask you to please consider granting a pardon to Paris Hilton for her mistake, or at the very least to advocate for a pardon to be given to Ms. Hilton. Please allow her to her return to her career and life. Everyone makes mistakes. She didn’t hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson. She is sincere, apologetic, and full of regret for her actions as she explained tearfully to the Judge handling her case in court yesterday. She is distraught and understandably afraid to enter the prison system.

Please save Paris from ending up at the Century Regional Detention Facility in California.

I urge you to think about the welfare of this young woman who will be placed into a facility with murderers, rapists, people who have committed assault, battery, larceny, etc. Paris has made a mortal error and deserves a second chance like so many others in our great nation have been served with after a mistake they have made. In my humble opinion, if the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we as compassionate human beings can undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well.

I hope and expect that you will understand and please consider granting this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton.

If you merely skimmed the letter, take a chance to go back and reread it. They really did compare Paris Hilton to Richard Nixon. Pathetic.

[Gundy]

/\ What a fucking twat.

That is seriously disgusting that a human being is capable of such stupidity.

[[Q]]

if the Governator gives her a pardon, he loses all credibility in my book.

[Its_asdf]

I don't understand the fascination with this girl. Leave her twig like figure with mosquito-bite titties alone because she doesn't deserve this kind of publicity.

[el badman]

Wow, that is a pathetic letter.
Some people really have too much time on their hands...
She should rot in the slammer much longer just for being a disease-spreading cokewhore.

[Patr1ck]

I bet she wrote it.

[Andreas Dahl]

Free Paris Hilton petition - 11,826 signatures
Jail Paris Hilton petition - 15,753 signatures

[Andrew]

That letter would have made a better point if it didn't neglect the fact the jail sentence is a result of violating probation rather than a direct result of the drunk driving charge. The bit about providing beauty and excitement in our lives which are supposedly universally mundane isn't too compelling either.