The Official South Park Thread

[bigh0rt]

"OH YEAH SCISSOR!"

Scissor me timbers.

[deihatein]

The greatest part of the shows in south park is when always kenny gets killed.

Stan:o my gosh they killed kenny.
You bastard

But i think in the christmas episode he was not killed and they said there is something wrong and when THE END shows up in the screen. Kenny was happy that he was not killed and also he was also collected by rats?

[sucram]

Matt and Trey are pretty much untouchable now. Anyone else noticed how much attention their getting again this season? Whilst it's still from a negative stand point, big players such as time are praising it as the greatest satirical commentary of our generation. This 11th season has been great thus far. Loved the mexicans in the Les Bos ep. The Headlice one was also great but best so far has to be the most recent. Loved it, especially the bassy music when they got in that man's car. The most i've ever laughed in an episode was probably the ep when the boys discovered Be Be's breasts. Was really hurting that night, especially when Stan picks up the bone haha. Their signed on till the completion of season 12 i believe. Surely in today's world they will never run short of idea's. I was aware the season is on hiatus but for that long? Got any links backing that up man? Hope thats not the case.

[Andrew]

The greatest part of the shows in south park is when always kenny gets killed.

Stan:o my gosh they killed kenny.
You bastard

But i think in the christmas episode he was not killed and they said there is something wrong and when THE END shows up in the screen. Kenny was happy that he was not killed and also he was also collected by rats?

Correct, that was one of the first episodes in which he didn't get killed. As big as the catchphrase was the gag did run its course so I think it was for the best they abandoned it, save for the occasional throwback here and there (like the "Jeffersons" episode).

[TomCat]

Another favourite part of mine from South Park is Fighting Around the World with Russell Crowe. Shit was the bomb.

haha i was pissin my self watchin that episode! "come on tugga!"...."now this here is a chinese person, they are know to grow to 5 feet tall!". i love it!

also love the one with the GooBacks! "They took my joooob!" haha

[Mazzocchi]

Another favourite part of mine from South Park is Fighting Around the World with Russell Crowe. Shit was the bomb.

haha i was pissin my self watchin that episode! "come on tugga!"...."now this here is a chinese person, they are know to grow to 5 feet tall!". i love it!

also love the one with the GooBacks! "They took my joooob!" haha

Jesus, my friend is obsessed with the Russell Crowe episode.
Hilarious shit though

Also, new episode=October 3rd

[shadowgrin]

Greatest show ever. My favourite episode has got to be when they bash World of Warcraft.

They didn't really bash WoW considering Blizzard helped them create the episode. The "bashing" was all in good fun.

I like Jimmy, next to Butters anyway.
Jimmy knows how to setup a good joke, but his punchlines fall flat.

The episode that stands out the most is the raisins? episode where Stan goes goth and Butters falls in love.

The Scientology/TomCruise/R. Kelly episode is also memorable.

"So I pull out my gun!"

[Scotty]

lol i love this show, im downloading a torrent atm, with every single South Park eppisode, 21GB
It'll be worth it

me and my friends are gonna have a South Park marathon

[bigh0rt]

The Scientology/TomCruise/R. Kelly episode is also memorable.

"So I pull out my gun!"

Trapped in the Closet was great.

[el badman]

"Casa Bonita" is my favorite. I think about Cartman each time I go to a Mexican restaurant now...
The one with the Mormon neighbors was fun too.

[Gundy]

Cartman: So, um, should we go to Black Bart's Cave first or watch the puppet show? I think we should go through Black Bart's Cave right away 'cause, we're gonna wanna do it seven or eight times. And then we'll watch the cliff divers before the puppet show.
Stan: Dude, it's Kyle's birthday. We should do whatever he wants to do.
Cartman: What? Fuck Kyle. Ha ha, j-just kidding, birthday joke. Of course we'll do whatever Kyle wants, uh. Happy Birthday, Kyle.

[mvpshaq32]

Butters: What's this all about, Eric?
Cartman: [leads him to a telescope, then turns] Butters, can you keep a secret?
Butters: Well, sure I can!
Cartman: For the past five days I've been looking out into space for a school project. This morning, at 3:45 a.m. I... caught first sight of something terrible.
Butters: Nnn-how terrible?
Cartman: A meteor. A meteor the size of Wyoming, heading right for earth.
Butters: What?? [begins rubbing his hands together nervously]
Cartman: Now look, ah I could be wrong. I ...pray that I'm wrong, but, I just want you to take a look and... see what you think. [backs up and looks through the eyepiece] Do you see anything?
Butters: I just see stars. [Cartman hops onto a chair and fishes in his left jacket pocket. He pull out a wad of junk haning from a string]
Cartman: Keep looking. Sometimes it takes your eyes a minute to adjust.
Butters: Nope, uh I don't see any... [Cartman holds up the wad against the objective lens] Oh wait. Oh my God! I see it. I see it! It's a meteor! Oh my God!
Cartman: Oh my God! Does it look like it's getting closer? [Butters looks through again and Cartman holds up the wad, moving it closer to the objective lens.]
Butters: It is! It is getting clsoer! Oh my God!
Cartman: Oh my God! That meteor is the size of Wyoming and it's on a collision course for Earth.
Butters: When do you think uh it'll get here?
Cartman: I, I don't know, I, have to do some calculations. [heads for his desk and pulls out a calculator] 10 to the power of 1 base 9 divided by pi plus 5 minus 3. Oh Jesus.
Butters: What??
Cartman: According to my calculations, that meteor is going to hit Earth in less than four hours.

Hello? [her name tag reads "Irene."]
Butters: [quickly arms himself with the broom] HAAAAGH! Who are you? Are you infected?
Worker: With what?
Butters: You're not a cannibal, are you?
Worker: No
Butters: Oh. [drops the broom and smiles] Oh good. You're a survivor, like me. Look, Mr. Dog, another survivor. And it's a lady, too. That means we can repopulate the earth. Yippee!
Worker: Kid, what are you doin' here?
Butters: I'm rebuilding society. Here, take a look. [moves off to his left, she follows. They pass a row of makeshift buildings that he built overnight] This is the library, and over here is the bank. That over there I'm thinking into a P.F. Chang's or a Bennigan's. And this [a statue that reads Cartman under it] is a memorial to Eric Cartman, the person who gave his life so that I could rebuild society. Well ma'am, I guess we should start repopulatin' the earth, huh? [promptly unzips and drops his pants, then steps forward.] I'm ready whenever you are.
Worker: Kid, I don't know what you think is going on, but this place is a dump.
Butters: Hey, that's not very nice! This is my first society! I'm doin' my best!
Worker: No, I mean you're at the garbage dump. The town is right over there, everybody is fine, and I think they've been looking for you for over a week.
Butters: [looks at her for a long time, then looks towards the town] Oh... [realizes he's been tricked, he looks down and pulls up his pants.] Ma'am, can I use your phone?

Lol, I love Butters.

[Oznogrd]

The episode that stands out the most is the raisins? episode where Stan goes goth and Butters falls in love.

"I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid"

Best line EVER
Between that, the Say Anything reference, and jimmy trying to say "continuing source of inspiration" (remember, jimmy stutters).....*runs off to pop in the DVD*

[shadowgrin]

"cunt...cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration"

[BIG GREEN]

"wets go wets go kick assu....something something PROTECT MY BALLS...let's fwighting wooove....let's fwighting wooove"

[TomCat]

"wets go wets go kick assu....something something PROTECT MY BALLS...let's fwighting wooove....let's fwighting wooove"

haha that is one of my fave episodes of all time!

i piss my self everytime i see cartman walking naked across the auction stage! one of the funniets moments in south park history!

[Andrew]

It's one of my favourites too. Here's a translation of Let's Fighting Love for those who are unaware, which I for one can't help but admire since it would've been easy to sing pseudo-Japanese with the English thrown in. Considering Trey and Matt call that season one of the most difficult because they were working on Team America, the quality certainly didn't suffer.

[Oznogrd]

"wets go wets go kick assu....something something PROTECT MY BALLS...let's fwighting wooove....let's fwighting wooove"

Oh come on if you're gonna quote it, quote it right
Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono (Wonderful "chin chin" thing)
Kintama no kame aru (There are hairs at balls)
Sore no oto saru bo bo (That's sound "saru bo bo")
Iye! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu (Iye! Ninja is here!)
Hey hey let's go kenka suru (Hey hey let's go fighting!)
Taisetsu no mono protect my balls! (The Important thing: protect my balls!)
Boku ga warui so let's fighting... (I am bad, so let's fighting...)
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
Kono uta chotto baka (This song is a little stupid)
Wake ga wakaranai (This isn't make sense)
Eigo ga mecha-kucha (Engrish is f*cked up)
Daijobu - we do it all the time! (It's OK! We do it all the time!)

From southparkstudios.com

[mvpshaq32]

Butters always cracks me up.

[BIG GREEN]

"wets go wets go kick assu....something something PROTECT MY BALLS...let's fwighting wooove....let's fwighting wooove"

Oh come on if you're gonna quote it, quote it right
Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono (Wonderful "chin chin" thing)
Kintama no kame aru (There are hairs at balls)
Sore no oto saru bo bo (That's sound "saru bo bo")
Iye! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu (Iye! Ninja is here!)
Hey hey let's go kenka suru (Hey hey let's go fighting!)
Taisetsu no mono protect my balls! (The Important thing: protect my balls!)
Boku ga warui so let's fighting... (I am bad, so let's fighting...)
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
Kono uta chotto baka (This song is a little stupid)
Wake ga wakaranai (This isn't make sense)
Eigo ga mecha-kucha (Engrish is f*cked up)
Daijobu - we do it all the time! (It's OK! We do it all the time!)

From southparkstudios.com

Yea well, It would have been funnier if it said "wets go wets go kick ass-u"

[bigh0rt]

Butters always cracks me up.

Fun With Weapons was a great episode.

[Buckley]

One of the weirdest episodes I think is when they were changing the South Park flag from a black guy being hanged by four white guys to a black guy being hanged by people of all different kinds of races.

Definitely the trapped in the closet one ranks up there as well.

Also the tortured baby cow episode.

You see these sores are all tiny Vaginas. If he had stopped eating meat completely, he would've turned into one giant pussy

[Oznogrd]

All three some of my favorites...the veal one is hilarious....

"Look guys i'm calf curling"
"I'll help, if kyle will kiss my black ass"

[ixcuincle]

They had Free Willzyx on last night...probably the best episode I've seen lately.

"Save the whales , mother [bleep]"

[Oznogrd]

They had Free Willzyx on last night...probably the best episode I've seen lately.

"Save the whales , mother [bleep]"

See aside from the pic you posted and when they steal the whale and token is wearing white makeup instead of black i didnt find it all that funny