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Postby Gundy on Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:18 am

I wrote:So all those videos are you?


Could you answer my question? I'm talking about all the videos on fuckingballer's site.
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Postby HtownBallaADL on Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:08 pm

Jae wrote:Your potnas? Do you mean "partners", what the hell?


no i mean potnas, because partners are what gay people are referred too as.

I wrote:
So all those videos are you?


Could you answer my question? I'm talking about all the videos on fuckingballer's site.


I didnt see all of the videos, you all said that he had my videos on there, so thats what i asked him
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Postby J@3 on Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:41 pm

no i mean potnas, because partners are what gay people are referred too as.


Wtf? What planet are you from? Are there others like you there? Please tell them not to come to the NLSC, we don't need any more retards. You're enough as it is.
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Postby CouchPotato94 on Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:11 pm

One month arguement. And HtownBalla:

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Postby HtownBallaADL on Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:13 am

Jae wrote:
no i mean potnas, because partners are what gay people are referred too as.


Wtf? What planet are you from? Are there others like you there? Please tell them not to come to the NLSC, we don't need any more retards. You're enough as it is.


well thats how we pronounce it, so thats how i spell it... why do yall take internet spelling so seriously???
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Postby dada on Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:19 am

This argument has been going on too long man. Funny thing to me is I was thinking that last week. Keep your word and please dont post in here anymore....please.
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Postby Mayerhendrix on Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:08 am

HtownBallaADL wrote:
Jae wrote:
no i mean potnas, because partners are what gay people are referred too as.


Wtf? What planet are you from? Are there others like you there? Please tell them not to come to the NLSC, we don't need any more retards. You're enough as it is.


well thats how we pronounce it, so thats how i spell it... why do yall take internet spelling so seriously???


bcuz pplz dun undarstnd wut da fuk yur sayin wen u typ lyk dis.
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Postby Gundy on Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:13 pm

Is this you?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mVVwaJSPslE

Its called "michael ballin" and you can hear the people say "Mike" a bunch of times.
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Postby KIG1 on Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:57 pm

If thats him, there is no way he is 16. Those kids were like 12. :lol:
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Postby J@3 on Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:01 pm

:shock: 12 at most, one of the kids still looks like a foetus.

You must be very attractive "Mike", you've got some guy jacking off over your video

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Postby dada on Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:32 pm

Jae wrote:
Phillycheesesteak94 (1 month ago)
strokin it


Philly cheasesteak and a hint of masturbation in the same sentence is a bit too disturbing. :lol:
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Postby Maango on Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:11 am

DJ [Dean] wrote:Name: Dean
Most shameful moment: happens all the time. i miss clear lay ups because my back board at home is not bouncey, then when i play at the stadiums its bouncey and i push it too hard.

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Postby diddy on Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:36 pm

Name: Daniel
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 85kgs
Age: 20
Location: Tver, Russia

Preferred Position: SF,SG
Playing Position: when it's 5*5 - SF,PF, when street - PG,SG
Experience: 8 Years
Favourite NBA Player: D-Wade, KG, Melo
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): mostly like melo, i guess, cause i can practicly always get to the rim with different ways, and i've power

Strengths: i've got nice moves, defense, boards, mid-shootin over defender, inside scoring, passing
Weaknesses: not good 3-pt, bout 30%, not good jump, can't dunk, and never will :) , my back hurts sometimes.

Favourite move you can do:
Favourite move you've done once: drive ofer 4 defenders and thow the lay up clearly

Favourite place to shoot: paint, 3-pt(despite a lot misses:))

Biggest shot you've made: 3-pt with the hend on my face after taking 3 bad attempts, and 3 boards. it was 4 days ago

Best game you've played: 14 points bout 6 or 7 boards, and bout 10 assists! love to make assists!

Most satisfying moment: when i beat 3 players from city's team 1 by 1

Most shameful moment: throw ball out of bounds, because of my hurting back

Most regretted moment: dunno

Most painful moment: my back was hurt, and i gone to the bench in the start of the important game

Basketball Goals for the future: play in the NBA :) joking
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Postby HighlySkilled on Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:19 am

Name: Ricky Jacobsen
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 170
Age: 17

Preferred Position: PG
Playing Position: SG
Experience:9 years (since i was 8)
Favourite NBA Player: Kirk Hinrich
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why):Kirk Hinrich because i am little and im good from outside

Strengths: Awarness, 3-point, layups, speed
Weaknesses: Height, stamina

Favourite move you can do: layup under the arms

Favourite move you've done once: Off the backboard shot

Favourite place to shoot:Outside

Biggest shot you've made: Benchwarmer, not really a good shooter usually not in at the end.

Best game you've played: When I scored 2 points in my first game had 8 assists 3 rebounds.

Most satisfying moment: When I blocked a 6-2 guy's shot

Most shameful moment: When we came in last place.

Most regretted moment: Not playing because of injury because i was stupid and fell off a tree.

Most painful moment: Getting killed by a 6-4 230 guy.

Basketball Goals for the future: Make at least 10 points in a game.
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Postby Anthony15 on Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:18 pm

Diddy wrote:Name: Daniel
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 85kgs
Age: 20
Location: Tver, Russia

Preferred Position: SF,SG
Playing Position: when it's 5*5 - SF,PF, when street - PG,SG
Experience: 8 Years
Favourite NBA Player: D-Wade, KG, Melo
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): mostly like melo, i guess, cause i can practicly always get to the rim with different ways, and i've power

Strengths: i've got nice moves, defense, boards, mid-shootin over defender, inside scoring, passing
Weaknesses: not good 3-pt, bout 30%, not good jump, can't dunk, and never will :) , my back hurts sometimes.

Favourite move you can do:
Favourite move you've done once: drive ofer 4 defenders and thow the lay up clearly

Favourite place to shoot: paint, 3-pt(despite a lot misses:))

Biggest shot you've made: 3-pt with the hend on my face after taking 3 bad attempts, and 3 boards. it was 4 days ago

Best game you've played: 14 points bout 6 or 7 boards, and bout 10 assists! love to make assists!

Most satisfying moment: when i beat 3 players from city's team 1 by 1

Most shameful moment: throw ball out of bounds, because of my hurting back

Most regretted moment: dunno

Most painful moment: my back was hurt, and i gone to the bench in the start of the important game

Basketball Goals for the future: play in the NBA :) joking


A ti gde v Tveri nashel ligu, ili prosto tak vo dvore?
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Postby Oznogrd on Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:03 am

Name: Illini
Height: dunno in my chair, not very tall
Weight: with my chair about 80 lbs
Age: 20
Location: Champaign IL

Preferred Position: SG
Playing Position: SG
Experience: 6 years competitive, 8+ recreational
Favourite NBA Player: Right now is Dirk
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): Steve nash, i'm more about the passing than anything else and i always seemed to put the ball in the right guys hands at the right time

Strengths: Being a chaser in a triangle and 2 defensive set, Do my role and do not try to win the game by myself, passing, Annoying the big men by keeping up with them
Weaknesses: Height, shooting could be better (sometimes i'm on fire, sometimes i airball everything), Handling with pressure isnt easy

Favourite move you can do: Popping a midrange jumpshot that no one expects and then being guarded the rest of the game because of it

Favourite move you've done once: Ball was going out of bounds, i saved it, had 3 giant guys (their 2 forwards and center) surround me, i couldnt turn around or move, all i can hear is peoples voices...i just say "fuck it" heaving a hook pass backwards over my head towards center court where i thought i heard our PG's voice....it bounced once and into his lap

Favourite place to shoot: just ouside the key from elbows

Biggest shot you've made: Made 3 consecutive fastbreak layups to start a game and get enough momentum to discourage the other team

Best game you've played: The previous mentioned game with the move i've ever done once...we were down 15...we werent ranked playing the number 5 team in the country. Coach put me in about 10 minutes in and left me the rest of the game. We came back to win by 9

Most satisfying moment: When we won 8.5 foot championships in 8th grade

Most shameful moment: many passes off the bottom of my chair going out of bounds at crucial times....

Most regretted moment: It was our last game of our senior year: we had 8 players, 5 of us were graduating. I hadnt scored yet at nationals so the gameplan was to give the ball to me. All the seniors were in and we'd been playing together for 4 years. about 10 seconds left, they throw me the ball at half court...i take it across roll up to the arc and shoot a beautiful high 3 point shot as i get fouled (which the ref didnt call because we were already up like 15)...i fall over and watch the ball rattle around the rim 3 times...and fall off to the right side as the buzzer sounded

Most painful moment: It was a close game with my adult league team and i was our worst FT shooter so naturally i was the one being fouled. A friend I played junior ball with wrapped me up. Then some huge motherfucking armenian guy clotheslined me. I fell back: the hardest fall i've ever had, nail my arm on the floor. I couldnt feel my left arm the rest of the day

Basketball Goals for the future: Get back to playing and maybe improve my shot so i can be a threat rather than a roleplayer
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Postby grusom on Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:42 am

Name: Mads
Height: 178cm - 5-10 or something?
Weight: 85kg - 190 pounds?
Age: 21
Location: Denmark

Preferred Position: PG
Playing Position: PG
Experience: I've played since i was ten or so, mostly streetball
Favourite NBA Player: Steve Nash
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): I don't think I compare to any NBA players, but my playing style is a bit like Stephon Marburys with less jumpers

Strengths: Running the fast break, ball creativity - lockdown defence on taller guys taller guys. I am lefthanded as well, but with a pretty good right hand.
Weaknesses: Jumpshot, footspeed and stamina - too much beer over the past years

Favourite move you can do: 360 between the legs layup

Favourite move you've done once: I onve did a tipjam on a 2 meter guy - my only dunk in a game (and unfortunatly just on the street)

Favourite place to shoot: Short jumpers from the baseline

Biggest shot you've made: 4 consecutive 3s to turn around and eventually win a game.

Best game you've played: once had 40 points in a game back when i was 15.

Most satisfying moment: my first dunk.

Most shameful moment: when I realised I had gone to fat for dunking ;-) Then it got worse when my 18 year old kid brother started doing it.

Most regretted moment: Can't think of any besides missed free throws etc.

Most painful moment: I once stretched my achilles tendon. I couldn't play at 100% for almost half a year.

Basketball Goals for the future: Develop a better jumper and start dunking again.
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Postby diddy on Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:18 pm

Anthony15, v shkole snachala, potom po dvoram i raznim zalam, priglashali za univer igrat', no tak i ne sostojlos'! teper s druganami igraem v sportzale Tverskoi Tamo*ni!
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Postby BigKaboom2 on Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:37 am

1. That's the second time someone failed to post in English during the last 4 posts, and nobody warned Anthony15, at least publicly, back in October.

2. Why are you replying to a post from five months ago?
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Postby Gundy on Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:03 am

The real question is: Why the fuck do you only use exclamation marks?
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Postby NBJ on Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:39 am

Name: Nicklas Jorgensen
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 65 kg. dont know in pounds
Age: 14

Preferred Position: SF
Playing Position: SF-PF-C
Experience: 5 years
Favourite NBA Player: LeBron James
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): Would say none, cause theyre way batter than me. But Probably Josh Smith with a jumer :D

Strengths: good size, (for my age) good strengt and speed, (i always surprises the gyus guarding me) great at drving to the basket, stamina, (i can play a whole game, and i have done it many times) my D, especially my blocking
Weaknesses: Sometimes i take to many shoots, making to many turnovers

Favourite move you can do: Block a guy trying to make a layup

Favourite move you've done once: In a practice game, on a fastbreak, i forced one of my teammates (who was guarding me) to fall with a crossover, then did another crossover past another defender, and easily put it in

Favourite place to shoot: Midrange

Biggest shot you've made: A fadeaway three when we was trailing in the last minutes

Best game you've played: A game where i had like a triple-double and 5 blocks

Most satisfying moment: When i blocked a guy trying to shoot and he fell to the ground

Most shameful moment: When we lost with one point in a game we easily could have won. I was 5 minutes cause my glasses fell of :lol:

Most regretted moment: Probably when i pissed my coach of by almost getting a technical foul in the last seconds of game, cause the clock didnt stop and i just threw the ball to the ground and yelled at the ref :lol:

Most painful moment: Getting a knee in the balls when i was grabbing a rebound

Basketball Goals for the future: Win the national (danish) championship next year with my school
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Postby Kremsku on Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:06 am

Name: Tuomas a.k.a Mini Garnett/Kremsku :D
Height: 180cm/5'11"
Weight: 67 Kgs/ 148 pounds
Hand: right and left
Age: turning 18 at the end of the year
Location: Finland

Preferred Position: SG
Playing Position: PG-SG
Experience: 7 Years
Favourite NBA Player: Kevin Garnett (that's where the nickname comes...)
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): Gilbert Arenas, extremely streaky 3-point shooter, I like to drive, always looking to score, but adding up a lot of assists too

Strengths: 3-point shooting, driving, basketball IQ

Favourite move you can do: hesitation move, driving with the right hand, finishing with left

Favourite move you've done once: blocking 10 centimeters taller guy with left hand as he tried to do a lay-up in my face

Favourite place to shoot: place doesn't matter as long as I'm behind the three-point line (H)

Biggest shot you've made: I nailed a three with 20 secs left in the fourth quarter to give my team a two point lead (we ended up winning it with me applying the finishing from the stripe with 5 secs left)

Best game you've played: Scoring 28 points, 6 threes, defended by a guy 6'2" --->he was pissed off after the game...

Most satisfying moment: getting to the Finnish championship league couple a years ago (16 year boys)

Most shameful moment: performing a normal crossover, but the ball just didn't bounce back from the floor......

Most regretted moment: don't ever regret past

Most painful moment: getting hit to the nuts buy an asshole and getting called a blocking foul...

Basketball Goals for the future: been there, done that...
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Postby Jackal on Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:24 am

Kremsku wrote:Name: Tuomas a.k.a Mini Garnett/


Aren't we all, aren't we all.
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Postby Tuomas on Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:44 am

You mean the first name? :lol:
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Postby Jackal on Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:46 am

Nopes, Mini NBA Players.
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