colin826 wrote:I've seen that, the worst one is something like boiled broth of man. PM me if you want the story, since it is rather graphic.
Clinton wrote:That first story reminds me of one I read a while back.
A husband and wife were out at dinner for an anniversary or something and she snuck under the table to give him his present. Half way through the job she has a fit and clenches her teeth. She continues fitting, hanging from her husband so he hits her around the head to try and get her off. After he realises that isn't going to work he grabs his fork and starts to stab her in the head. She finally lets go and they make their way to the hospital, the husband with his tocker hanging half off and his wife with fork wounds in her head....
Laddas_KB8 wrote:Clinton wrote:That first story reminds me of one I read a while back.
A husband and wife were out at dinner for an anniversary or something and she snuck under the table to give him his present. Half way through the job she has a fit and clenches her teeth. She continues fitting, hanging from her husband so he hits her around the head to try and get her off. After he realises that isn't going to work he grabs his fork and starts to stab her in the head. She finally lets go and they make their way to the hospital, the husband with his tocker hanging half off and his wife with fork wounds in her head....
hhaahhahaahahaaha
sorry i found that quite funny, coz of the way he started stabbing her in the head with his fork, how wierd would that look for everyone else in the resturant lol
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Reminds me of an episode of Family Guy. Peter and Chris are having a competition to see who can balance the most dinner stuff on tehir head, then Chris's stuff falls off and Peter gets up and walks aroundsaying something like "I won" then falls down behind the dinner table and all the stuff falls on him. Then you hear him "Hey Lois, go get the medical dictionary and look up 'fork' and 'lung.'"Clinton wrote:That first story reminds me of one I read a while back.
A husband and wife were out at dinner for an anniversary or something and she snuck under the table to give him his present. Half way through the job she has a fit and clenches her teeth. She continues fitting, hanging from her husband so he hits her around the head to try and get her off. After he realises that isn't going to work he grabs his fork and starts to stab her in the head. She finally lets go and they make their way to the hospital, the husband with his tocker hanging half off and his wife with fork wounds in her head....
Reminds me of an episode of Family Guy. Peter and Chris are having a competition to see who can balance the most dinner stuff on tehir head, then Chris's stuff falls off and Peter gets up and walks aroundsaying something like "I won" then falls down behind the dinner table and all the stuff falls on him. Then you hear him "Hey Lois, go get the medical dictionary and look up 'fork' and 'lung.'"
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