Need help with women?

[shadowgrin]

That want and interest will soon dwindle if you don't find your balls soon.

[hammertime23]

Okay, I feel really stupid asking you guys for advice but hell who cares.
So tonight I'm going to the movies with this girl and my friend and another girl. The girl that invited me really likes me but I don't like her I just want ass. She also is willing to give me ass becuase she likes me a lot. I just want to know how would i go for "kill shot" at the movies? Like how would i randomly intiate a makeout session. Usually the girl initates and just looks at me. Me and her usually do stuff at my house, but were going to the movies and i want ass. Whats a good technique to get ass in a movie theatre?

[PAMPERS]

I do need help with women.

I am 22, I have a clingy exgirlfriend threathening me and my new girlfriend. Do you have any advice on that? The exgirlfriend is prepared to spread lies and bad stories to get back at me.

[koberulz]

Okay, I feel really stupid asking you guys for advice but hell who cares.
So tonight I'm going to the movies with this girl and my friend and another girl. The girl that invited me really likes me but I don't like her I just want ass. She also is willing to give me ass becuase she likes me a lot. I just want to know how would i go for "kill shot" at the movies? Like how would i randomly intiate a makeout session. Usually the girl initates and just looks at me. Me and her usually do stuff at my house, but were going to the movies and i want ass. Whats a good technique to get ass in a movie theatre?

you're pathetic. hire a hooker.

[shadowgrin]

For some reason, I find that statement by koberulz funny.

I just want to know how would i go for "kill shot" at the movies?

Touch her hair e.g. swaying her hair behind her ears. If she's not uncomfortable with that, do a light stroke to her cheek. If she's still ok with it you could:
- stroke her cheek again on the way to a kiss
- hold her hand
and your use imagination as to what next. If you don't know what to do when there is already physical contact, you're friggin' hopeless.

[cyanide]

Me and her usually do stuff at my house, but were going to the movies and i want ass. Whats a good technique to get ass in a movie theatre?

Grope her the same way you would at your house. Just kidding, but man, if you know how to initiate contact at your house, then you should be able to know what to do at a movie theatre.

[Indy]

Perfect example of the whole high school relationship thing people were talking about.

[hammertime23]

Haha wow now I feel stupid for even asking the question, but I was expecting it. I think I'll go with the whole hair/ leg/ face contact. At my house we usually just watch tv and talk or chill outside on my trampoline on nice days, then when i get bored i just go in.

[shadowgrin]

then when i get bored i just go in.

No foreplay? I wouldn't be surprised if she said "you can't touch this".

[Tuomas]

TBD gave the best advice for movie theaters. Other than that, movie theatres suck.

[Nick]

Hey look, despressed koberulz and his cynical comments are back. I almost missed it.

hammertime, you're a bad man. YOU are the reason why women hate men. You're young, so no big deal really. But get rid of that attitude man! You know this girl likes you, and you don't like her, yet you still hook up with her just because you want some "ass". Do you have any idea how bad that could end up and how much you will hurt her when all is said and done? (if she likes a lot that is)

[hammertime23]

I know it's an asshole type move, but it's not like im mean to this girl, Im nice to her but she knows i dont like her, like she likes me. I think she thinks by giving me "ass" it will get me to like her but I just dont like her. Im physically attracted to her but shes mentally immature, maybe becuase shes a year younger then me. I dont know, maybe later we'll end up getting serious with eachother.

[Its_asdf]

Laxation, I don't want to come across as an asswipe, but aren't you like a 17 year old that doesn't have a girl friend?

[Donatello]

I know it's an asshole type move, but it's not like im mean to this girl, Im nice to her but she knows i dont like her, like she likes me. I think she thinks by giving me "ass" it will get me to like her but I just dont like her. Im physically attracted to her but shes mentally immature, maybe becuase shes a year younger then me. I dont know, maybe later we'll end up getting serious with eachother.

You're the one who is immature if you'd really fuck her anyway.

[cyanide]

Im physically attracted to her but shes mentally immature

Are you implying she's retarded?

[Jugs]

I found my balls tonight.

She didn't say no. But she didn't say yes. She said it was a confusing answer lol. But we proceeded to spend most of the night together. Then I finally hugged her lol.

My forecast is I'll be receiving a yes. lol.

[shadowgrin]

Then I finally hugged her

Then all the cute little bunnies came out with the dancing penguins as birds chirped a melodious romantic note.

Nice Jugs. You're the man.

Just don't ruin it by saying "I first thought you were a lesbian!"

[Jugs]

I saw lesbians today. They both had like short hair like guys. I laughed at them.

I'm mean.

Nice Jugs

Pervert.

[shadowgrin]

It was a compliment. Be thankful I didn't grope them.

[Riot]

The first question I always ask on a first date is whether or not they like it up the butt. Not only is it something that has to be known but it is a great conversation starter.

[Oznogrd]

In response to hammertime: more important than dealing with the initiating contact in a movie theatre is making her comfortable even with other "friends" there. The bane of males "just trying to hook up" is the girls travelling in packs.

But I also agree with what everyone else said. If you really dont like the girl and think she's mentally immature, stop hooking up with her. Prove your mental maturity and stop fucking with her head. I know alot of girls hurt by guys doing what your doing and i just dont want it coming back to bit anyone in the ass. I know it sucks because you wont be getting blown during Van Wilder: the Rise of Taj, but honestly dude: dont talk about mental immaturity being a turn off if you're just wanting "ass"

I know I hadnt posted in this thread yet because i was staying out of it if possible. Girls are the most confusing thing i've ever known and it doesnt help the fact i attract the ones with abandonment issues/bipolar disorders/depression. people ask why this happens to me and i think its because i have one of those "fixer" personalities and i always think i can help them get closer to normal. I learned the hard way, they're always gonna be fucked up and theres not a damn thing i can do about it. I also learned about some of my own fucked-upness along the way. All i can really say on how to handle women is treat them with respect and they'll usually at least want to hang out with you, and thats always where you need to start for a good relationship.

EDIT:thanks koberulz, i'm still a little hungover from last night and i didnt notice the end was missing.

[koberulz]

is there an end to that sentence somewhere illini?

[shadowgrin]

The bane of males "just trying to hook up" is the girls travelling in packs.

Amen to that, so true.

i have one of those "fixer" personalities and i always think i can help them get closer to normal. I learned the hard way, they're always gonna be fucked up and theres not a damn thing i can do about it.

Same here, when I was young. Good thing I got over that.

[Laxation]

I found my balls tonight.

She didn't say no. But she didn't say yes. She said it was a confusing answer lol. But we proceeded to spend most of the night together. Then I finally hugged her lol.

My forecast is I'll be receiving a yes. lol.

Jugs... jugs, jugs, jugs, jugs...

If she liked you, why would it be so confusing to say yes? The only confusing thing to do is find a nice way to say, "You're such a good friend, but..."

I wish you listened to me, for your sake

[koberulz]

I wish you listened to me, for your sake

yeah, because your advice is so accurate in every situation, and you know better than the guy who's actually spending time with the chick involved. gotcha.