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Postby bigh0rt on Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:45 am

DoobieKnicks wrote:Believe it or not at this moment I'm watching wedding crashers for possibly the first time. Funniest movie I've seen in a while. Oh man I can't stop laughing one bit. "I'm going to my room, you know to do homo things" . Lmao that dude is hilarious.


Can't believe you've never seen it. My favorite comedy of all-time. It's just hysterical quote after quote.
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Postby Its_asdf on Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:18 am

Indy wrote:
Its_asdf wrote:November 3rd. It's my birthday that month as well... Definitely would make a perfect gift to go watch it.


I'm a scorpio too, November 12th.

We should date.


Wow only three days earlier than my own. :o

We're destined to be together.
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Postby hipn on Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:25 am

Damn, my birthday is on Nov 5th.

BTW, what year were you guys born?
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Postby Indy on Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:51 am

hipn wrote:BTW, what year were you guys born?


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Postby Username123 on Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:06 am

Nov. 18 !!
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Postby debiler on Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:06 am

Its_asdf wrote:
Indy wrote:
Its_asdf wrote:November 3rd. It's my birthday that month as well... Definitely would make a perfect gift to go watch it.


I'm a scorpio too, November 12th.

We should date.


Wow only three days earlier than my own. :o

We're destined to be together.


Yours is on November 15th then, right? Mine too. But waaay back in 1979.
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Postby cyanide on Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:16 am

I can see it now, a magical orgiastic foursome with Indy, Its_asdf, wisdom_kid and debiler, where their orgasmic desires were sparked over the fact that they share similar birthdays. You guys are so sweet.
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Postby Fitzy on Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:49 am

a good australia movie to get on dvd is Take Away, its got Vince Colosimo and Stephen Curry in it, i hired it out and found it hilarious
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Postby Its_asdf on Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:22 pm

cyanide wrote:I can see it now, a magical orgiastic foursome with Indy, Its_asdf, wisdom_kid and debiler, where their orgasmic desires were sparked over the fact that they share similar birthdays. You guys are so sweet.


It's ok to feel neglected Cy.

I'll tell you what, you can be the one who taperecords it and sells it on Ebay, that way we all get in on the fun...
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Postby Indy on Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:29 pm

I'm going to see Jackass 2 at midnight tonight, can't wait.
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Postby Abctest123 on Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:00 pm

Its_asdf wrote:
cyanide wrote:I can see it now, a magical orgiastic foursome with Indy, Its_asdf, wisdom_kid and debiler, where their orgasmic desires were sparked over the fact that they share similar birthdays. You guys are so sweet.


It's ok to feel neglected Cy.

I'll tell you what, you can be the one who taperecords it and sells it on Ebay, that way we all get in on the fun...

I start with an opening bid of $10. Though, this can be raised if it has any "interesting" bits.
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Postby Indy on Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:19 am

Indy wrote:I'm going to see Jackass 2 at midnight tonight, can't wait.


Hysterical.
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Postby Pera on Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:36 am

Damn I just watched The Hurricane for like the 1000th time.And I most say I never get bored of it.Its probably one of my favourite movies of all time.Its just amazing to watch.The next movie on my list will probably be The Hills Have Eyes 8-) ,or maybe i'll change my mind at the last second.
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Postby bigh0rt on Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:27 am

Indy wrote:
Indy wrote:I'm going to see Jackass 2 at midnight tonight, can't wait.


Hysterical.


I find nothing that group does funny at all. Too stupid to enjoy.
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Postby Mighty Mos on Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:30 am

Indy wrote:
Indy wrote:I'm going to see Jackass 2 at midnight tonight, can't wait.


Hysterical.

You're quoting/and replying to yourself??
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Postby Indy on Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:37 am

bigh0rt wrote:
Indy wrote:
Indy wrote:I'm going to see Jackass 2 at midnight tonight, can't wait.


Hysterical.


I find nothing that group does funny at all. Too stupid to enjoy.


Have you only watched the TV show or did you watch the first movie? I don't find the TV show very funny, but both movies are hilarious. Granted, some of the stunts are gross, even more so in 2, but if you watch this movie, there is no way in hell you won't laugh your ass off at many of the stunts.
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Postby bigh0rt on Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:22 am

Indy wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:
Indy wrote:
Indy wrote:I'm going to see Jackass 2 at midnight tonight, can't wait.


Hysterical.


I find nothing that group does funny at all. Too stupid to enjoy.


Have you only watched the TV show or did you watch the first movie? I don't find the TV show very funny, but both movies are hilarious. Granted, some of the stunts are gross, even more so in 2, but if you watch this movie, there is no way in hell you won't laugh your ass off at many of the stunts.


I've seen the first movie. I found it stupid. It's not like I'm disgusted or anything by it. I just don't find it funny. As I said, I think it's just stupid. To me, that's not comedy.
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Postby Andreas Dahl on Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:52 am

I saw Confetti last night. It was a fairly good movie, but I doubt that if it wasn't for the wedding coordinators, it wouldn't have been nearly as good. Those guys were awesome and really made the movie come together. Another thing that impressed me was that apparently they were improvising quite a bit of the dialogue on the spot (was said to be total, but I doubt that)..
Basically, the movie is in the form of a 'mockumentary' about the top British wedding magazine that arranges a competition to crown the most original wedding of the year. So they select 3 couples (one pair are mad about tennis, one pair are naturists and one pair are big show tunes fans). And then it follows the madness that follows.. 3.5/5
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Postby j.23 on Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:58 am

jackass 2 had to be the funniest movie i've ever seen.

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- pontius drinking horse jizz was fucking disgusting. it was appalling. actually, what was more appalling was how much jizz the horse had. it filled up half of a snapple bottle.

- the bungee jump with preston and wee man was my favorite skit. pure hilarity.

- the devil skit was hilarious too. so random..

man, i'm still laughing.. they need to make a 3rd one
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Postby dada on Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:16 am

Swallowing horse what?! :o
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Postby j.23 on Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:38 am

horse cum. horse sperm. horse spooge. horse seed. horse juice. horse wad.

they had a horse fuck a female horse, but then they grabbed the horse's cock and placed it in a fake horse vagina. they ended up filtering the jizz into a bottle, and pontius drank it. lol.
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Postby Indy on Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:45 am

Pontius only took a little sip, and Knoxville did too, but Knoxville almost threw up which really makes you realize how disgusting it must have been.

All of the really, really gross stunts don't do it for me, just not very funny. The one gross out stunt that made me laugh really hard was when England took a shit on the tiny toilet, you sort of have to see the scene for it to be funny though, impossible to explain.

My favorite stunt was the pube beard/terrorist prank on Ehren. So funny, especially to me since I fucking hate Ehren, he's such a little bitch that cries and whines about everything.

The other really funny ones were the Phil switch with Preston, the bungee jump, the "card throwing machine" electric chair :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: the love letter sign (Bam was so funny trying to get everyone to read it) and so many more. I have to see that movie again.
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Postby dada on Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:52 am

Indy wrote:Pontius only took a little sip, and Knoxville did too, but Knoxville almost threw up which really makes you realize how disgusting it must have been.

All of the really, really gross stunts don't do it for me, just not very funny. The one gross out stunt that made me laugh really hard was when England took a shit on the tiny toilet, you sort of have to see the scene for it to be funny though, impossible to explain.

My favorite stunt was the pube beard/terrorist prank on Ehren. So funny, especially to me since I fucking hate Ehren, he's such a little bitch that cries and whines about everything.

The other really funny ones were the Phil switch with Preston, the bungee jump, the "card throwing machine" electric chair :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: the love letter sign (Bam was so funny trying to get everyone to read it) and so many more. I have to see that movie again.


I might do a 2-for-1 and check out that movie on the backend. Might find it funny, might not. Either way I wouldnt be paying for it.
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Postby j.23 on Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:58 am

All of the really, really gross stunts don't do it for me, just not very funny. The one gross out stunt that made me laugh really hard was when England took a shit on the tiny toilet, you sort of have to see the scene for it to be funny though, impossible to explain.


dude, that was so fucked up. i was watching intently, and then i see a huge shit just drop on the toilet. i'm like, what the fuck? .. once they zoomed out, it was fucking priceless.

the terrorist prank was fucking unreal. the funniest part about is ehren going off character then back on again. he'd start cursing with the accent, then no accent - then back to the accent again. he got pranked good :lol:
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Postby dada on Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:06 am

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