The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

Knowing that I wont remember to make this thread when I am actually drunk... here it is now.

Post either your drinking stories, or random drunk rants whenever you feel the need...*


*(6 drink minimum)

We've had one of these before, it'll never compare to Nick's famous efforts.

Anyone who posts here after only 6 drinks is a pussy.

Anyone who posts here after only 6 drinks is a pussy.

How much time do we have to drink them

We've had one of these before, it'll never compare to Nick's famous efforts.

I second that. It's kind of like the "I cannot BELIEVE my starting five" thread and the attempts to recreate it; those kind of threads are much more entertaining when they're spontaneous and organic.

I dont ever remember another drunk thread, how old was it?

Old enough for noobs to not know about it.

Noobs like you aye jugs?

Who goes on the internet when they are drunk?

Nick.

Noobs like you aye jugs?

I'm not a noob. I'm an owner!

lol, the one time I came home drunk and actually used the internet, I went on MSN and talked to someone, all i said was "hi, then they go "Hey how r u", and i just sat there for like 15 minutes breathing wierdly... Also in the morning i was short $115

Anyone who posts here after only 6 drinks is a pussy.

How much time do we have to drink them

Jae's right, you can easily fit 6 beers into any decent beer bong

I almost posted here on two seperate occasions when I was drunk, but I stopped myself everytime when my inner voice told me that my post was completely random, off-topic and unintelligible.

Jae's right, you can easily fit 6 beers into any decent beer bong

True, if you post here after 6 beers, that's cheating. However, he said 6 DRINKS. I don't know about any of you guys, but 6 shots of Jager or Everclear and I'd certainly be at the drunk posting level.

i got drunk off half a bottle of whiskey(in like 4 hours), does that count?

Jugs, aren't you like 15? Shouldn't you be in school right now?

Jugs, aren't you like 15? Shouldn't you be in school right now?

Yes. No I got 2 weeks holidays.

Jugs, aren't you like 15? Shouldn't you be in school right now?

Yes. No I got 2 weeks holidays.

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2 weeks off in the middle of September? What the hell for?

By holiday you mean you got suspended for jerking off in class don't you.

Nah, school holidays. Then 10 weeks of school then Summer holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Topic :

Jae's right, you can easily fit 6 beers into any decent beer bong

True, if you post here after 6 beers, that's cheating. However, he said 6 DRINKS. I don't know about any of you guys, but 6 shots of Jager or Everclear and I'd certainly be at the drunk posting level.

It'd take me twice that amount easy, alcohol's not any fun anymore because nothing really gets the job done

Jae's right, you can easily fit 6 beers into any decent beer bong

True, if you post here after 6 beers, that's cheating. However, he said 6 DRINKS. I don't know about any of you guys, but 6 shots of Jager or Everclear and I'd certainly be at the drunk posting level.

It'd take me twice that amount easy, alcohol's not any fun anymore because nothing really gets the job done

Have you ever had everclear my friend? I can guarentee you will have a nice buzz off of 6 everclear shots.

Just one question reffering to this thread. How strong is average beer in the USA? I heard that it is much lighter than in Lithuania, for instance.

Just one question reffering to this thread. How strong is average beer in the USA? I heard that it is much lighter than in Lithuania, for instance.

It depends, we have tons of different kinds of beer and almost every kind has a lite version. We have Miller, Budweiser, Coors, Old Style etc. etc. etc. but we also have all of the imported beers too. So whatever beer you have in Lithuania, we probably have it too.

Lite beer is for fags, I can't believe people drink that. It's like dirty tap water.

Lite beer is for fags, I can't believe people drink that. It's like dirty tap water.

That's what I say. A good beer has to be at least ~6%, but in Lithuania we have beer that's +10%