Release *wink wink, squirt squirt*

[dada]

Found this on another site and though that all the masturbators around here may get a kick out of it.


Now presenting....

The Ejaculator

[j.23]

You have made 19.90625 gallons and 166.125698375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.1233333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,375,920,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 7644 kittens.

damn, thats embarassing

[BIG GREEN]

The Ejaculator!

You have made 1.625 gallons and 13.5612815 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 11.555555555556 yards.
You have killed approximately 74,880,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 416 kittens.

Err...that's fucked up. I almost wanna believe that they are exaggerating...cause i hardly do that. I can only imagine what it would say if i were to somehow loose the oppurtunities to have real sex.

[-BHZMAFIA-]

The Ejaculator!

You have made 3.25 gallons and 27.122563 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 34.666666666667 yards.
You have killed approximately 224,640,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1248 kittens.

Sorry kittens LOL at j.23's results. Two football fields!

[j.23]

number of jerkin years = how many years you 've done it


right?

[hammertime23]

You have made 2.03125 gallons and 16.951601875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 14.444444444444 yards.
You have killed approximately 93,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 520 kittens.

[dada]

You have made 19.90625 gallons and 166.125698375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

damn, thats embarassing

166 lbs? Damn.

[Riot]

My results are too embarassing for me to post.

[jerry]

You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 0 yards.
You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
You have killed 0 kittens.

[Axel]

I dont know whether to pick Big/Medium or Little Squirter

[hipn]

You have made 1.21875 gallons and 10.170961125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 8.6666666666667 yards.
You have killed approximately 56,160,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 312 kittens.

So, I don't master debate a lot.

[nets4life]

You have made 5.4166666666667 gallons and 45.204271666667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 28.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 187,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1040 kittens.

hmm kittens?

[dada]

I dont know whether to pick Big/Medium or Little Squirter

You need a random squirter option.

[hammertime23]

You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 0 yards.
You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
You have killed 0 kittens.

Yea I remember the days when i was like 11 and I was dry shooting. Don't worry Jerry i na few years you'll be able to produce like the rest of us.

[Axel]

You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 0 yards.
You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
You have killed 0 kittens.

Yea I remember the days when i was like 11 and I was dry shooting.

I take it you're one of the scary people dada was referring to

[Jugs]

Who jerks off at 11 years old?

[axare]

Who jerks off at 11 years old?

Who doesnt?

You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.

[Fenix]

You have made 6.6354166666667 gallons and 55.375232791667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 70.777777777778 yards.
You have killed approximately 458,640,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2548 kittens.

j.23 could make a man out of jizz. 166 pounds, that's almost what I weigh.

[BIG GREEN]

Who jerks off at 11 years old?

Who doesnt?

I didn't...i was told it was bad for you and I believed it.

[cklitsie]

I didn't either..

And no surprise here, I think j.23 is pretty much known as the NLSC's biggest jerker/teabagger/pervert.

[thegreatdivide]

You have made 36.96875 gallons and 308.519154125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.6288888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,703,520,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9464 kittens

Thats outrageous...

I cant look my cats in the eye anymore.

[Its_asdf]

You have made 2.4375 gallons and 20.34192225 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 17.333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 112,320,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 624 kittens.

I wack off to Andrew's posts, so that number would be close to zero if I never went to NLSC.

[8-Hype]

But what is the matter with the kittens? Could somebody explain that?

[Its_asdf]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Every_time ... s_a_kitten

What does Wikipedia NOT have?

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Hahahaha omg i was not expecting that. i was wondering the kitten thing too. wikipedia is a lil too comprehensive