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Postby Cable on Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:49 am

(I stole this from another site)

What would hurt more; getting hit with an iron - cold, not hot - or an ironing board? And give a reason for your answer.

I say iron; it's heavier and has a pointed end.
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Postby Axel on Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:19 am

Iron, for the same reasons you said.

How can you get hit with an ironing board anyway?? :?
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Postby Cable on Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:25 am

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Postby Axel on Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:41 am

It couldn't have hurt that much, the guy was laughing the entire time.
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Postby DatYellowGuy on Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:15 am

I'd say Iron too..you know how fast you can smack someone with that?
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Postby hammertime23 on Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:55 am

Obviously iron. It's harder and heavier, basically instant knockout.
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Postby Null17 on Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:29 am

The Iron Board wouldnt hurt as much anyway. It's too big to have someone hit you with it with a lot of force
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Postby cyanide on Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:33 am

Let's move away from the iron question, we all know the obvious answer.

What would hurt more: Getting crucified on a stake or lit on fire after getting gasoline poured on you?
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Postby Cable on Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:35 am

Crucified for sure, you won't necessarily die if you get lit on fire.
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Postby Username123 on Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:38 am

Fire because there is a very slim chance you will survive. Crucified would hurt but you wont die.
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Postby J@3 on Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:50 am

It's getting boring here so you come up with this? To fix it or add to it?
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Postby Its_asdf on Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:19 pm

wisdom_kid wrote: Fire because there is a very slim chance you will survive. Crucified would hurt but you wont die.


Well, he's not really talking about which one will kill you, he's talking about which one will hurt the most.
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Postby Cable on Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:38 pm

Jae wrote:It's getting boring here so you come up with this? To fix it or add to it?


Ahh, lay off and join in. Crucifixion or fire?

To fix it, but it only works if you believe.
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Postby Axel on Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:41 pm

Sounds like Jae needs to get laid.. he's getting grouchy again :lol:


On topic, I'd say fire has more pain in a shorter length of time, but overall crucifixion would hurt much much more.

Which would you rather be trapped in: A snake pit, or a pit of poisonous spiders.
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Postby Sac-1 on Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:15 pm

A snake pit since their might be a chance they are not poisonous. :mrgreen:
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Postby Silas on Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:40 pm

At the first one, Fire for sure, it is much shorter. Crucifixion lasts for days, while Fire is going to be a horrible pain but once your insides start getting cooked you'd be toast. It'd probably only take an hour or so once it got going.
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Postby J@3 on Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:37 pm

Axel wrote:Sounds like Jae needs to get laid.. he's getting grouchy again :lol:


:lol: tell that to the girlfriend.
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Postby --- on Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:40 pm

i most painful thing i can think of is lying down with with ur legs out and having a rubber ended mallet hit ur nuts....... god damn that

:| why am i thinking of these things anyway lol
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Postby Username123 on Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:41 pm

What would hurt more; Getting your front teeth yanked out or your fingernails being yanked.
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Postby --- on Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:55 pm

fingernails

teeth grinding along the pavement or fingernails melting off :shock:
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Postby Fitzy on Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:52 pm

definatly fingernails, they are attatched to your fingers more
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Postby Null17 on Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:11 pm

fingernails. my teeth are falling off anyway :lol:
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Postby --- on Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:18 pm

hahaha, dam i couldnt decide.... teeth would kill me :shock:
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