Circumsized or uncircumsized?

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What do you have?

Circumsized
25
41%
Uncircumsized
36
59%
 
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Postby hammertime23 on Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:41 am

Well i thought you were circumsized lol.
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Postby Axel on Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:46 pm

#12 wrote:im uncircumsized.....any asian christians circumsized???


don't you think this is more appropriate for Eharmony?
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Postby ceewah on Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:31 pm

In the Philippines, you have to get circumsized. People say that uncircumsized people have dirty stinking penis. If you're uncircumsized, don't flame me or get offended with what i said. I'm just letting you guys know my information from what i heard from people. If you guys don't believe me, ask any other filipinos in here.
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Postby debiler on Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:30 pm

This is going to be a classic thread... Riot's dickshow :mrgreen:

I got a circumcision for medical reasons(and sex). My foreskin was a little too tight, so it really hurt when I was gettin' down with my girlfriend. The operation was great, cause the doctor who did it had a totally hot assistant who held my dick until the local anesthesia kicked in. I like to think she enjoyed it. :D :D :D
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Postby debiler on Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:36 pm

ceewah wrote:People say that uncircumsized people have dirty stinking penis.


You've been misinformed. I can tell because I know the difference since I got my circumcision at the age of 19. If you wash your little bro properly every day, it's no difference. But it's a lot easier if you don't have that extra skin down there, I gotta admit.
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Postby Led Zeppelin on Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:57 pm

i think my doctor was drunk when he circumsized me :?
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Postby Fitzy on Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:50 pm

eww that doesnt sound good at all
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Postby hipn on Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:42 am

Led Zeppelin wrote:i think my doctor was drunk when he circumsized me :?


That's what happens when you are from Detroit :lol: joking...but yea..doesn't sound good at all...not good at all.
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Postby Amphatoast on Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:56 pm

http://www.circumstitions.com/Maps.html i think that map and those statistics might sum it up a bit...

ceewah wrote:In the Philippines, you have to get circumsized. People say that uncircumsized people have dirty stinking penis.


so your saying about 75% of the world has dirty stinking penises.

anyway your people are just stuck in a box saying that, thats as stupid as saying all asians have small penises
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Postby shadowgrin on Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:18 am

ceewah wrote:In the Philippines, you have to get circumsized. People say that uncircumsized people have dirty stinking penis. If you're uncircumsized, don't flame me or get offended with what i said. I'm just letting you guys know my information from what i heard from people. If you guys don't believe me, ask any other filipinos in here.

From what you heard? Do some research or go back to the mountains or the cave you live in. An asshole that's not wiped/cleaned properly will stink like hell, it's the same with the penis and an any other body part. It's all about proper hygiene.

The reason why circumcision is a must in here is primarily because of the social norm that had been set which relates a circumcised penis as some sort of rite for manhood (the other one is banging a chic, as in most countries :D ). It makes you less of a man if you're not circumcised.

I'm circumcised, partly because the dirt that can accumulate in an uncircumcised penis can contribute to penile cancer (at a small percentage) and mostly because of the manhood part. :mrgreen:
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Postby ceewah on Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:13 pm

ceewah wrote:partly because the dirt that can accumulate in an uncircumcised penis can contribute to penile cancer (at a small percentage) and mostly because of the manhood part. :mrgreen:

No shit, that stinking penis I'm talking about is that dirt. You're filipino, you ever heard of the word KUPAL? :lol: That's what I was talking about. I'm not talking about stinky penis because you don't wash your little monkey or whatnot.
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Postby koberulz on Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:14 pm

first off, way to necropost.


second, if you wash it, it removes the dirt. moron. :roll:
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Postby ceewah on Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:24 pm

Don't be butt hurt from what i just said. I was just trying to explain what joey was talking about. besides, the dirt you're talking about and the dirt or your KUPAL I'm talking about are two different things.
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Postby peaches on Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:25 pm

Butt hurt? :lol: That's a WTF moment if I've ever seen one.
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Postby Nick on Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:07 pm

koberulz wrote:first off, way to necropost

Where's the necropost?
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Postby Jackal on Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:10 pm

Where's the necropost?

I think he meant way to post in a dead thread.

If you notice, Shadow posted on the 8th of July last, then this Ceewah dude revived the thread on the 19th.

Oh wait, now I get it, he's a vet.
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Postby Nick on Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:36 pm

I dunno, July 8th vs July 20th. Both being in the same month doesn't exactly scream necropost.

But that would be nit-picking. ;)
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Postby nets4life on Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:04 pm

Yohance Bailey wrote:All over the fucking place. I usually have to kneel when i piss cause of that and cause my height....heh


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Postby BIG GREEN on Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:30 pm

ceewah wrote:
ceewah wrote:partly because the dirt that can accumulate in an uncircumcised penis can contribute to penile cancer (at a small percentage) and mostly because of the manhood part. :mrgreen:

No shit, that stinking penis I'm talking about is that dirt. You're filipino, you ever heard of the word KUPAL? :lol: That's what I was talking about. I'm not talking about stinky penis because you don't wash your little monkey or whatnot.


Are you stupid? Reviving the thread by quoting yourself..jesus. :evil:
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Postby nets4life on Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:34 pm

^^ WTF? what a retard 8-)
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Postby ceewah on Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:34 pm

I didn't, I must've deleted his name while quoting. I apologize If it said ceewah instead of joeys name on it. I am very sorry. I'm not a "forum expert" like all ya'll. Before you start calling me names, look through first.
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Postby koberulz on Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:40 pm

Jackal wrote:
Where's the necropost?

I think he meant way to post in a dead thread.

If you notice, Shadow posted on the 8th of July last, then this Ceewah dude revived the thread on the 19th.

Oh wait, now I get it, he's a vet.


what's being a vet got to do with it?
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Postby BIG GREEN on Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:42 pm

He's trying to make an under the table joke. Bare with it if you can. :|
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Postby koberulz on Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:21 pm

eh? under the table? bare? you mean bear? anyway, i think i lost my vet status somewhere in the live 07 section.....vets dont make five identical posts in a row.
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Postby shadowgrin on Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:04 am

ceewah wrote:No shit, that stinking penis I'm talking about is that dirt. You're filipino, you ever heard of the word KUPAL? :lol: I'm not talking about stinky penis because you don't wash your little monkey or whatnot.

Oh shit, I know what I'm talking about and that's what I was talking about. You're a Filipino, you ever heard of the word BURAT? :lol: You're not just supposed to wash the outer part which is mostly skin but also the inner part, which is the head of the penis. I wasn't talking about the way you wash your stinky penis, but the proper way to wash your little monkey or whatnot.
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