NLSC Rap Battle: Group 1 (keepingitgangsta vs 3th)

[-BHZMAFIA-]

CK I guess this right because thats what you sent me through the PM to make my own thread I guess? Here is Round 1:


I'm a lyrical beast, and peachy u just a poodle
When the rap game came
I'm the real shit, you just doo-doo
You just as sweet as the kool-aid man's boo boo

I'll have you so sick like Ne-Yo but with the flu dude
Sink and swim, I do both
I submarine your short ass career
So I can be the only one to float

Niggaz wasn't lying when they said that boy was a superstar
The flows like lightening, striking its exciting
Got a pit lock on the game, I'll put you in yo casket
They ask me how I melt the booth, cuz I spit acid

I got my paper together like staplers
Polo man, red monkies and I'm Air Jordan ya
From the back seat, I'ma be forced to clap heat
U gon get stumped out if u try to blast me

[Riot]

Is it a rule that you have to use the word Nigger in the rap?

[BOSS]

I'm the real shit, you just doo-doo
You just as sweet as the kool-aid man's boo boo

Hahaha.
Overall, its alright.
7/10

[KIG1]

Alright Im ready

Man I know that when you rap, your flow is weak
What label would sign you? Sesame Street?
So get away from me with your wack ass rhymes
Thats why I boned your girl 16 times

So when you ask her why she did it so quick
She will tell you "I dont like 1 inch dicks"
For future reference dont battle me son
Because I know that you banged a nun

I can tell by your pictures that your a homo
And your attracted to the pitcher Hideo Nomo
In this forum everybody knows
That when you rap your thread would get closed

So dont even challenge this rap and just step down
Your rapping skills couldnt even beat a clown
I could win this rap even if I cough
So watch out 3th, your getting voted off

[Dro]

dude

Wow...you lose for using "dude" in a rap.
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[Ruff Ryder]

Since when is there a rule about using "dude" in rap?

I didn't hear dude say we couldn't say dude, dude.

[Dro]

Since when is there a rule about using "dude" in rap?

I didn't hear dude say we couldn't say dude, dude.

Dude...when's the last time you heard Dude in a rap?

[Riot]

Since when is there a rule about using "dude" in rap?

I didn't hear dude say we couldn't say dude, dude.

Dude...when's the last time you heard Dude in a rap?

Does Mafia's count?

[Dro]

Since when is there a rule about using "dude" in rap?

I didn't hear dude say we couldn't say dude, dude.

Dude...when's the last time you heard Dude in a rap?

Does Mafia's count?

Watch out Dude....Mafia might have to submarine your short ass career!

[BIG GREEN]

Since when is there a rule about using "dude" in rap?

I didn't hear dude say we couldn't say dude, dude.

Dude...when's the last time you heard Dude in a rap?

All the fucking time. What rock you live under?

[Dro]

Since when is there a rule about using "dude" in rap?

I didn't hear dude say we couldn't say dude, dude.

Dude...when's the last time you heard Dude in a rap?

All the fucking time. What rock you live under?

This one

[peaches]

MC PEACH IN TEH HOUSE FO SHO!


Im pretty glad, im versing the raps carlton banks
since now its not only his mom that i can say i spanked
my dick will grow bigger then whole of his rap career
his mums a lesbian and his dads a queer!

look at your post count, it tells me nothing
i can get get a girlfriend, yours is the post reply button
white boys cant rap and either can you
seeing as stealing raps from a website is really not cool

im hung like a moose and im only caucasion
if i didnt know the difference id get you confused with an asian
you think your the shit, you think your rad
your mafia's probably full of you and two gay dads

ill have you frozen like vanilla ice
when this is all done, ill go eat a vanilla slice (fuck off it rhymes)
i'll have jugs sweep you under the rug
your career is on the line and im pulling the plug

YEAH BITCH THATS HOW WE ROLL!

[Riot]

look at your post count, it tells me nothing
i can get get a girlfriend, yours is the post reply button

You know what's funny? You have most posts per day than him and yet you are making fun of how many times he posts.

[[Q]]

white boys cant rap and either can you
seeing as stealing raps from a website is really not cool

im hung like a moose and im only caucasion

um yeah it's "caucasian", but aren't you making fun of yourself?

[-BHZMAFIA-]

dude

Wow...you lose for using "dude" in a rap.

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That is kinda odd, I heard it from many rappers. You act like I said it like a surfer boy or something.

[Silas]

OK a white boy posting on an internet forum having a text rap battle is just about the most retarded thing i think i've ever heard. You don't even need to be a good rapper to do this, you have to be good with words and text, half of a rap battle is the presentation.

[Gator]

nice work kig1......i really like the last 2 verses..

[hammertime23]

Yo that was some sick shit.

[hammertime23]

Haha you're kinda right Silas, but i enjoy the thrill of these people battling.

[Axel]

lol... I'd embarass myself. I'm such a nerd.

[Axel]

Because I know that you banged a nun

what?? you say that like it's a bad thing!

And your attracted to the pitcher Hideo Nomo

Priceless

[J@3]

that was pretty good I hope we see plenty of Euro-illiterap from 3th.

[J@3]

I thought Peachy's was slightly better, the reference to "doo doo" bothered me for some reason.

[BIG GREEN]

Peachy slightly took this...but a mostly even battle. His last verse was alot better than the others. Good save; that's two votes for peachy.

[BIG GREEN]

I can't really see 3th topping that. Good work man.