Ok, one of the worst essays...EVER!

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Ok, one of the worst essays...EVER!

Postby Ruff Ryder on Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:18 am

I stole this from M2...

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Lol it's so random, some of the stuff he comes up with. Somehow, he still passes.
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Postby Jing on Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:24 am

holy fuck shit!
did you write this.


its hilarious

and how the hell is that grading possible. wow
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Postby shadowgrin on Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:25 am

Dr. Dre: The Chronic :lol:

The teacher's handwriting is really ugly.
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Postby Cable on Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:33 am

Wtf? :lol:

Why didn't he lose a point for saying 'bust a cap' on page 4?
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Postby cyanide on Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:33 am

The teacher's retarded. He/she missed some punctuation errors, and even her writing has some grammatical errors. And he still passed? Wow.

Though, I admit, some parts were freaking hilarious :lol:

Jing wrote:did you write this.


No, TBD referred to the author as "he" which doesn't mean "I"
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Postby dada on Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:34 am

I dont believe a teacher graded that. The handwriting is too childlike and I dont know many teachers who would waste their time writing corrections or notes on that kinda paper.

"Page is to big"
Thats a very educated teacher who knows the difference between 'to' and 'too'.

Also, after she said no picture once there is no purpose of writing it all over the place..just deduct marks.
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Postby hipn on Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:42 am

Hahhaa

yahoo.com
google.com
tubgirl.com

hahahahha
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Postby Jing on Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:19 am

cyanide wrote:
Jing wrote:did you write this.


No, TBD referred to the author as "he" which doesn't mean "I"


nah yea i know. i was sasying it in a joking way
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Postby Unrestrict3D on Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:33 am

There's no way I'm believing this as being a true essay that was graded by a certified teacher. Funny, but knowing it's fake kind of dims the funny factor.
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Postby KIG1 on Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:37 am

That is hillarious man

"Opies was like fuck that shit."

Hahaha :lol:
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Postby Nick on Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:50 am

Fake hilarity.
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Postby Mazzocchi on Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:51 am

hah, I saw this a long time ago.

I got a laugh or two out of it
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Postby Buckley on Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:45 am

holy shit, he passed.

wow...that guy is creative.
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Postby 3P on Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:59 pm

every teacher i ever had after a half a page of this would rip it up, give him a 00% and give him dettention at the very least, so how did he get away with that?
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Postby Ruff Ryder on Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:30 pm

Because he had a teacher that you never had?
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Postby Stevesanity on Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:03 pm

This is fake, what kind of teacher marks a paper like that and he/she at the same time also happens to be bad with their grammar etc.

Even I could write an essay and mark it myself and post it on the net, theirs no teacher that's going to mark an essay with profanity in it and pass him unless he's giving her head. :?
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Postby J@3 on Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:08 pm

:lol: :lol: that was funny.

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Postby Colin on Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:49 pm

dadamafia wrote:I dont believe a teacher graded that. The handwriting is too childlike

I'd like it if my teacher's could write that neatly. The quality of the handwriting certainly isn't what gives this away.

edit: and lmao at tubgirl.com being a reference.
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Postby Anthony15 on Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:21 pm

How the f*ck he passes with that perverted story? lol
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Postby koberulz on Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:28 pm

BECAUSE IT'S A FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


geez, read the thread
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Postby Scotty on Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:36 pm

yeah it'd have to be fake for him to pass and for that teacher to pass Uni/College-whatever..
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Postby conartist on Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:31 am

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Postby .Dee. on Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:56 pm

Wow lol @this, he put google as a bibliography =D and yahoo rofl.
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Postby Pera on Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:09 pm

Thats some ugly hand writing :shock: .
But this is some funny shit.

Imagine your like jamming your mom and like you have 4 kids,then the feds come to your house and say that she wuz your mom and you were like ya?So?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Its_asdf on Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:03 am

The sad part is, this guy makes more sense than some of the members of this forum. :|
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