I have a new least favourite Live player...Chris Whitney.
I was playing an all-star game in my franchise (same rules as above, but all-star diffuculty and 7 min. quarters,) here's a quick look at my fantasy draft Laker squad.
C - Tyson Chandler - blocks everything
PF - Tim Thomas - has range and quickness, ideal Live player
SF - Quentin Richardson - makes open shots, mostly quicker than opponents
SG - DMase - shoots about 75% because he only takes dunks on the break
PG - ME!!! - 92 overall (so I exaggerated on my strengths

) I'm a good shooter, lotsa assists, athletic, can't rebound, according to ratings can't block, but because of Live I lead the league with 4 blocks per game
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C - Eddy Curry
PF - Drew Gooden
SF - Tayshaun Prince
SG - Deshawn Stevenson
PG - Rafer Alston
PF - Lonny baxter
PG - Juan Dixon
Now, I almost never play, and in half my games I can't stop mediocre role players and quit. I've only played 10 games, and won them all. Although the hardest games have been against lower-half teams. I easily beat the only other unbeaten team, yet only won by 5 to the Andre Miller led 0-9 Warriors. The game I'm about to bitch about is against the Rockets. From what I can remember they're team is...
C-
PF - Eddie Griffin
SF - Rashard Lewis
SG - Cuttino Mobley
PG -Kenny Anderson
-::-Bench-::-
C - Todd MaCullogh
PG - Chris Whitney
PF - Edjuardo Najera - He was unstoppable on
offense
some others who I've forgotten.
It was a close game throught out, within about 7-8 points most of the time, then I blew up in the third quarter and we were up by 23 points. Then my backups couldn't make layups and dunks and it was a 2 point game with 4 minutes left and I brought my starters back in. This lead was mostly gained by Chris "I scored 15 points in the 4th quarter, even though I only average 2.8 on the season" Whitney. Well he had a barrage of threes and hit about 3 in the 4 minutes with my subs on. Then I came back on and scored 6 straight points and dished twice to put us back up by 12 with about 2:30 left. I was feelin' good about myself. Then Whitney hits a three with the league leading blocker and Tim Thomas in his face. And then give it up to Cat who hits another, and then the lack of ability to throw a lob made DMase try to throw it through Rashard's chest who grabbed it and got a fast break dunk. 4 point game with 1:50 left. There's no scoring the next two possesions, then Chris Whitney hits another three and I call my second to last time-out with 1:20 left. I get it to Tim Thomas on the block who get an opportunity for a four point play, but misses the free throw. Then I block Kenny Anderson, who for some reason came back into the game at my TO over Chris Whitney whose circle was flashing more than a strobe light. And pass to DMase on the run who bricks the dunk. Now there's :45 left and it's a three point game for me. Kenny Anderson fakes me out i land on top of him for the foul and an opportunity to shoot 3 free throws. He makes them all. Now there's 0:35 left and I try to run down some clock and get the shot clock on my side so I can dribble the ball up court should they score. They're doubling whoever has the ball and I keep passing around then with 28 ticks left I'm wide open for three, 3-3 on the game and I brick it. I pause the game. I scream and yell into a pillow, very good muffler BTW. Then un-pause and watch them uselessly work the ball around the perimeter accomplishing nothing. Then they attempt a shot with 17 left on the shot clock, block, with 15 block, with 13 block, with 11 I foul them and they get an extra 3 ticks. BLAST. I bring out the pillow again. I yell. Pillow goes under the desk. I un-pause and they put the ball into Eddie Griffin with 8 left. 7 left, 6 left, 5 left, shoots blocked, I say Yes! The Desmond runs over the ball without grabbing an Cat grabs it. DAMN!!! 3 left he dribbles, 2 left he stops at the top of the key, and shoots, almost block it, but I don't. And it's nothing but net. I pause, fuck the pillow I run around stomping and screaming, yelling obscenities about everyone, then I bring my focus back to the guy who made the game close and yell about Chris Whitney. Then I go back and get angrier about not making my player be able to run up court, and about the ability to almost never pass it upcourt when your two players are waiting. So I pass to me the shot misses. I say, no way that bs will count and don't save. Some might say that's the cowards way out, but that stupid cpu is so stupidly stupid. If you read this whole post be proud of yourself. That's a lot of reading. Pat yourself on the back.[/b]