The Blog of Zack Ferguson
Pre-Game
This game isn't going to be no contest at all. We've won the title the past four years. The Lakers can't even dream of winning one. How can you win when you have a 38-year old as your starting power forward? He was washed out 10 years ago. Kwame doesn't stand a chance against Joe Erwin. We're going to pulverize them.
We, of course, doesn't include me. You don't play white guys with goggles in the NBA Finals. Oh well, at least I'm being paid to sit in the best seats of the house. Since it’s a bit boring to sit for two-and-a-half hours, I might as well start a blog. My eighth-grade English teacher always wanted me to do it, so I suppose I'll do it now. It's a little too late to hand it in for homework, but whatever.
Argh, now I have to do those stupid pre-game warm-ups, and look like I'm actually ready to play. Every time I get up off the bench, my knees creak a little louder. Someday, they're going to go crack, and that'll be the end.
1st Quarter
Have you ever seen a crowd go silent? I mean, pin-drop silent? Well, if you came to SBC tonight, you heard it all right. I'm still speechless myself, and my hands are shaking. What made it? Well, I don't even need to tell you, since it'll be all over Sportscenter, and be on the highlight reel for years to come, but I'll tell you anyway. Kebu Jones lofted a half court alleyoop, but got tipped on the way. But my MAN, Kurt Walker, just twisted in mid-air, caught, and flipped it behind his back for the score. Dude, you gonna see this for the rest of your life, cause, in all my seven years, and in all the 749 games I've viewed from the bench, it's the best play I've ever seen. Dr J and MJ got nothing on Walkman.
EDIT- There he goes again. Downtown three. We got the lead.
2nd Quarter
I can't believe it; these guys are still with it. Them fans out there ain't so happy. When you win four titles in a row, your fans get a little greedy. But no matter, my man Walkman is still out there, and he's lighting it up. And Joe Erwin is showing those suckers what he does to "slashers". And talk about rebounding machine, Dakota Kerwin is Rodman minus the groin kicks. Seriously, 16 rebounds AT HALFTIME.
The coach is giving us a halftime speech, about staying focused, defending the fast break, cutting down on turnovers, etc. I'm away in my little corner typing away. That stuff never applies to me. I haven't gotten of the bench, surprise, surprise.
3rd Quarter
I told you, I told you. We be pulling 'way. I love Kebu. He's a quicker than lightning, and twice as deadly, too. 20 points off the bench. Up by 9 in the third. I got nothing more to say than we're kicking rump right now.
4th Quarter.
I feel like launching expletives. Those guys can play. They don't quit. But our guys quit. Man, even Kurt Walker couldn't hit. And I winced every time we made a pass. 38 turnovers. Seriously, that is no good. I can't even rejoice over the fact that Dakota had 28 rebounds, and Joe had a triple-double. Seriously, this is one time I wish I could have played. These young guys need some lessons in staying calm.
What's that guys name, Rashidi? He's got game, as much as I hate to say. 37 points off the bench, 30 in the second half.
Argh, I can't write. This is too frustrating. I'm going to put this behind me. We shall overcome.
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H Rock on Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:21 pm, edited 1 time in total.