Gold fish

by **Fenix** on Mon May 01, 2006 2:47 am

If you could choose three talents (psychical or mental) from any person in the world, what it would be and why?

For me, Chris Cornell's voice (because he and Vedder have the best rock voices evah, IMO) , Lebron's body (for basketball purposes, of course) and Hemingway's talent for writing (for my own pleasure).

by **Riot** on Mon May 01, 2006 3:22 am

Dick Cheney's looks
George W. Bush's brains
Condoleeza Rice's ass

by **Jackal** on Mon May 01, 2006 3:23 am

This topic is quite like you, gay. LeBron's body? Hemingway? Wtf is the matter with you boy? Go worship Ricky Martin elsewhere.

by **Anthony15** on Mon May 01, 2006 3:29 am

Jackal wrote:This topic is quite like you, gay. LeBron's body? Hemingway? Wtf is the matter with you boy? Go worship Ricky Martin elsewhere.

lol, Vank, time for u to come out of the closet!

by **Fenix** on Mon May 01, 2006 3:36 am

What exactly is gay about wanting to be a big ass dude, who can outjump/outrump/outpunch everyone on the court or having the ability to write like Hemingway? Do you Dutch people consider 'intellectuals', people who are artistically talented or athletes as something homosexual, something different and unwanted?

Eh, forget it, it's not a smart thing to argue with crazy Dutch Indian. The following graphical presentation should tell you everything I think about your opinion:

by **Drex** on Mon May 01, 2006 5:10 am

Hey Vank, that thing is not loading :crazy:

George W. Bush's brains

You already have.

-Jae's height
-Nick's sober, fun brain
-Jugs' spamming powers

by **Mazzocchi** on Mon May 01, 2006 5:15 am

why is the title of this thread "Gold Fish"

annyway
- Fatal1ty's skills in all video games.
- Dirk Nowitzki's shooting ability
- Dirk Nowitzki's height

(I'm a gamer at heart no matter what)
(Y)

by **Fenix** on Mon May 01, 2006 5:28 am

Snakes On A Mazz wrote:why is the title of this thread "Gold Fish"

Golfish makes three wishes come true.

BTW, what was the name of that chick whose pictures were in Playboy? She worked for Ion Storm and she was supposedly John Carmack's babe and had mad gaming skillz(TM).

Edit:
I found it - Stevie Case.

by **BIG GREEN** on Mon May 01, 2006 5:34 am

I'd have Jay-Z's talent to get the best woman on earth..beyonce. Thats pretty much it.

by **The_Flying_Tomato** on Mon May 01, 2006 5:42 am

Olajuwon's size/skill
Mutumbo's sexy
Damon Jones' style

by **Joycean Summons** on Mon May 01, 2006 7:56 am

VanK wrote:Do you Dutch people consider 'intellectuals', people who are artistically talented or athletes as something homosexual, something different and unwanted?

I don't...

James Joyce's writing talents
Mahatma Ghandi's self-control
Joe Jackson's composing talents

by **Its_asdf** on Mon May 01, 2006 8:20 am

I don't know really. I'd like to have a lot of things, but I guess I'm pretty satisfied with the way I am.

by **Jackal** on Mon May 01, 2006 8:22 am

What exactly is gay about wanting to be a big ass dude, who can outjump/outrump/outpunch everyone on the court or having the ability to write like Hemingway?

What's gay about is the way you just described it for starters. Secondly, what's gay is the fact you'd sit your punk ass here and day dream about writing like Hemingway & looking like LeBron whereas you could go read a fucking book to develop your skills or play the game to develop some skills, instead you sit on your pedestal like a little fairy princess "wishing" you were the r0x0r.

Then to prove your manliness, you post a picture of a girl with big titties. Woopity fucking doo da.

Get your facts straight you Tom Cruise knockoff faggot, I'm not Dutch. I don't have anything against intellectual people, au contraire, I have a problem with you. Making you not very intellectual.

Had you been intellectual, you wouldn't sit here dreaming for your dairy godmother to come make you a writer/athlete, as I said, it sounds more like male admiration opposed to a decent topic.

Anyways, to suit the gayness of this thread, here goes.

I want my penis size to be halfed, the women keep saying it's too big. I've had to start humping horses to pleasure myself as of late.

by **Mazzocchi** on Mon May 01, 2006 8:33 am

PHX4LIFE wrote:Mutumbo's sexy

WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO?!

by **BIG GREEN** on Mon May 01, 2006 9:24 am

His wife Mirielle Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo ..seen here to his right.

by **dada** on Mon May 01, 2006 9:38 am

Yohance Bailey wrote:His wife Mirielle Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo ..seen here to his right.

To our right or his right?

by **BIG GREEN** on Mon May 01, 2006 9:42 am

Lol..dude.. i said "his right"..it's right there in the post.

by **dada** on Mon May 01, 2006 9:50 am

I was asking cuz to his right is the woman beside Snow and its kinda odd why they would switch wives. Kinda kinky.

by **Cable** on Mon May 01, 2006 10:31 am

Snakes On A Mazz wrote:
PHX4LIFE wrote:Mutumbo's sexy

WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO?!

For those who haven't seen it ...

by **The Other Kevin** on Mon May 01, 2006 10:37 am

Is that a deleted scene from 'Brokeback Mountain'?

by **BIG GREEN** on Mon May 01, 2006 10:57 am

dadamafia wrote::) I was asking cuz to his right is the woman beside Snow and its kinda odd why they would switch wives. Kinda kinky.

you're right..my mistake.

by **Mazzocchi** on Mon May 01, 2006 12:18 pm

Cable Guy wrote:
Snakes On A Mazz wrote:
PHX4LIFE wrote:Mutumbo's sexy

WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO?!

For those who haven't seen it ...

haha Priceless :cool:

by **dada** on Mon May 01, 2006 12:26 pm

I wonder what the baby would look like.

by **The_Flying_Tomato** on Mon May 01, 2006 2:29 pm

sam cassell

by **Laxation** on Mon May 01, 2006 3:44 pm

Snakes On A Mazz wrote:- Fatal1ty's skills in all video games.

I love it how he 'practices' 8 hours a day

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