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Postby Old School Fool on Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:39 pm

http://www.pornolize.com

Nothing bad here. It just changes what the text says for sites.

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Postby peaches on Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:55 pm

What the fuck? How you get this to work?
Could not fetch http://http://www.nbaliveforums.com/ftopic37644.php ::: 500 Can't connect to http::80 (Bad hostname 'http:')


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Postby Old School Fool on Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:56 pm

Why do you have two HTTP. :|
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Postby benji on Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:00 pm

Welcome to 2001. Sixers are looking pretty good this year. Hope the Pistons turn it around. Will the Lakers ever lose? Been pretty boring in the world this year, hope nothing big happens. Around say September. I've got plans.
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Postby Jugs on Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:53 pm

Lmao, it converted End Boss to End "Snif-My-Ass" Balls

In total there are 33 fistfucks online :: 11 Cuntlicked,


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Postby Pera on Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:24 pm

Peachy on pornolize.com wrote:What the fuck? How you get titty fucks to work?

benji on pornolize.com wrote:Welcome to 2001. Sixers are looking pretty good gangbangs year. Hope the Sucks turn it around. Will the plowing Lakers ever lose? Been pretty fistfucking in the smooching world this year, hope shafting big happens. Around say September. I've got pecks.
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Postby Scotty on Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:41 pm

lol, very strange but funny :lol:
99% of people will try this site first

i made this fact up
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Postby Tuomas on Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:23 pm

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Postby zmac on Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:41 pm

Nice find Old School.

Off topic- Where'd you find that avy? (Old school fool) :wink: :P
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Postby Nick on Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:51 pm

LOL @ Ben.

Yeah, this concept is hella old. Good for a hell-laugh though.

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Pornolising ben's already pornolised quote wrote:Welcome to 2001. Raids are looking pretty good felchs year. Hope the Sucks turn it around. Will the plowing Gangbangs ever lose? Been pretty sex fighting in the ing world this year, hope shafting big happens. Around say September. I've got shafts.
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Postby Fenix on Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:16 pm

NBA Live "Spunksupper" Series Center :: View topic - Rules for balls

Fistfucking (And why it is unacceptable)

Blowing should not be confused with intense discussion. In-depth creams are to be fomped, especially in the general ballbusts, but jerking is not to be encouraged.

Flaming may be defined as "making insulting asslicks or remarks, as on a plowing computer network, to incite anger". Put simply, flaming involves making personal fingers and directing insults towards other forum members. Such behaviour is unproductive and disruptive to discussion. Creaming will not be raunched in the felching NLSC Forum, and will be dealt with by the charvering moderators.

If members involve themselves in flaming, a moderator will ask them to cease and request that they get back on-topic. Should fomps start cuntlicking a smooching discussion, the farting fucks will be deleted and a asslicking firm request to remain on-topic will be posted. Should a flame war break out and the charvering discussion cannot be fistfucked, a topic may be locked. If the topic itself is responsible for the flame war, it will be locked and posters will be discouraged from wad pulling it in a creaming new thread.

Creams who make a entering habit of muff sniffing a

nd causing trouble may be subject to harsher shafts, such as suspension or banning. These measures will only be used in extreme circumstances and when a member is frequently banging trouble while making little or no positive contribution to discussions or the muff sniffing atmosphere of the cocksucking forum. Please note that we take the liberty to permanently terminate a member's account if they are shafting the farting overall atmosphere of the Forum.

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Postby Nick on Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:18 pm

Pornolising NLSC rules - genius :lol:
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Postby cklitsie on Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:25 pm

VanK wrote:Fistfucking (And why it is unacceptable)
Pure gold. :lol:

For the rest, word @ benji.
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Postby The X on Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:34 pm

nice, it definitely makes my dynasty a bit more interesting :lol:

some pornalized exerpts:

The squirting X wrote:TRANSACTION HISTORY

2006/07:
22/01/2007: Cuntlicks Cameron "Plugin" Rand, Sergia "Pimp Mastah" Monia and Ha "Omar Pussy" Seung-Jin to Minnesota for Eddie "Cuntcleaner" Griffin and Apollo "Sniff-my-Ass" Carnegie
20/01/2007: Trades Travis "Ballbuffer" Outlaw and Steve "Mistress Shiva" Blake to Golden "Muffmuncher" State for Cameron "Ball Buster" Rand and Monta "Dripper Dick" Smoochs

2006 Off-Season:
25/08/2006: Fucks Viktor "Plugin" Khryapa to New "Spunksupper" York for David "Fuckface" Lee
10/07/2006: Re-fingerfucks Joel "Dickwad" Przybilla for $8.50M for 4 years
10/07/2006: Releases Charles "Afterburner" Smith
29/06/2006: Drafts Severin "Muffminer" Muff sniffing (#6 overall) and Andrew "The X" Watson (#34 overall)

2005/06:
28/02/2006: Bangs Aaron "Ass-stitcher" Charvers
23/02/2006: Spews Juan "Muffdiver" Dixon and Ruben "Suck my tits dry" Patterson to Toronto for Gamahuches "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Peterson and Aaron "Anusapple" Williams


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wankster wrote:YES! X your back, I was dripping for this, hope it goes as far as the Fucks one went. Good luck and update constantly


Its_asdf wrote:I expect to see only good muff sniffs to come from Webster, Miles and Outlaw. I can't wait.


:lol: & it goes on for 28 pages too :lol:
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Postby Mark. on Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:36 pm

The X wrote:David "Fuckface" Lee


:lol: Dont know why but that just cracks me up
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Postby Nick on Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:15 pm

The X wrote:
wankster wrote:YES! X your back, I was dripping for this

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Postby debiler on Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:24 pm

OMFFFFFFFFFFFG!!!

That shit is hilarious! Too bad I'm at work and our server is blocking the URL... But at home, I'll certainly try it. :D David "Fuckface" Lee... LOL
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Postby Cameron on Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:32 am

Great find everyone... this one I just got cracked me up for some reason (general talk pornononlizeed):

The Letting Off "Anal" Steam Thread


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Postby Led Zeppelin on Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:42 am

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Postby Blasphemy on Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:50 am

melo15boy wrote:Private school and we barely assfucked b4 this year

Lol :lol:
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Postby dada on Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:51 am

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Postby Drex on Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:43 am

but jerking is not to be encouraged.

That made me laugh (Y) :lol:
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Postby Buckley on Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:26 am

meloboy on pornolizer.com wrote:well there will be no update cuz i really wasn't cuntlicking good today. (sleepy tired fomped etc.) so i didn't even try to talk to her.


LMAO.

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Postby The_Flying_Tomato on Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:07 am

Cable "motherfucker" guy
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Postby Cable on Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:49 am

Cable "motherfucker" guy

Wow, real creative. :lame:
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