Spamming is for gay losers like me.

[Jugs]

Well guys, what a journey. 5000 fucking posts. I feel like weird as hell being the 11th guy in the new NLSC to get to that milestone. I'd just like to say that this site is awesome, the best site i've ever come across, there's been a couple of people who've spoilt the fun, but overall, this site is great.

Too bad EA couldn't make live 06 as awesome and fun as this website. Hopefully live 07 will be the shiznit.

Enough about me, I'm sure all of you will remember my previous shoutout list (2,500 on new years day) and that I had a Sucks Balls List. Here it is!

Sucks Balls List

PHX4LIFE - No questions here. This guy just sucks the balls heavenly. The number 1 spot would've been ShAuN but he was unbanned and still being a retard, but you, you're quite the idiot. A Redheaded idiot too.

ShAuN - I dislike you, and I always have and will. Please stop making dynastys and migrate to dot org or 2k forums, anywhere! I don't care!

Sac-1 - Nobody made you're cyberface, oh well. Silly spammeriser. At least you've stopped.

Kobe101 - I love how you finally got banned, and you're basketball video, man you had skillz

nbalive744 - 18 pages and no improvements. My God. Just stop. Stop sigging.

wankster - WANKSTER = HORNETS FAN!!!:!::!: OMGOMG!

melo15boy - i hop u gt wit a grl soon coz ur postn iz getn stupid.

Legend - I don't wanna say anything bad or I might get haxxored.

Coolmac - Tool. Spamming tool in fact.

D-weaver - I loved you but I have to put my posting game face on and I have to beat your post count

wisdom_kid - w_____kid as somebody wisely put it. Not very smart at all.

steetballaz1 - You are actually okay in my books but those jersey switches, hilarious.

I'm sorry if I hurt any of your feelings, but, that is how I feel about your ball sucking abilities.

Now on to the shoutouts, LONG ASS LIST.

Shoutouts:

Andrew - This guy is God. I do not know how he manages this large website. Kudos for him and keep those roster patches coming. I'm expecting a shoutout from you in your 20k thread

Jae - Arguably the best mod, behind the future mod Jugs . This guy is pretty good to talk to on MSN, when he wants to speak. Funny dude and pwns all round.

Jackal - Cool dude, doesn't take shit, and shits on your head when you try to give him shit. Something like that, anyways cool dude .

Sit - Spamming AZN hopefully your dynasty turns into something better because the court room is boring.

Cyanide - One of the most intelligent Canadians and board members. Pretty cool dude all around but you're starting to scare me with that awesome Marbury Emo Sig.

Jing - Another spamming AZN but is probably the coolest asian I know on the boards. Cool dude to talk to on msn.

Riot - Good to see hometown homer type dude. Loves his KG. KG is going to win that ring okay!

Colin - Very, very skilled Photoshop user, I envy your skillz.

The Black Death - Another cool dude, pretty funny sigs with the Ha ROFL LMAO sig and the Chuck Norris sigs. Hopefully your sister problem gets resolved.

Cklitsie - I got to 5000 before you, but post counts are over-rated, contribution with the posts count and you do that quite well but I, i'm a coldblooded spammer. Plus you beat me in the NLSC sig

league .

Matt - Pistons fan and cool Rap dude.

Andreas Dahl - Pretty cool guy to talk to on msn and excellent court and shoe patcher. Great moderator as well.

BHMMAFIA - Another hometown homer type dude. Geelong > Memphis . Grizzlies will win the championship one day, dont worry

The X - Best dynasty do-er, ever. Very cool dude and good luck with your new job.

Mikki - Pin0y 4 evah!!!! Shawn Marion

Cable Guy - Another cool Canadian, I envy your backyard basketball court but yeah, you should get MSN .

Drex - Kenny you're a cool South American dude.

air gordon - very knowledgable NBA dude. The Bulls will be good again soon .

Nick - Probably the funniest dude in and out of the forums. The way you burned PHX4LIFE was just awesome.

Null17 - Another cool pinoy, but you beat me 8-0 in the NLSC Sig league. Cool dude, the Stallions were awesome.

Matthew - Crazy flamer/poster/australian/dude. TheCambyMan lives!!!!!!

Jowe - Guns 'n' Roses are the pwn. Funny dude as well.

The G.O.A.T. - Young dude, and pretty smart too. To bad you couldn't be in the sig league

fgrep15 - Cool moderator dude, and NBA talk poster.

Sam. - Ye man! I made it to 5000 and you're an awesome guy. Raptors 4 evah!

Indy - Another homer, Reggie was the man.

Thierry - Try and stick to a dynasty this time, but at least you're not on ShAuN's level of dynastyidiocy. Arsenal for UEFA Cup champions, etc.

Jona - The other cool South American, South American pride homie.

Mazz - You myspace dood. Cool news posterer.

Laxation - Man you're a crazy dude, but you live in Australia which makes you cooler than most people. Detroit sux . "Its not the game its just you sucking"

Amphatoast - Another smart dude, you need to post more often because you need to

Anthony15 - Dude, you're going all idiotic lately, please dont.

Fitzy - My love of this forums! Man you're cool. Geelong > Horsham though. I love talking to your girlfriend on the phone .

j.23 - You're still cool, even if you teabagged a guy. Vancouver Blazers

Yohance Bailey - THUG. Really awesome veteran and keep it real

Its_asdf - its_asdfghjkl;'! You noobie Pwner! You need to get America's Army so you can start pwning me but i might've figured out why CS doesnt work for me.

SkipToMy_Lou - Another hip-hop dude, hopefully your magazine makes it way down to Geelong.

zmac|two3 - LeBron James bandwagoner J/Ks. Cool msn dude.

alexboom - Another cool moderator on the forums, I love how you were deleting Sensation's posts when he made his 1k shoutout thread

DoobieKnicks - BoobieDicks!! where have you been. Hopefully the Knicks will help you post here more.

Seraph - VINZANE KIDS! Nice dynasty and great effort with the shoe patches compilation installation thingy.

dadamafia - Another cool dude on the forums, DADA!!!!!!!!!!!

Tumoas - I love your live 2001 dynasty, looks awesome, total retro.

Malfa - Portland Trailblazers for ever!!!!!!

VanK - Darko won't be good. But I still remember when I first tried to talk to you on MSN and you were high on marijuana.

Fender` - The guy who first taught me how to cut on Photoshop. Hopefully you'll make a comeback and post here again. And that you're wrestling career is good.

shadowgrin - Another cool pinoy and poster. Real funny too.

3th - Cool cyberface patches and you're crazy for posting all those pics of yourself.

hipn - Toronto Raptors fan, Villanueva for MVP of 2010.

c0nr4d - I love your complete jersey update, hopefully you've fixed the download.

Emiliano - Where'd you go you Argentinian Spurs fan! Cool dude.

GloveGuy - Gary Payton should lead the Heat into the Finals, he's cool.

Mark. - New Zealand pride man, good to see your Pistons dynasty going great.

Steve [The Spiderman] - Another cool patcherer, and nice textures.

keepnitgangsta1 - Yo man, s/o 2 my homie G from da block. Homie, you're a pretty cool dude, you better make a shoutout thread at 2k, it'll be gangsta.

The Other Kevin - Another young dude, but probably way smarter than some of the retards that have come and gone. Cool dude and funny.

EGarret - Another top notch poster, you're a pretty cool dude all round and a great veteran.

xXvly - You've been posting some great finds lately, especially mydeathspace, cool guy.

Cameron - Sorry that I stole your orange a while ago. Pretty good dude and we had that one good conversation on MSN

Bang - Another smart dude, I like your posts.

Heiks - I've been using your slides but sorry I might use Andrew's, if I ever decide to play Live 06 ever again.

bigh0rt - You should be Moderator of the Announcements section, you're a good retard detector and you should post more often in the NBA and General Talk sections.

killer_cr0ss0ver - killer from manilla!

Metsis - Where'd you go? Hopefully live 07 doesn't suck and we'll be able to see more of you.

Qballer - Another the Glove fan. We need more love for the glove!

Kemp - Cool Kemp Lover. Hopefully he'll make it in the NBA.

benji - You and your stats

Mentally Hilarious - Habbakuk, you disappeared, came back and then left again another awesome Photoshop dude.

Devin112 - A pretty cool dynasty do-er, your graphical skills are awesome, I wanna steal your talent like on Space Jam .

Axel - You're a pretty cool dude, I remember you made a I'm New Here, hello thread back when you joined. Your name reminds me of Crazy Frog, Axel F. Good luck in sig league.

HonorGlow - I love your website, and the Birdie scores stuff, it is quite interesting.

Ryan. - Nice portraits you make and cool dude all round.

End Boss - COME BACK!!

H Rock - Yao Ming lover, but you seem to be cool.

Dan. - New kid on the block, and sexy looking too . Good luck in the sig league. Don't spam your way to elite dickheadness like I did.

koberulz - WWE Fan, you're pretty cool for a Kobe fan . NBA Courtside 2002

Jeffx - Best New York Knicks fan ever.

Rommas - I love your Chicago Bulls dynasty, that was great, the boxscore and everything.

Bosh4 - I like your dynasty as well. Your Hornets dynasty owned my Horny Ets dynasty.

SPECIAL SHOUTOUT OUT TO:

Keith D-weaver Frazier

If I've missed anyone, that might mean I haven't gotten to known you yet. But I either hate you or love you. I dont know.

Well thats it for now, Jugs.

[Matthew]

Congratulations Jugs you spamming cunt. Nah theres a difference between being active and spamming, and you do both

[Andrew]

Congrats and thanks Jugs.

[koberulz]

koberulz - you're pretty cool for a Kobe fan .

I don't know whether to thank you or beat your head in

[Fitzy]

well done man!!

Fitzy - My love of this forums! Man you're cool. Geelong > Horsham though. I love talking to your girlfriend on the phone .

hahaha you leave my woman alone
yeah i love you to btw

[zmac]

Conspamulations on the big 5k.
Look at the date of when we joined. You joined 8 days before me.
Now look at the post counts. Your more than double.
Either:
-you come on every second of your life.
-or you really enjoy the forums and like to get involved in every thread.
-or your the ultimate spam boy.
I'll say 3 for 3.

Anyway. Congrats Juggy .

[dada]

Wow, congrats on 5000 man! (y)

I didnt even notice you had that much....oh wait, I think I did. Really cool addition of the sucks ball list though.
Thanks for the shouout btw.

[Fresh8]

Sit - Spamming AZN hopefully your dynasty turns into something better because the court room is boring.

What can I say bro? Not everyone likes a courtroom and yeh... thats the reason why people have probably stopped reading. But if you know me, I do everything my own way so its not going to get better for you!

[Fitzy]

Conspamulations on the big 5k.
Look at the date of when we joined. You joined 8 days before me.
Now look at the post counts. Your more than double.
Either:
-you come on every second of your life.
-or you really enjoy the forums and like to get involved in every thread.
-or your the ultimate spam boy.
I'll say 3 for 3.

Anyway. Congrats Juggy .

i joined around the same time as him too

[Mentally Hilarious]

Mentally Hilarious - Habbakuk, you disappeared, came back and then left again another awesome Photoshop dude.

I just have nothing of value to say, so I don't.

I'm around though.

[J@3]

Congrats Jugs, thank Christ someone's made a milestone thread worth reading. Some of the more recent ones make Riot's old "You cool" "You cool too" thread look great.

Keep spamming, and if I don't talk on MSN it's because I'm doing something and can't be distracted due to limited attention span.

Actually, I just have a limited attention span regardless. Keep posting.

[Scotty]

nice work on the 5,000 especially since u started like 390 days ago, but hey who's counting?

[Laxation]

that is how I feel about your ball sucking abilities.

Classic Great stuff on 5000, keep up the good work

Thanks for the shoutout, it makes me happy to know that .0003846 of my posts are being remembered for being good

[The X]

cheers for shoutout....thanks for the kind words, even if I don't think they're totally accurate....I should be best dynasty ironman or something

as for you, damn, you beat me to 5k....ahh well, most of mine are dynasty posts etc, most of yours are spam but I liken your spam to being a good sort of spam (if that's possible)....it's tolerable because you do have some good posts somewhere inbetween all of them & you're active, which is always good....I'd say as you get older (& maybe wiser), your spamming will decrease & you'll become more substance than potential

[Null17]

Congrats and thanks. Never thought you'd be done with your list that fast.

[Cloudy]

Hooray! This fuckin' spammer is on his way to Hall of Spame...
Man you're really fast man, what have you been posting? Bullying n00bs on General 06 forum??? Anyway, you're a cool guy... Magadag?

[Nick]

Conspamulations on the big 5k.

Spamgratulations would have been better

Oh yeah, spamgratulations jugs. A toast to the post with the most... discharge. ( )

Besides, you don't spam. You just comment on a lot of things Nah, i enjoy reading your little contributions (underline little? ) But seriously, all jokes aside, you enjoy spam between two slices of bread Haha just kidding, you're great (at spamming ) LOLZERS, But nah nice shoutout thread. Shall we expect one in another month? Do you wear a hat that says 'King Spames?' Was your first words as a child 'Post a lot'? I heard that there was a kid from geelong who thought he was melting but he was just spamming Is your cock spam inches long? Do you have 'Spam-e-goes' for breakfast? Bah bah black sheep, have you any posts? HAHA! Oh boy. Ok, i'm done. You fucking SPAM-CHILD

*cough*

Ok. That was a little hyper. Anyways, i like Jugs very round and supple. Keep on postin' mate.

[J@3]

Somebody get an exorcist, Nick's been possessed by Dweaver

[zmac]

Somebody get an exorcist, Nick's been possessed by Dweaver

Damn straight.....

And Conspamulations sounds a lot more fluent than Spamgratulations.

[peaches]

I think i had a seizure looking at all those emocotions.

Gratz Cheers fellow young skinny aussie kid who spams on an internet forum.

Your a funny guy and i still remember our msn convos when we called various kids fat.

I'd post some but they always end up like this:

Jugs: You know whos gay? ShAuN.
Peachy: Yeah
Jugs: Yeah
Peachy: Yeah
Jugs: ...
Peachy: You forgot 'Yeah'
Jugs: Yeah

Hope you hook up again with that chick who dumped you after one day.

Anyways keep on keepn' on

[The X]

Hope you hook up again with that chick who dumped you after one day.

that was another golden DD/Mags moment

Jugs, you'd like Hawaii, it's the International Capital of Spam

[Kemp]

Congrats Jugs and thanks for the shoutout. You are a cool Blazers fan and go the Blazers! Keep on posting and spamming.

[Fenix]

You're my favourite minor and with all your posts, you always find a way to contribute nothing, which is why you're such a special, special boy.

[Pera]

Congrats Jugs

[Nick]

Somebody get an exorcist, Nick's been possessed by Dweaver

I am shocked and appauled by that statement.

Hmm.. I made an ass out of myself, didn't i. And i wasn't even drunk this time.