Zmac & Sit: NLSC Undraftees - The After Party....

The After Party - Part 2

Note: Part 1 is on the previous Page

“Who are you sexy?” The woman purred as Mark strode towards her.
“Mark,” Mark said as the other guys took out a video camera.
Jing shouted, “Mark you stud!”
Anurak slapped him, “You idiot, don’t get your voice on it. We got to post it on the net!”
Mark slowly hopped on top of the bed and the stunningly beautiful blonde whispered in his ear, “I’m so glad you’re here. Make me feel beautiful.”
Mark stared into her eyes and boasted, “Oh, you’re one lucky lady.”
Mark stripped off his shirt...

As Malfa and Jugs loaded everything onto the team bus, they exchanged high fives and laughed.
“Man, we’re going to make a fortune out of this!” Malfa said.
Jugs was sweaty and wiped his face with the black cloth and told his mate, “Let’s go in and help Conrad pack up."
Malfa nodded but thought he saw something on Jugs’ face but didn’t comment.
As they walked into the living room, Conrad was waiting, “Jugs, what’s up with your face?”
“What?” Jugs looked puzzled.
“Is that some sort of powder?” Inquired Conrad.
Jugs looked in a mirror, “Maybe some dirt or something.”
Then Malfa found another piece of cloth on the floor and gasped, “Shit man… it reads on this separate piece of cloth…”
Malfa showed it to his friends and Jugs ran out of the room screaming.
“What’s it say?” Conrad asked to see it.
It read in handwriting: A piece of Bill Clinton’s Handkerchief that I used to wipe myself clean after we got it on in the White House.

* * *

It was a quick run up and down the hill to a local chemist where Mac and Mafia bought powdered Estrogen. When they got back to the kitchen Malfa, Sac-1, Conrad and Jugs were waiting for them. They helped each other replace the powered Viagra with the Estrogen and after half an hour they all exchanged high fives. The X then stumbled into the dimly lit room.
“Hey boys, how’s it going?” He asked, “I’m a bit tipsy…”
X fell over and Conrad shook his head, “That ain’t tipsy…”
Then Jing, Anurak and Anthony15 all ran into the kitchen.
“Shit man, you don’t want to go upstairs!” Jing shouted.
Anthony15 added, “Coach got a hot wife and Mark’s gonna bang her!”
Jugs’ eyes widened and he laughed, “Oh man, let’s go and see!”
Everyone stared at him and Jugs just said, “Ummm… my bad.”
Then there was a loud bang down the hall way and everyone turned to see what was happening. A female voiced was heard groaning and the guys thought something was up.
“Man, what’s going on down there?” Sac-1 asked the others.
Anthony15 shouted out, “Who’s there?”
They then heard a loud thud and they ran down to investigate, to find a semi naked woman in the bed.
“Shit man, what’s up with you?” Malfa shouted out.
“Can’t you give a woman some privacy?” She shouted throwing a shoe at the guys at the door.
All of them moved out of the way before The X suddenly came out of nowhere to stumble inside and fall on top of here. She slapped him and X woke up, smiling at her.
“Hello Sexy,” he mumbled before falling backwards.
Jing ran in to help him but slipped and reached out for the doorknob of the closet. It opened and inside stood Sit.
“What the fuck Sit?” Mac shouted.
“Piss off guys! What you doing here?” he asked.
“Hey R Kelly, she ain’t thirteen!” Anurak laughed pointing at the woman.
“It’s coach’s wife! You guys got to keep this one down on the low!” Sit replied.
The woman had run away before anyone could stop her and then Conrad asked, “Wait a second… if that was his wife. Who’s Mark with?”
Malfa hit himself in the forehead, “Man, this house is retarded.”
They heard Mark screaming for help as he ran down the stairs from two floors above them.

Mark got to the living room where they were trying to sober up X. Mark was pale and forgot to put his shirt back on.
Jugs asked straight away, “How was it?”
Mark blurted out, “She was a fucking he!”
Everyone laughed at him before X started to walk around the room and point at something hanging on the wall above the fireplace. It was the head of a moose.
“Don’t touch it!” Everyone shouted together.
It was too late as X put the head on his and ran around the room.
A voice shouted out, “So you like hunting huh?”
Sit didn’t recognise the voice but Mac seemed like he did.
Mac asked desperately, “Umm guys, where’s Coach?”
Everyone shrugged before Mac pointed at the wall, “Where’s the rifle?”
Everyone then looked forward and noticed his point and they all stood up quickly and began to panic.
“So you people like to hunt eh?” the voice was getting closer to the living room.
“Run!” Shouted Mafia.
Everyone bolted towards the door before a very disorientated Rodman, who was only wearing a bikini stumbled right into the living room, rifle in hand. His face was red and his eyes were bloodshot but he still managed to stay standing.
“Get out of my house bitches!” He shouted, firing a round of bullets in the air.
Everyone ran for their lives as he shot a few more times.
Bang, bang, bang!
From under the couch the unmistakeable German accent of Flo yelped, “Ah, me ass!”

Last edited by Fresh8 on Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:53 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Lol Bill Clinton's handkerchief...

Nice story, it is quite cool

You rock even more Sit....when do I get a pstat for this dynasty? Go UCLA! Sad for George Mason but oh well..Cinderalla had to be put to bed eventually.

damn, I'm surprised Dennis could walk after the shot contest

nice writing Sit

Hahaha good writing dude, sucks she had to be a he

Oh yeh guys... wat do u think of ur characters??? Can u see urselves as them?

Oh yeh guys... wat do u think of ur characters??? Can u see urselves as them?

if you had asked me a couple of years ago, then it would've been pretty accurate

^^ Must mean we have similar experiences of when we're young... im still young btw!

Great second part. Rodman in a bikini? So Mark, how did it feel to bang a he?

Keep it up, this is hilarious.

i think u should ask him how it feels to get banged by a he

nice story Sit

o_0
wow that is so fucked up.

Hahaha.
That's so fucked yo.
Funny story though. Hahaha.

lol thats a good story

Nice story All looks great!

And I was waiting for Flo to ask why he got shot in the ass... lol

lmao...nice stuff Sit

and yea, that seems like stuff i would do (ive been known to take the 100% discount from a couple places )

nice writing

wonder what your thinking when your doing that.

nice story

wonder what your thinking when your doing that.

- Wasnt thinking bout much actually...

And I was waiting for Flo to ask why he got shot in the ass... lol

i think i didn't ask this question because i don't wanna know what cruel things u've done to me in your story

man... i sound like a stupid-ass retard in your story (saying: "Ah, me ass")

Haha you even put me in the story sayin, "Word".
Good stuff

dude...what happened to this? I was really looking forward to seeing how we did

Zmac, where u at bro?

Loos like he gave up on this dynasty and started a new one w/ Cavs!

I think its a lost cause. Sorry Boys... but NLSC dynasties never last...

I think its a lost cause. Sorry Boys... but NLSC dynasties never last...

I hope thats not the case for my dynasty.

Im going to get this going again....just not yet, I have a SHIT LOAD of other things to do, and in the spare time I get I will be doing my Cavs dynasty because this one started boring me....

But stay tuned, I should start this one up again real soon.